The Hole

This weirdo moved in to the flat above us in Falcons Way. Every night I’d hear this noise, same time; about half three in the morning and it’d go on for about two hours. Used to drive me mad. I can’t describe it; the noise, it was like a scraping sound, went on for about an hour then stopped. It went through me. She was always asleep by then and never heard it, said it might be a rat. Wouldn’t be surprised if he had rats, this fellar, even up there on the top floor.  

You couldn’t make him up; the kip of him. If you had to draw a picture of a paedo you’d draw him. Scruffy bastard, stunk, greasy hair, them dead thick nonce glasses, never talked to anyone, no one ever visited him. I’d only clocked him a few times myself. Didn’t even know he’d moved in until the noise started.  Saw him once in the city, stood outside the bogs with this other freak.  

Then one night, I was on me way home from the Monk, OK I was bevvied but not THAT bevvied. Jimmy had let us have a stay behind after the pool match against the Burma, so it was about half two. I was just coming up the stairwell and he came past me. I cracked on to him but he just blanked me, the smelly cunt. He looked like someone was following him or something, yer know like he was panicking a bit and when I got onto the landing, I saw these two lads about to go down the stairwell.

They were only young, 17 or 18 but they looked tough kids so I watched over the balcony and saw him hide behind a car opposite. The lads came out and walked around for a bit then got off. The weirdo stayed behind the car for a few minutes then I watched him walk across the road as if he was going across the field towards Palacefields.

Being half cut, I thought ‘fuck this’ and went up to his flat, gave it a bit of a boot and the door went through. Here’s the weird thing though, there was fuck all in there. No furniture, no telly, not even any food or cups or anything. I had a bit of a mooch around the place and reckoned the spot where the noise came from was in his bedroom but it was empty.  There was no carpet down anywhere so I had a look for any scrape marks. Then I noticed it. It was only tiny but there was a hole in the floor. He’d gone through fucking concrete to spy on us. Pervy cunt! Right over our bed room. Not that we got up to much, not since he’d moved in but that’s not the point is it?

I was in a rage. Decided to wait for him to come back. Must’ve fell asleep cos it was morning when I woke up. She wasn’t happy either, reckoned I’d been with some slut from the Monk. She didn’t believe me, so I took her up and showed her the hole. She went straight round to the Devco and put a complaint in. They said they had no one living at that address, it had been empty for five months. He must’ve been squatting or something.

I thought no more about it to be honest. Then about a year later, I saw him again. I was in the queue for the city at Car Park 4 and saw him walking from the path from the city going towards the DEP office. I got out of the car and shouted ‘ey mate’ up to him but he kept on walking. The car behind me was beeping his horn, so I had to go back to me car and parked up. He’d fucking disappeared by then though.

Some other fellar had moved in by then, sound lad he was, one of them plazzy Hell’s Angels types. Had all the gear, the denim and leathers and all that caper but drove around in a fucking battered Escort. Had no hassle with him except one time when this bird came knocking at our door, half naked, screaming and crying, said he’d tried to rape her. Next thing he’s stood behind her, apologised to me for waking us up and grabbed her arm and that was that. Bit strange like. I didn’t  believe her like, she went back with him easy enough.

Anyway after that, he moved out and some woman moved in with her young lad. Suzi from Stoke. Lovely girl but had a few – issues! Felt sorry for her lad, Liam. Think she must’ve been on the run from her fellar or something. I used to see her in the Monk now and then, usually with some fucking junkie or pisshead. No idea where young Liam was.

One night, I was in there and she came over and asked me to buy her a drink, so me being me, I bought her a rum and coke and next thing she’s asking me to come outside, so me being me, I follow her outside and next thing, she’sgiving me a nosh. I was shocked to be honest. Don’t get me wrong, a nosh is a nosh isn’t it, but fuck me, I went right off her after that.

Anyway, we were both sat watching a video one night, Joey’s van comes round and he’s got loads of under the counter blueys. She’s not really interested but it gets me going, so she usually watches em pretending she’s not interested. Then we hear a kid crying. She’s going ‘that’s the kid from the flat, go and check on him Billy’ but I’m going ‘it’s not my problem is it?’ I mean she always wanted kids but I grew up in a house with seven kids and that put me off fatherhood.

So I get dressed, still got a semi on, and go up to the flat, give a little knock on the door, I’m like ‘are you OK in there Liam?’ and next thing he opens the door and flies into me arms and I’m like ‘OK, mate, what’s up?’ and he just pointed into the house, so I went in and there’s Suzi in bed, stiff as a board, all bloated.  Poor little fucker. She must’ve been dead for a few days, the stink in there. Kid was half starved. So, I bring him down to ours and call the bizzies. OD’d on the gear they told me. We never saw Liam again, think they put him in care. I sometimes wonder whatever happened to him but like I said, not my problem.

She couldn’t settle after that, said she needed a move, so we moved over to Murdishaw. Bit of a twat really because I missed the lads at the Monk so I stayed on with the pool team and went over every Sunday for a session. One day, I’m stood outside having a bifter and who should walk past – only the perv! He’s skulking about as usual, trying to not look conspicuous but making himself look even more conspicuous, so this time I decide to follow him and he walked back up the stairwell where our old flat was.

I keep following him at a distance like and he goes right up to his old flat and he must have a key because by the time I get there, the door’s closed and locked. I try to listen but can’t hear anything. So I knock but there’s no answer. I’m getting pissed off now so I boot the door but it’s not having it. ‘I’m shouting ‘open this door now you fucking perv’ and then the door opens and there’s this fellar stood there, big lad and he’s not fucking happy.  

“What the fuck are you doing?” he says

I don’t really know what to say – his missus and two kids are stood behind him in the hallway.

“Where is he?” I ask

“Who?”

“That perv who used to live here, I just followed him.”

The lad looks back at his wife and tells her to take the kids inside the front room, then he grabs me.

“I don’t know who the fuck you are mate or who the fuck you’re following but if you don’t fuck off right now I’ll break your fucking legs.”

“Yeah OK, sorry mate, think I must’ve got mixed up.”

So I walk back to the Monk and I’m proper confused. Maybe he swerved me somewhere but  – no – I deffo saw him go up the stairwell and there’s only one way up and down. Where the fuck did he go? Maybe they’re all in on it. Yeah, that must be it, they’ve hidden him in there cos they’re part of some nonce ring or something.

Tony’s going mad ‘where the fuck have you been Billy? You’ve missed your match now.’ And he can see I’m a bit shook up.

‘Are you OK?’

So I tell him all about the perv and the lad and the paedo ring they’ve got going but he’s not having it.  He says he knows the lad I’m talking about and I’d better not repeat it or else he really will break my legs as he’s some kind of kung fu expert or something. Now, me head’s proper mashed and I call a cab home. The taxi turns up and I get in and just as we drive away I look up at the balcony and he’s there, the perv –  looking straight at me, gives me a little wave, the cheeky cunt. I tell the taxi driver to stop, so he pulls up and I’m about to get out but then decide not to bother. I’m starting to doubt meself now. I look back up at the balcony but he’s not there. The driver’s looking at me in the rear view mirror and I clock the look on his face, like I’m a fucking nut or something.   

So I’m in bed that night, half asleep and then I hear a scraping noise, the same noise I used to hear in the flat  but we’re not in a flat any more, there’s only the roof above us. I wake her up ‘can you hear that?’

‘Hear what?’

‘That noise!’

‘What noise Billy?’

‘Can’t you hear it? The same noise we had in Falcons Way?’

She just looked at me.

Safe As Milk

He only took the job to get him through lockdown. He’d been placed on furlough by his boss, which was fair enough. Robbie worked for Hannon Systems, a small family IT consultancy in the city centre. The Baltic Quarter was once a desolate ghost town of empty warehouses and small industrial units but like many parts of Liverpool had been ‘re-generated’ and colonised by middle class outsiders. Half of him despised them, these self-contained smart-arses with their wacky clothes and indistinguishable accents – generic neo posh – half of him envied their ability to waltz through life with an air of optimism and certainty.

Maybe that’s what having money really provides you with; the freedom to fail. If you fuck up with wealthy parents, then at least you’d tried and some other opportunity would come your way. If you fuck up and your parents are poor, maybe that’ll be the last chance you’ll ever get.

His unit off Jamaica Street was shared with three other new tech and IT start ups and he enjoyed the buzz, the easy going nature of the workspace, even the strained footy ‘banter’ with those who pretended to be Liverpool, Everton or even Man United fans. They didn’t understand the hatred of men like his dad, an old Road Ender, who still went on and one about the glory days of hooliganism in the 70s and 80s.

Like the old relics of empire along the dockside, these tales were now just an excuse for sentimental nostalgia. He liked the New Liverpool, or at least his part of it. There were lots of new places to eat, new tastes to try, new beers to swallow, new girls to chat up. Robbie was never ambitious. He’d done OK but he could’ve done a lot better, gone to uni, got a decent job if he’d applied himself, spent more time revising instead of chasing skirt and chonging with Danny and Harv. He enjoyed his job at Hannons, it was boring but at least he’s escaped the O2 call centre where he’d been for six years after jibbing college.

Now he was here! Sat in a shitty mobile class room cum office, in between Garston and Allerton, on an industrial estate next to the West Coast railway as it crisscrossed lines and depots for train yards, offices and manufacturing units. Still, it was decent enough money for what you had to do. Security job, twenty three quid an hour, night shift allowance bumped it up to twenty six. His dad’s mate. Johnno had put a word in for him as he knew the boss, Gary Halpin; poacher turned gamekeeper.

Gary had done well for himself since leaving Walton Jail in 94, gone legit, or semi-legit, opened up his own security company/protection racket and now lived in massive mansion in Formby. He’d never met the fellar but his nephew, Liam came in now and then with their timesheets and rotas. Liam always seemed to be in a rush to get somewhere else, had classic lemo fiend traits.

It was the uniform that really pissed him off. Like a comedy American cop outfit with a peaked cap. It was too big for him and he was always hitching his kecks up as he did his patrols. They’d had a lot of trouble with Romanian gangs in the past, robbing the cable from the railway yards. Tommy, his usual partner on the night shift would regale him with stories about these rogues.

The way Tommy told it, they were simple minded sneak thieves but Robbie quite admired not only their daring but the degree of planning that went into these raids. One gang got caught in 2012, all Roma gypsies and were sent down then sent back but, being gypsies, they’d soon re-appear somewhere else in Europe. He fancied a bit of roaming the continent himself.  

He liked the night shift, it was an easy graft and he enjoyed the tranquillity, especially now it was getting warmer in May. It was the hours between 2 and 5 he like the most. He’d do his regular patrol around the perimeter, maybe a mile and hour which he could do in an hour in the car with a few sit offs . You’d hear foxes yelp, cats, owls, the clanks and hoots of factories and the odd rumble of lorries in the distance. It was so quiet now. Lockdown had taken trains off the rails, lorries and cars off the roads and there was a new silence, maybe a silence that hadn’t been experienced for over 200 years, since the farms and fields became housing estates and factories. Tommy hated it, said it gave him the creeps. He liked Tommy, although he was a bluenose and had bad body odour issues. Like many fellars of that generation, in their late 60s, they had once been employed either on the docks or one of the large factories in the city and had been reduced to jobs like this.

Tommy wasn’t a talkative fellar, he was into fishing and would read those fucking boring Carp magazines with photos of ruddy faced anglers with some steroid bloated fish weighing 40 fucking pounds or whatever. He liked it that way. Small talk, a few anecdotes, pleasantries, brews, the odd bifter, clock off, see yer tomorrow mate.

Their office contained monitors for the twelve infra-red CCTV posts and they’d take turns to patrol and monitor the screens. He’d only been called out to two potential breaches of the fence in the two months he’d been on the job. One was a genuine attempt to break into a small unit that contained components for car parts, probably an inside job. They caught two lads but Tommy was too fat and old for the chase and one of them got away, while Robbie held onto the other, only a young kid maybe 16 or 17. They took him back to the office and called the bizzies to come and get him. The kid was calling him all the grasses under the sun, threatened to burn his house down, all sorts and it did worry him for a few days. Who knows what these kids will do today?

The other time it was a stray fox letting off the alarm. Small animals, rats, mice, bats, the odd bird would sometime flicker across the screen trip the light but you got to know what was a false alarm after a few weeks.  Yesterday though, he was flicking through his book, Ellroy’s ‘Blood’s A Rover’ when he noticed a figure appear on Camera 8 in the Red Zone at Point H , which was the closest to the railway. There was a patch of high bushes and wasteland between the perimeter and the railway and he saw a man walk across the screen towards the tracks. He only saw the man for a few seconds before he disappeared off the screen.  Tommy was on his second patrol of the night, the 1.30 and he called him on his mobile.

Tommy had to get in his car and drive to the area, about half a mile from where he was and called him back. There was no sign of anyone.  Maybe the fellar had been some kind of train spotter or graffiti artist. You got them a lot, weirdos that are fascinated so much by trains, they’d sneak into yards at night to mooch about the engines. Tommy said some of them would camp out for days on end, they’d caught one fellar who’d virtually moved in. Had his own little bivvy, with a camping stove, little battery operated DVD player.  The graffiti lot were harder to catch. Young kids mostly, agile, fit, they knew every escape route. Tommy called them vandals but he liked a lot of the stuff they did. If he saw one or caught one, he’d let them go on his way.

He clocked on tonight as usual. Eight til eight. Tommy had called in sick and a new fellar called Kev was with him, a right prick. One of these divs that goes on and on and on about how hard they are and all the fights they’ve had and who they know and what they get up to. Boring plazzy gangster patter all night fucking long.

He decided to take the 1.30 shift as well as the 3.30 just to get away from the fellar. As Kev was new, he didn’t know if he took it seriously or was just one of these sit off merchants that didn’t want to actually do any work and would jib it after a few days, once they’d earned enough to score for the week. They’d had three of them already and Liam bemoaned the quality of the British workforce these days and told him he’d only be employing Poles in future.

He drove to Point C and lit a joint. The lights from the deserted office block were emergency green and let off an eerie, alien glow.  These units were only about six years old and only about a third of them were occupied. The bright new future for post-industrial Britain hadn’t worked out as the politicians had planned and the lockdown had cleared them out totally. People working from home would become normal he reckoned, even him, when and if Old Man Hannon decided to set up again. Why pay for rents and rates and internet and utilities and health and safety when most employees can pay for their own broadband and lecky?

He connected his phone to the radio and played some Beefheart. His dad was nuts on Zappa and Beefheart, whereas he was more into the rave stuff but now he was almost 30, had succumbed to the acid blues of The Captain.  Trout Mask Replica was too much though. He needed something more laid back – if that was the right word – tonight; Safe As Milk.

His phone rang. It was Kev.

“OK lad?”

“Kev, you’ve got to use the protocol like I told yer”

Kev ignored him.

“Just had a fellar on screen at Point H lad.”

“Point H?”

“Yeah!”

It was the same place he’d seen the man the night before. About the same time too.

“Is he still on screen?”

“Nah lad, he was only there a few seconds, think he’s got off.”

“OK, I’ll go and check it out.”

“Nice one.”

He put out his spliff with his finger and sighed. He wondered of there really was a mad, feral trainspotter out there. The wasteland was large enough and there were still old Victorian tunnels and abandoned signal boxes and carriages that anyone homeless could live in comfortably. He contemplated whether he could live in such a way. His two-bed flat in Ropewalks was costing him over half his wages and after all is other outgoings, he could only afford a few nights on the bevvy. Since his mum died, his dad had stopped going out and, as an only child, he relied on two or three mates who weren’t tied down by their birds to keep him company.   

Living right in the centre of town had its ups and downs. He could cop off and having a ken near-by often meant he got to sleep with girls who didn’t fancy the long walk or a taxi home.   Lockdown had fucked this up too now. Maybe he was getting too old for this lark now any way. He had his eye on an Irish girl who worked in the bar across from his place.  He’d played it cool with her, had a little flirt once or twice but didn’t want to rush it.   

He’d only ever had one long term relationship with Marie, a local girl from Huyton who came from a large, mad family, the Tiernans. The only issue he had with them was their devout Catholicism and he’d have these debates with Marie and her mum, Teresa about religion.

He mocked their utterly sincere belief in the virgin birth, the miracles of Jesus and his final resurrection. How could grown-ups really believe this shit?  Yet, paradoxically he thought, they were also big on mediums and psychics, contacting the dead, horoscopes, fate, spirits, ghosts, angels, the devil.

Teresa always had a story from one fortune teller or another;

‘she knew our Janet had died in a car accident’

 ‘he spoke to our Tony and knew he had an Everton tattoo on his leg’

‘I prayed all night for our little Connor, and he got better didn’t he?’

How could you argue with stuff like that? It’s like arguing evolution with a fucking Mormon or politics with a Tory.  You point out to them that maybe it’s guess work, metaphors, allegories and they just look at you like you’re mad. What about all the times you prayed for so and so and they didn’t get better? Nah, she was fit as fuck, Marie, a real stunner, but he couldn’t cope with that shit.

His mobile rang again.

“You there yet lad?”

“Fuck’s sake Kev, give me a minute. I’m on me way.”

He started the engine and drove along the empty, orange roads. He turned into the Red Zone and saw a faint light up ahead, as if one of the units was occupied. Driving past, he saw a light inside through the shutter and made a note of it. MYH Solutions. He’d never noticed it before. Only a small unit with one shutter and two car spaces. There wasn’t a car parked there and he’d had no notification that anyone was on site tonight. Maybe they’d been there earlier in the day and forgot to turn the light off but why would they need the light on?

He turned left and followed the perimeter fence to Point H and got out of the car. He pointed his torch at the camera and flashed it. Kev came on.

“Just to yer left there Robbie.”

He shone his torch around and couldn’t see anything. The fence had been slightly damaged in a few places and he could see what looked like a pile of discarded clothes about twenty feet beyond the scrubby bushes up towards the railway.

“Sure it wasn’t a fox or something Kev?”

“Telling yer lad, it was a fellar.  Deffo.”

He decided to walk through the weeds and managed to get through a large hole in the fence and walked towards the pile of clothes. He shone his light on them, they seemed to have been there for years, decades even. Not the kind of clothes people wore any more. Not work clothes or normal every day clothes. Just like rags. Filthy and sodden and yet they didn’t smell. There was a flicker in the sky above him and he heard a voice.

“I know you.”

He turned, startled but there was nobody there. He almost fainted and his legs went weak, He dropped his torch.

“Who’s that?”

There was no reply and he felt piss run down his leg. He was now in the dark and as he bent to pick his torch up, he felt a slight wisp of air pass across his face.

“Fuck off!” he yelled and began to run back in panic towards the fence. He became trapped in the mesh as he blindly attempted to get through and ripped the lining of his thin, comical cop jacket as he freed himself.  Once on the other side of the fence he began to breathe fast and quickly to the point where he fell back and the light from the camera was triggered.

“You OK lad?”

Kev’s voice re-assured him for a few seconds and he managed to get back to his feet.

“Did you see him then or what?”

He didn’t answer. He opened the car door, got back inside, locked it and steadied himself. His kecks were soaking. He turned off his mobile. He sat there for about twenty minutes before being calm enough to drive back to the office. He followed his way back and as he passed MYH Solutions noticed that the light was now off.

Tara & Jade

TARA & JADE – A STORY OF CLASS HYPOCRISY IN 21st CENTURY BRITAIN  

Two girls born 10 years, 60 miles and a social universe apart. Two girls who struggled with fame, a fame not born of talent but a knack for self-publicity.  Two girls who both died at a tragically young age. Two girls who lived similar lives in very different circles, one born to the landed gentry, the other to the so-called ‘underclass.’  Two girls that expose the class hypocrisy that still permeates British society, or rather the British media that acts as a moralising mouthpiece for a powerful elite of ageing, upper middle-class men.

Tara Palmer-Tompkinson was born in Basingstoke, Hampshire on 23rd December 1971.

Wikipedia describes her as ;

“An English socialite and television personality.

Jade Cerisa Lorraine Goody was born in Bermondsey, London on 5th June 1981.

Wikipedia describes her as :

“An English reality-television personality.

Two words the same, two different. One a ‘socialite’ and ‘television personality’ the other a ‘reality-television personality.”  There’s already a sniffy kind of snobbery at play here; what exactly is the difference between being a ‘television personality’ and a ‘reality-television personality?’ Whilst we’re exploring semantics, what exactly is a ‘socialite?’

According to the Cambridge University Dictionary a ‘socialite’ is ;

“someone, usually of high social class, who is famous for going to a lot of parties and social events.”

Synonyms include; well heeled, toff, jet-setter, plutocracy, rich, beautiful, YUPPY, laird and capitalist.

Tara was born to be a ‘socialite.’ Her father, Charles Palmer-Tomkinson is described as

“An English landowner and philanthropist, a former Olympic skier, and a close friend of Prince Charles.”

The Palmer-Tompkinsons own a lot of Leicestershire and a mere 1200 acres of Hampshire. Charlie PT was appointed High Sheriff for Hampshire for 1994 and is regarded as a doyen of the country set. If you are in any doubt about the incestuous power still held by the aristocracy, read on;

Charles inherited his land from his father aul fellar, James Palmer-Tomkinson, a landowner, who was able to provide a separate house and estate for his elder daughter Jane, Lady Ingram, upon her marriage to a baronet. Charles’s father’s first cousin is the Dowager Duchess of Grafton, grandmother of the present Duke of Grafton and Mistress of the Robes to Queen Elizabeth II, who was born (Anne) Fortune Smith; through other members of the Smith landed gentry family, the Palmer-Tomkinsons are well-connected to the British aristocracy.

Charles’s paternal grandfather James Edward changed the family name from Tomkinson to Palmer-Tomkinson in 1933. He was the younger son of the Right Hon. James Tomkinson, Privy Councillor, member of parliament for Crewe 1900–1910, and High Sheriff for Chester in 1887 and his wife Emily Frances Palmer, daughter of Sir George Joseph Palmer, 3rd Baronet.

In 1931 James Edward Tomkinson inherited Wanlip Hall in Leicestershire from his maternal uncle Sir Archdale Robert Palmer, 4th Baronet, on condition that he added the name of Palmer to his own. James Edward Palmer-Tomkinson (then Tomkinson) married Marion Lindsay Smith, daughter of Lindsay Eric Smith and a second cousin of Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother (via her Smith paternal grandmother Frances Dora Smith).

Blimey! That’s a whole lot of Baronets, dowagers, duchesses, knights and whatever a ‘mistress of the robes’ is.

Aah, it’s easy to knock these archaic toffs isn’t it? They do no harm! It’s part of our national and cultural character isn’t it? Well, no!  Tradition is a human construct. Whose tradition are we supposed to celebrate;  the history of tyrants and oppressors, slavers and imperialists? This is how power is kept from the people, how the elite perpetuates itself and for all the myth of meritocracy and egalitarianism, the same people are still in the top jobs 1000 years after the Normans first established their fiefdoms.

How could Jade Goody or someone born into her circumstances get ahead?  How could she afford to be privately educated at the Sherborne School for Girls and after leaving school  ‘briefly work’ in the City of London for Rothschilds bank? What are the odds?

There are shades of ‘Trading Places’ lunacy in this tale. The classic 80s comedy depicted a pair of old money Wall Street siblings placing a one dollar bet that a down and out black beggar from the ghetto could perform as well in the stock exchange as a self-entitled Ivy League WASP. The beggar, played by Eddie Murphy does in fact play the stocks successfully once he’s showed the ropes, whereas as the privileged Winthrop descends into alcoholism and theft.  As a satire upon The American Dream it pulls it punches, never really landing any serious blows to the head but lightly jabs capitalism in the ribs.

Jade’s lineage reads like the plot to a Mike Leigh film.

She was born in Bermondsey, London, to Jackiey Budden and Andrew Goody, the son of a West Indian immigrant. Her father was a drug addict and habitual criminal who spent time in prison, including a four-year term for robbery.  He and Budden separated when Goody was two; estranged from his daughter while Budden raised her, he died of a drug overdose in 2006.

Budden herself has battled with addiction and also became a cypher for the right wing media’s ‘Broken Britain’ attack on benefits claimants.  Even five years after Jade’s death the daily mail reported in 2014 that :

“Jade Goody’s mother Jackiey Budden has turned down a chance of a job after 30 years of unemployment because ‘it’s far too cold outside’. According to the Daily Star, the 57-year-old, who lost the use of her left arm in a motorbike crash 28 years ago, was recently declared fit to work and had her £356-a-month benefits slashed by job centre bosses.

 

But despite applying for a £12-an-hour post with Marie Curie Cancer Care as a fundraiser, Jackiey is reported to have turned down the role when it was offered to her because of the weather.

 

‘I’ve only got one good arm, but at the minute I’ve got cysts in that hand and they’re agonising. Standing for hours on end in the cold – it would kill me.’

 

The grandmother has not worked since 1984 and lives off benefits.”

 

Claiming benefits and being subsidised by the state are two entirely different things of course. There’s one rule for the inner city scroungers and quite another for the country squires that leech millions in EU and government farming subsidies, which ofcourse Tory politicians have promised to maintain post-Brexit.

 

Of the top 100 recipients of Basic Payment Scheme in 2016, 31 were aristocrats including :

 

The Queen,  whose Sandringham Farms received £479,739, Britain’s richest man, The Duke of Westminster, Lord Vestey, The Earl of Rosebery, the Duke Of Buccleuch, the Duke Of Northumberland, the Earl of Iveagh and foreign types such as Prince Khalid Adbullah al Saud, Swedish retial magnate Carl Stefan Erling Persson (worth a cool $18 billion) and plucky vacuum cleaner pimp, Sir James Dyson who despite having  a £7.8 billion fortune received £1.6 million in 2016 for his humble 25,000 acres of stolen land.

 

Even that fearless warrior against the evils of the EU, ex-Daily Mail editor, Paul Dacre receives a healthy cut of these obscene subsidies, Since 2011, he has pocketed £460,000 “to encourage tourism” and “help farmers in areas with handicaps” on his Scottish estate.  He also claims subsidies for his Sussex cattle farm. But hey, they’re not bone idle benefit scroungers but ‘valuable custodians of the land.’

 

This twisted sense of entitlement and hypocritical attitude towards subsidising unprofitable industries obviously doesn’t apply to farming and the land thieving toffs that swallow billions from the mouths of the poor whilst telling them to stand on their own two feet.

 

Tara PT was born into this world and The Daily Mail obsessed over her. On her death and after it they were sympathetic. This

 

 

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson predicted her own death and was juggling a £200,000 debt in the days before she passed away, it has been revealed. 

Huge overheads had seemingly built up at her women’s fashion line Desiderata, which takes its name from the Latin phrase meaning ‘desired things’ and was inspired by Tara customising and wearing her father’s shirts. 

But it appeared not to have fazed the 45-year-old, who despite having been diagnosed with a brain tumour is understood to have accepted that death comes to everyone. 

The socialite’s body was discovered at her luxury £1.6million west London apartment by her cleaner on Wednesday, as a close friend revealed that she had relapsed into ‘a dark place’ in the weeks before her death. 

It comes as sources claimed Tara was still using cocaine as recently as last year and wanted drugs ‘every day’ having once battled a £400-a-day addiction to the class A drug. 

Poor, poor Tara PT.  200k in the hole whilst employing a cleaner in her 1.6 million quid flat and snorting 400 quid’s worth of lemo a day. The cause of her death is still somewhat shrouded in mystery as are a lot of aristocratic and super wealthy deaths where coroner’s reports seem to go missing, events and causes of death covered up to avoid a scandal. Was it a brain tumour or a perforated ulcer? Whatever the cause, it certainly wasn’t suicide or an overdose. Natural causes old bean. Nothing to see here.

Scandals are reserved for ‘chavs’ like Jade. The Mail included her in their sneering “Chav Rich List” of 2006. This is what REALLY gets to men like Dacre. It’s OK for their social superiors to inherit vast fortunes made off the back of exploitation and slavery but when the oiks make their own fortunes, whether through talent, good luck, charm, physical appearance or ambition, then they are only fit to mock.

 

They’re the celebrities taste forgot — the chavs who flaunt fake tans, false boobs and mock Tudor houses. But what isn’t fake are their millions.

As the model Jordan boasted last week, they’re very rich. She even claimed she was close to making a billion. So was she exaggerating? Here, NATASHA PEARLMAN estimates the wealth of the Chav Rich List:

Seven: Jade Goody £4.5m

Renowned as having a mouth two sizes bigger than her brain, she is the most recognisable Big Brother star – even though she only came fourth in 2002.

The guileless Goody is, in fact, a savvy investor: she owns a four-bedroom, £500,000 detached house in Ongar, Essex; a £400,000 investment property in Harlow; a £48,000 BMW; a £60,000 Porsche; and a Mercedes.

Then there is the £500,000 autobiography, Just Jade; and her newest TV show, which follows her riveting search for a PA.

She has even launched her own perfume, Shh…It outsold the Beckhams’ Instinct scent by four to one in its first week, earning her £1 million.

Jade was on the Mail’s hate radar ever since she gloried in her own ignorance in Channel 4’s ratings hit, “Big Brother” in 2002. Her crass behavior and deliberately staged ‘thickness’ gained her an army of fans but to the Mail she symbolized everything that was wrong with Britain. Building a small business empire for herself after the show finished, she became a media personality in her own right, every bit as silly and stupid as Tara but with the wrong accent.

When she agreed to appear in ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ in 2007, she was the type of ‘celebrity’ who was famous enough to appear on ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ along with other obscure TV presenters, film stars from overseas and models from America.

The cynical editing process of such ‘reality shows’ like Big Brother creates ‘heroes’ and ‘villains’ and Jade was naïve enough to fall for the trap they’d set her. Ply them with booze, create division and animosity and then act all surprised when people say and do regrettable things.

In Goody’s case she made fun of an unknown so-called ‘Bollywood’ star called Shilpa Shetty by calling her “Shilpa Poppadom” and saying “she should fuck off home.”

The whole structure of Big Brother is engineered to create friction and encourage bitchiness, backstabbing and bullying. Was Jade, a mixed race girl from South London, being racist?  Yes, but she was saying things that millions of people that read the daily Mail say in private every day.  In fact her comments were relatively mild by comparison to some of the nasty filth published each day in the pages of the Mail.

The Mail’s entire agenda is xenophobic and hostile to ‘foreigners’ unless of course they’re vastly rich. They sometimes like to portray themselves as champions of anti-racism such as their coverage of the white killers of black teenager, Stephen Lawrence, although that was more an attack on the ‘chav’ culture that spawned them.  The Mail and the Express attempt to out-do each other with their relentless bile targeted at migrants and Muslims, scroungers and single mums, benefits cheats and chavs then act all moralistic when someone when some dope calls an Indian woman a poppadom.

Was this really serious enough for the ever-pompous Chair of the Commission for Equality and Human Rights, Trevor Phillips to get involved? Was it horrific enough to warrant the police to investigate an incident of racial hatred? From Stephen Lawrence’s murderers being tipped off by police investigators to a mixed race girl calling someone a poppadom, what does this tell us about ‘diversity’ in Britain today?

I wonder of Tara PT ever made fun of ‘colonials’ and ‘chavs?’ Maybe she was the most tolerant, non-judgmental, decent gal in Christendom but if she was, then she certainly ran against the grain for people born into her super-privileged world.

As with everything in the media, there is a hierarchy of death. When Jade Goody died of cervical cancer in 2009, the right-wing media attacked the BBC for giving this sad tale ‘extensive and excessive’ coverage.

Here’s the Mail respectfully using these ’70 complaints’ as another stick to beat the ‘frivolous BBC’ with.

The BBC was forced to defend its coverage of Jade Goody’s death after viewers complained the story was given too much prominence.

Many objected that it was the lead story on the news bulletin on The Andrew Marr Show and was covered so prominently across all its TV and radio networks.

Some said the publicly-funded broadcaster should not be reporting in such depth on stories about celebrities and claimed the death was not unexpected.

Jade Goody: BBC coverage of her death on Sunday was branded ‘frivolous’

The BBC also came under fire for broadcasting it as a big story across its international news services including the World Service.

The broadcaster has received about 70 official complaints about its coverage as well as a large amount of angry reaction posted on its website.

News chief Peter Horrocks was yesterday forced to defend the broadcaster against accusations that it had gone over the top, while admitting Goody was a ‘very divisive figure’.

He said the coverage had been justified because of the level of public interest in the reality star and the ‘awareness of cervical cancer’ raised by her death.

But he admitted that the reaction on some outlets such as Five Live had been very different to that from listeners to stations like Radio 1.

 

Funnily enough none of this opprobrium was applied when Tara died or indeed when that other talentless self-publicist, Lady Diana Spencer died in 1997. Ah, there lies the greatest hypocrisy of our time; the adoration of one kind of useless woman and the demonization of another. The ‘It Girl’ and ‘The Slag’, the ‘Deb’ and ‘The Chav’; how vapid they are, how sensual and shallow, how hollow and fleeting. We live in an age of surfaces, perhaps we always have, only the manifestations and the media changes. ‘Celebrities’ that are not celebrated are now the bread and butter of an escapist media that peddles a myth of success and achievement that is denied to the vast majority of citizens in every culture, no matter how egalitarian it convinces itself it is.

How is it that one thousand years after the Norman conquest of Britain we still have vast parts of the country ruled by the same tiny elites of feudal cartels and their pals in commerce and the institutions of state? How is it that someone born into poverty in Bermondsey in 1981 has the same or even fewer chances of improving their situation than 10, 20, 50 or even 100 years ago?

If the brief flicker of fame burns itself out like a candle in the wind (as the song goes), what light does it shine on those that gather around it? Are we all equally culpable for creating or allowing such a culture to persist? Maybe we are, maybe we deserve the system we get and our children and grandchildren will inherit. For every Tara there are a million Jades.

Poems For The Poor

Dranny On The Ateroids In The Kwiky Up The City 1980

 

Dranny was one of them kids

That didn’t really need mates

Which is why he had loads of them

Whatever he wore, he looked good

He was a punk, then a square, then a scally

He had a better wedge

And one of them duffle coats

Bowie wore on the cover of ‘Low’

He was also boss at ‘Asteroids’

And we’d see him

Playing for hours

In the Kwik Save up the Shopping City

Zapping computerised, cosmic rocks

As if this was the best thing ever invented

We were all still plazzy punks

And one day, during the summer holidays

We were all sat off in Dranny’s sister’s house

And playing records that I can’t remember

Except for ‘Bouncing Babies’ by The Teardrop Explodes

And the sleeve art for ‘Kilimanjaro’

And we we’re pestering Dranny to turn punk again

And eventually he agrees

And Stanner butchers his beautiful wedge until

It’s short enough to spike up

And then Dranny really went off the rails

And started hanging out with all the bagheads up The City

And he ended on gear himself

And he stopped letting on to us

And he always looked ill as fuck

And then he died

But I can still see him

Stood there, ciggy in hand

Flicking his fringe from his eyes

Playing ‘Asteroids’ in the Kwiky up The City in 1980

When the world was still smiling on us

 

 

Stab Kit

The fellar doing the course looks fit

Like he’s been in the army or something

And he knows all about trauma wounds

So we’re all sat there, all of us that work with kids

‘Young People’ rather

Some of whom carry knives just as I had when I was 16

For my own protection of course

A flimsy, plastic Stanley knife that couldn’t cut butter

But, still, I felt safer walking around Castlefields with it

Knives are not new weapons, perhaps they’re the oldest

Of all weapons, which cavemen used in gang fights

Against each other or Neanderthal mobs

But there’s a bit of a craze going round for stabbings

And this thing that the media call ‘gang culture’

Young lads bidding for kudos and supremacy chivving each other

And only last week, these three lads walked into the local college

And stabbed some kid and they used one of these kits

To stop his bleeding

So we’re watching this fellar, with his company logo on his t-shirt

Stuff a big swab of bandage into a gaping wound on a fake arm that

Feels like a leg of lamb when we all have a go

And some of the women and one of the men are gagging

And I doubt they’d be much cop if this was really happening

But maybe I wouldn’t be either

There’s a lot of money to be made from demonising youth

And being a professor of gang culture

Or a community leader who knows how gang’s tick

They tick as they’ve always tuck mate

And they don’t listen to you or to me

To fellars selling stab kits

 

He Wouldn’t Harm A Fly

 

The Jains don’t kill any living thing

I like that approach

But I’m not a vegan or even a veggie

I should be but I’m not

But I wouldn’t harm a fly

Not intentionally at any rate

I think of it like this;

Back when the Big Bang happened

(if it happened)

(like what was before the Big Bang)

(anyway…)

And all the universe was created

All the suns and the planets and the light came from the dark

And life on earth was beginning and there was

All these chance events, millions of mutations and cross-pollinations

And somehow over billions of years

There came to be insects and mammals and reptiles and fish and birds and flies

And who am I to say which life form can have overlordship

Over the other?

And what right have I got to kill a fly just because it’s a fly

And I’m a human?

And only divvies believe in souls and fate and ghosts

But if I did, the soul of a fly would be equal to the soul of a person

And the fly looks at me as I look at it and that’s

A fucking miracle right there man.

 

Soup

 

“I like soup.”

That’s what me dad said to the girl

Who was serving the soup

At the family wedding

In the function room

Above The Castle pub

It cracked me up good style

The look on this girl’s face

As me dad told her he likes soup

And I can’t think of many times

Me dad has made me laugh

Not intentionally anyway

Although I DO remember him

Coming back from a visit to Manchester

And he’d clocked a ‘SpudULike’

And he couldn’t work it out

What exactly a ‘SpudULike’ was

He asked me “do they say ‘what would you like on your spud?’”

And it really cracks me up even now.

 

 Kenny LFC

 

Kenny lived round the corner from us

We’d all go up the city every Saturday

On the rob

Only Hubba Bubba’s from Tesco and chocolate Brazils from Littlewoods and spray paint from Woolies

And we’d spray our names all over the place but mostly away from our own homes

Then one day me dad came in dead angry threatening to kill Kenny

When I walked out into the square of garages, Kenny had sprayed his name and LFC all over the garage doors and even inside me dad’s too

I don’t mean little letters either

Big fuck off ‘Kenny LFC’s every where

And everyone knew it was Kenny and he didn’t deny it

He starting burgling pensioners bungalows with Derbyshire

They always had loads of crap they’d bought

With their proceeds, giving it away to us

I told him he’d better not burgle me grandad’s

And he said he tried to but saw our school photos on the wall so left it alone

Which wasn’t exactly noble yet appeased me

 

Plasma Screen

 

The rich chef complains that poverty can’t exist here

If poor people all have massive tellys on their walls

Which they’ve probably got on the drip

From Crazy George’s and will never actually own

And I used to wonder why on American shows

Black people sat on settees with the plastic wrapping on

And when I went to B’s house he didn’t even have a settee

Or carpets or wallpaper or much else

And the rumour was that the P’s up the road

Have to rip up the floorboards to burn on the fire

And poverty is relative isn’t it?

And Jamie Oliver should shut the fuck up about

Things he knows fuck all about

Haunted Dancehalls Pt 3

Dancehall – Grangeway Youthy pt 1 

Status – Not open as a youth centre as such but has youth organisations operating from the venue. 

The Grange estate was where I lived and was a huge, sprawling council estate build in the early 60s on a familiar theme; red brick terraces, semis and flats surrounding a central hub of a row of shops, a church (St Andrews) and a pub (The Cherry Tree) . The community centre and youth club were built a bit later but served as our main hanging out place throughout our teens, before we could gain entry into the Cherry.  Oh and if it was raining, we’d maybe hang out in the ‘binnies’ – the bin sheds of the Jubilee House flats on Festival (Fezzy) Way. They stunk of shit but were warm.

The youthy was a place of refuge for various waifs and strays across the estate and beyond. The usual sketch was playing pool and playing ‘raps’; the card game with torture as its main objecticve.  Now and then, they’d put on a film for us, something like Scum or Werewolves On Wheels. Scum really terrified me, especially the male rape scene in the greenhouse, which those who had been on the end of a ‘short, sharp shock’ told us was a regular occurrence in DC. Whereas Hells Angels happening upon a Satanic temple and being transformed into Harley riding lycanthropes somehow scared me even less than an episode of Scooby Doo. It had a boss soundtrack however.

The main room was used for five-a-side games or table tennis during the week. The back room had some weights and a telly. A grebo kid called Brian also used it to strip down and build his ‘hog’ and was ridiculed mercilessly. The bar area was where the Fonz hung out noncing bobby soxers. Not really, it was where we played pool (winner stays on ofcourse) and listened to the shite that came out of the jukebox. I’m not sure who was responsible for selecting the records that went into this machine but for some reason it only seemed to ever play ‘9 to 5’ by Sheena Easton, ‘Games Without Frontiers’ by Peter Gabriel and ‘Bat Out Of Hell’ by Meatloaf.

Every week, however, there’d be a disco and our usual ritual was for someone to call for you, or you’d call for them and then walk around the estate gathering more people until we headed for the youthy. Each of us usually carried our own box of seven inch singles which we’d ask the DJ to play. Often the DJ, a huge hairy scruff called Keith accompanied by his Olive Oil lookalike girlfriend, Lorraine (aka The K n’ L Roadshow) would refuse to play ‘punk’ and we often had to plead for three or four records to be played in succession. Azzer, our leader, called Lorraine ‘sausage tits’ and she was a 70s relic, always wearing a tight wooly jumper, flares and Olive from Off The Busses glasses. A looker she wasn’t but then again, neither was Keith, a fat, balding Roger The Courcey lookalike with no apparent taste in music (or women).

Keith was a moody cunt and if he didn’t want to play our stuff, then you had to beg or threaten him. If you did the latter Big Bryn, the huge Welsh manager would come over and attempt to reason with you or failing that lash you out. Looking back, although it was a rough estate, we weren’t really that rebellious. The closest we got to real trouble was when Mackers painted ‘Who Killed Liddle Towers? Police!’ on the back of the youthy wall in massive four foot high letters.

Some of these records go back to the Boysy era, mostly from 78-82 and were played at other venues but for me will always be Youthy Tunes.

 

It’s The New Thing – The Fall (Step Forward, 1978)

 

Now I can see it! Now I can see the snide genius of Mark E. Smith’s Salford psychedelic rambles and rumbles. At heart, MES was a satirist, perhaps the greatest ever pop satirist. I didn’t have the intellectual patience back then to de-cypher his wilfully obtuse and abstract lyrics.   MES takes aim here on all the new punk pretenders (Devo’s ‘Jocko Homo’ – We are men, we have big toes) and the old guard (that New York Dolls oo bee doo). This was another of my mad dance specialities – as soon as that ten bob organ sounded I was up and grooving. Crash, smash, bang ring!   Only MES could go from

They’ve got another side
Pop heroes of the mind
While you suckers queue or work
Money for us and play it up
We have never sold out
Spent hours on a clever act
Phoney advertising quotes that make you buy some raise your hopes
That it’s the new leather thing

To

Houdini believed his tricks
That is why he died
Oh I’m not coming out
There may be a film on tonight
Or eliot’s untouchables
As for new hotels
Look like science fiction films or revival gothic pigswill
Watch the skies, what to think
 

Punk wasn’t really meant for the Prole Art Threat of maverick working class smart arses like Smith. It was basically a London based closed shop of a few hundred people who all went on to forge careers in music, fashion, art, film and academia. In the northern wastelands, Smith’s and fellow Salfordian, John Cooper Clark’s surreal reportage of an entire culture that was fast being demolished never resonated with the middle class art student crowd. MES knew that the music industry and the music press was full of people who felt superior to him and so he spent his entire life pissing them off any way he could.

 

Magazine – Shot By Both Sides (Virgin, 1978)

Buzzcocks – Lipstick (United Artists, 1978)

The Buzzcocks were a great band with Howard Devoto (real name Howard Trafford) but a better one without him. Both these songs use the same riff with very different lyrical concerns. With Pete Shelley (real name Peter McNeish) now as lead vocalist, the Buzzcocks focused on the joy but mostly the pain of relationships and spurned (gay) love whereas Howard was a more abstract lyricist and SBBS is a mysterious song about er, worming your way into the heart of the crowd. Or something. Both records were released in 78 with Lipstick as a B side of Promises, which was the side that got played the most at the Boysy, along with other classics such as Orgasm Addict, Even Fallen In Love and the utterly perfect What Do I Get? Both were released on major labels demonstrating how punk had quickly been absorbed into the mainstream by 78 and even though punk was supposedly progressive Shelley was abused by many for being openly gay.  Being gay in Bolton in the 70s must’ve been much tougher than in metrosexual London and punk may have been an art school dominated scene in the capitol but in most other places it was macho, proletarian and regressive.

 

Human League – Being Boiled (Fast product 1978)

Except Sheffield maybe. There aren’t many records that use the word ‘sericulture’ but Yo Man Leeg weren’t yer normal band. The League will crop up again but this was their first record that made a real impact on the dancefloor, pre-dating the so-called ‘New Romantic’ era by a few years. Synthetic Pop, synthesised pop, synthesiser pop, pop music not made by boring old instruments of cock rock swagger but by programmed computers from Planet Mars seemed to be so very modern. Kraftwerk ofcourse led the way and Eurodisco producers like Giorgio Moroder transfered the robotic beats to black soul and funk yet Sheffield, that most post-modern of cities, seemed to latch on before other places.  We didn’t know what the fuck Oakey was singing about but it didn’t matter. This was clever music for clever people who did weird dances. And us!

The Normal – Warm Leatherette (Mute, 1978)

Another smart arse, Daniel Miller uses J.G. Ballard’s dystopian perv novel, ‘Crash’ as the influence for this perfectly brutal shard of electronic pretentiousness. The Normal was a Miller vehicle (ho ho) and his Mute label would become one of the greatest independent labels of the next 20 years.

 

Zerox – Adam & The Antz (Do It, 1979)

Yes, before Adam was a prancing pirate-dandy highwayman-red Indian-Regency fop he was art punk’s top pin up. His S&M fixated imagery and sharp cheekbones were made for pop stardom except the Antz music (Antmusic for sex people) was a funk punk mish mash of angular rhythms and pretentious lyrics. I remember buying an Antz t-shirt from Close Encounters shop in Liverpool’s St John’s precinct (upstairs punk and mod, downstairs scally) featuring a pair of female feet in stilettos tied at the ankles with rope. Oooh errr missus!

I bought their first LP, ‘Dirk Wears White Sox’ from a disgusted punk called Binhead who thought it not punk enough for his tastes. I’ve still got it now and I still play it. I pored over those lyrics for hours on end – tales of Cleopatra sucking off a hundred Roman centurions and ‘spastics’ whose boots were clean and God’s massive nob and JFK’s assassination and the Futurist Manifesto. This lad had some issues before he became self-obsessed and boring.

Zerox was a more straightforward attack on copycat cut and paste merchants who ripped off the Antz groove although I’m not sure who its aimed at, maybe just a general dig at pop plagiarists perhaps. Adam ditched his quite brilliant band who went on to become Bow Wow Wow and Antz 2 were born with tubby brickie in blusher, Marco Pirroni replacing the frankly gorgeous Matthew Ashman on guitar. It was a great floor filler too.

 

 

 

The Plague Of Pericles – draft radio play

Synopsis

 

The Plague of Athens takes an ancient incident during the Peloponnesian war between ancient Athens and Sparta as an analogy for our own times.

It explores how our leaders are guided by their own egos, careers, greed and vanity into war and the unforeseen consequences that war often brings.

The play is in 3 scenes with a narrated prologue and epilogue.

CHARACTERS in order of appearance

Xanthippus – a man aged in his 20s

Penelope, his mother – a woman aged in her 60s

Pericles, his father – a man aged in his 60s

A party of revellers

Aspasia, Pericles’ consort  – a women aged in her 40s

Pericles The Younger, their son  – a young man aged in his late teens

Nicias, a leading general  – A man aged in his 50s

Alcibiades, a young man of ambition and ward to Pericles – A man aged in his early 20s

Hexagoras – a male attendant aged in his 40s

A male herald

 

The play is structured into three main scenes.

 

SCENE 1

Athenian leader, Pericles visits Penelope, the wife he has divorced to see his son, Xanthippus, who is dying from the plague. His other son, Paralus, has also died from the same disease, as are thousands across the city.  Penelope delivers an emotional and angry denouncement of her former husband’s quality as a father, husband, general and statesman. Pericles attempts to defend his actions but is rebuked.

 

SCENE 2

Pericles returns to his new palatial villa where a rowdy party is taking place. Enraged, he throws everyone out and rails against the behaviour of Aspasia and their son, also called Pericles. Aspasia is a clever and manipulative influence on him and needs Pericles to repeal a law that will allow their illegitimate son to become an Athenian citizen.

Pericles calls for one of his generals, Nicias to discuss how to proceed with the war.  Pericles The Younger and Aspasia also stay behind more to encourage and flatter Pericles.

Alcibiades, who has become the ward of Pericles also calls but is drunk. He is a charming, wealthy, flamboyant and reckless young man with high ambitions. Nicias dislikes him but he is also the husband of Aspasia’s sister and beloved by Pericles.  As Pericles becomes more confident and optimistic, an attendant calls to tell him his son has died.

 

SCENE 3

Pericles is dying from the plague himself. Aspasia, Pericles The Younger, Nicias and Alcibiades visit him and Pericles asks to see them one by one. Each tells them what they think he wants to hear but after they have all left, in his delirium, the ghost of Penelope, who has also died from the plague visits him and scolds him once again.

Epilogue

A narrator tells the story of what happened to each of the main characters after the death of Pericles.

 

Notes

Although the historical context for the play is accurate, I have used some dramatic licence to highlight certain universal issues.  There is very little known about Pericles wife, even her name but I have called her Penelope and provided a voice for her as Pericles chief accuser and as a person who sees beyond the immediate ‘glory’ of fame and power.

The play is wordy and has few sound effects. I have tried to provide a contrast between the current ‘plague’ and its effects with this example from classical history and to compare the leadership and political systems that use various pretexts and excuses for war and empire building.

 

Intro music

Modern electronic version of ancient Greek lyre music.

 

Prologue

After the defeat of the Persians by the combined Greek forces at Marathon and Salamis in 480 BC, within 20 years, Athens had become the world’s first true democracy which pitted them against the conservative Spartans.

After decades of empire building by the Athenians, war with Sparta became inevitable. Pericles was the leader of the democratic faction in Athens although he belonged to an ancient aristocratic family himself. He had been the chief strategos (or general) for over 30 years at the time the war broke out in 431BC.

Before the war began , he had divorced his wife – also his cousin – and became involved with a notorious woman from Miletus named Aspasia, with whom he had a son, also called Pericles.  He had also been charged of misusing public funds to build many new buildings including the Parthenon.

His policy for the war was to allow the Spartans and their allies to invade their country of Attica and not to fight a pitched battle but stay within the city walls of Athens and use their invincible navy to invade the Spartan territories.

When the Spartans did invade, the other people of Attica fled inside the city walls and in 431 BC a plague broke out which lasted for a few years and almost brought the city to its knees. The plague claimed the lives of Pericles’s two son’s , his ex-wife and  his own. He died in 429 after first being deprived of the generalship, brought to trial, and then re-elected as leader.

This play uses real events and real characters from the Peloponnesian war to explore how political expediency, personal ambition and lust for power and fame often have unforeseen consequences both in ancient times and today, as we too experience a global pandemic.

We begin as Pericles visits his ex-wife, Penelope and their dying son, Xanthippus.  His other son, Paralus has already died of the plague.

 

 

SCENE 1

 

Xanthippus is mumbling and breathing heavily.

 

Penelope

Hush now Xanthippus, let me wipe your face.

 

SFX – the sound of water. We hear a commotion.

 

Pericles

I am your general, move out of my way.

 

Penelope

Ah, here he is, ‘Surrounded By Glory’ (sarcastically). Look upon our son, o’ wise Pericles, o’ famous Pericles, saviour of Athens. Look upon your son now as he suffers from the contagion that bears YOUR name. This isn’t the Plague of Athens or the Plague of Attica, it is the Plague of PERICLES! Found time to visit him now have we? Not at a symposium today? Not cavorting with philosophers and poets?

Tell me Pericles if this was all part of your plan? How could you not foresee this catastrophe? You knew the Peloponnesians would invade Attica, even laying waste your own ancestral lands to avoid the Spartans sparing them and casting their leader under suspicion amongst the masses.

Ah the people! So beloved of Pericles that he desecrates his own family’s name to court their favour. The illiterate farmer, the hunchback mason, the feckless labourer. Such worthy ambassadors to the glory of Athens. Into our city the filth of Attica flocked, cramped together in their thousands to escape the Dorian army and spread their pestilence.

Out to sea your fleet sallies like pirates to the plunder, oh new-born Themistocles, not to free our city from barbarians but to raid the shores of fellow Hellenes.

THIS was your strategy oh wise Archon?

 

Pericles

How does our son fare?

 

Penelope (laughs derisively)

He fares like a dying man. Don’t get too close saviour, lest the contagion spreads even to you. Did you imagine this would be our end when you marvelled at the work of Phidias? All the shimmering marble temples and statues that you decorated the city with, now surrounded by the wretched and the dead.

Can you hear the screams from that beautiful palace of yours? Can you see the wretched creatures throwing themselves into the fountains, tearing off their clothes?  Can you smell the stench of rotting flesh? Do you pity the lamentations of those that mourn their dead?

All those trophies that bear your glorious name, what eulogy awaits you now?

 

Pericles

Enough woman!

 

Penelope

No, Pericles! You have always surrounded yourself with sycophants but now is the time for you to face the truth.  Your own son, in his delirium calls out your name.

 

Pericles begins to cry at this.

 

Penelope

Cry now Pericles. Yes, killer of two sons, don’t you know the Gods despise the hubris of mortals and punish those that challenge their power? Oh cry now Pericles, as our son dies in agony and you cavort with that playboy Alcibiades and your Miletan whore.

The Alcmaenid line ends here. First Paralus and now Xanthippus. Maybe you can find fine words for your own sons as those rousing lines with which you remembered the dead of the Samian war. Those noble words pinned to doors for the whole world to admire, the dead sons of so many obscure mothers.

 

Pericles

Can we not forget the past at this time Penelope?

 

 

 

Penelope

Forget? You dared to give me away like a used goblet, ME? Your wife! One of the Alcmaeonidae? Life has always been a game to you hasn’t it? Spending your family’s fortune on festivals, plays and feasts for the whole city. Courting favour with that revolutionary, Ephialtes and feeding on his corpse to curry favour with ‘the people’ – all the demes of Attica praised their hero, Pericles.

Do they praise you now, this fickle mob? Did you ever think the ecclesia would write your name on broken pottery and try to ostracise their greatest champion?

Oh cry Pericles, show your son if nobody else you are human after all and not as Anaxagoras has moulded you.  Come, kiss the fevered brow of your eldest boy. No? Too terrified of the infection? Look, I will show you what is to be a parent, to be a mother, to die alongside your children. Come pestilence and lay me waste, what else do I have to live for?

 

Pericles

Do you really make a monster of me? My greatest crime is to not foresee an act of the Gods?

 

Penelope

Oh don’t you dare blame the Gods for this Pericles. Don’t add impiety to your list of crimes.

 

Pericles

And what strategy should I have employed in your wise opinion Penelope? Allow the Spartans to overthrow our polity? Install kings and ephors, become a military state reliant on slaves to do the work of free men?

 

Penelope

Well, at least they ARE men. They don’t hide behind walls like cowards and listen to the insults of warriors. Better our sons died on their shields than fevered skeletons.

 

Pericles

Do you not think our mariners risk their lives with every ship that sails from the Piraeus? Do you not recall all the brave men of Athens that perished to preserve our city and our way of life? Did the Spartans lose their city to the Persians? Did the Spartans run at the double to face the Medes at Marathon alongside their Theban allies? What we have taken was only our due.

Penelope

And yet you impose your democracy upon others like a tyranny. Even those that reject this supposedly noble system. And why do you inflict it upon these states, not to free them but in order to tax them and install your own puppets. Don’t dress it up as benevolence Pericles.

 

Pericles

I don’t have to justify myself to YOU!

 

Penelope

Such contempt for me. Tell me Pericles did you ever love me or was I just another benchmark on your brow? A useful marriage to pave the way for your ambition?

 

Pericles

The decision was not mine, as you know. Our families saw to it when we were children. I could ask the same of you.

 

Penelope

Oh it’s fine for men to take lovers, to rub their wives noses in the shit of their degradation. Watch on as their husband’s lay with harlots and catamites. But a woman can never do likewise, or she is shameful. A woman can play no part in your glorious democracy. A woman has the same status as a slave. No, men make their laws for other men.

 

Pericles

Some women want only to complain about their lot whilst others do something about it.

 

Penelope

Oh, you speak of Aspasia now? Yes, what a fine ‘lady’ you have invited into your home, such a marvellous creature to provide an heir with. Tell me does your courtesan fulfil your every perversion Pericles?  No woman should submit to your foul degradations. I am better off alone than to bear that.

 

Pericles

And yet you still complain.

Penelope

Not on my own behalf, but on account of our sons.

 

Xanthippus

Father?

 

Pericles

I am here son.

 

Penelope

Hush now son, your father can’t come too close.

 

Xanthippus

Am I a disappointment to you father?

 

Penelope

Hush child.

 

Pericles

How can say that son? Even think that?

 

Xanthippus

You named me after your father but you name your bastard after yourself.

 

Pericles

I…..

 

Penelope

There is no answer to that. None.

SFX we hear an eagle screech

Xanthippus

Mother! Why does the eagle sit up there in the rafters?

 

Penelope

There is no eagle there my boy.

 

Xanthippus

Yes, look!

 

Pericles

He’s delirious!

SFX – MORE EAGLE CALLS

Xanthippus

He is waiting for me to die. I know it. It screeches so loudly. Tell it to stop mother, scare it away!

 

Penelope

I will son. Shoo! Shoooo!!! Has it gone now son?

 

Xanthippus

Yes mother. It comes to me every day now.

 

Penelope begins to sob.

 

Penelope

Go Pericles! Return to your whore and that bastard you dare to name after yourself.  I can’t bear to look at you.

 

FADE

 

SCENE 2

We hear a rowdy party in progress. We hear lyre players, flute players, conversations and laughing. We hear a conversation between an older and a younger man.

 

Older man

You have your father’s good looks, if not his temperament.

 

Pericles The Younger

Oh, he has warned me of you. You lead young boys astray I’m told.

 

Older man

I never lead anyone who isn’t willing to be led.

 

SFX – Another commotion.

Pericles (in a rage)

Out! All of you out! How dare you desecrate the house of your general.

 

Aspasia

Pericles! Whatever is the matter?

 

Pericles

OUT! This house is not a brothel and my son is not a catamite for so-called philosophers.

 

PTY

Father! It means nothing, you know how he is.

 

SFX – We hear the music stop and guests leaving.

A (angrily)

Happy now? You have disgraced me in front of our friends.

 

P

YOUR friends, not mine Aspasia. Can you not smell the stench of death out there below in the streets? Do you think the contagion will not reach us too? I have not time for these indulgences, when Athens is in peril. Hexagoras!

An attendant appears.

H

My lord.

 

P

Go and fetch Nicias, we still have a war to fight.

 

H

At once!

 

SFX We hear some footsteps on a marble floor.

P

Don’t get too close Aspasia for I have just visited Penelope and my son in this death throes.

A

You have been to see Xanthippus?

 

P

Yes, I entered the house of the plague, MY plague, as my wife reminded me. No one is immune from this Aspasia, not even I. Both of my sons will soon be dead

 

PTY

Am I not your son also father?

 

P

I didn’t……Ofcourse you are my son. I gave you my name didn’t i?

 

A

Well how can your son ever succeed you with your own law in place? I am not an Athenian and therefore our son can never be recognised as an Athenian, you have made a bastard of him in more ways than one.

 

P

Now is not the time to discuss these matters.

 

A

Now is the PERFECT time to discuss them Pericles. I bear no ill will towards Xanthippus or even Penelope but if they both die, only Pericles remains as your true blood heir and until the law is revoked,  he will never be able to become a leading man in Athens.

 

P

The people won’t have it, they need consistency. I can’t just change to law to suit my own son.

 

A

Of course you can. The people have short memories. One minute they favour you, the next they despise you. Oh they praise you when they want war and you give it to them but as soon as things go against them, they blame you for mis-leading them.

Democracy is a fine enough theory but in practice, the people only want their share of responsibility when it suits them. They look to demagogues like Cleon to do their dirty work, let him tell them they have been cheated so that can absolve themselves for their own share of blame.

They trawl you through the courts, fine you, then re-elect you after they’ve vented their fury.  You need to show them Pericles, that you can bear your sorrows with pride and humility, that you bear the loss of your own children as they bear the loss of theirs.

 

PTY

Father, allow me to join you and Nicias if I may, it’s time I began to understand the strategies of war if I am to follow in your great footsteps.

 

Aspasia

Yes, I think it’s time our son began to play his part also. If we named him after you, the people will expect him to live up to it. It’s time he stopped playing the games children play and became a man capable of leadership.

 

P

Fine! I am sorry for my behaviour before. I have not time left for the abstracts of poets and philosophers, not when there are thousands dying in our city. Now, my son fetch me my maps.

 

Fade

 

Nicias enters the room

N

You called for me general.

 

P

Yes Nicias, please sit with me, I hope I find you well.

N

Yes, my lord I am free of any symptoms myself but my son, like your own, suffers greatly.

 

P

Let’s hope the physicians can find a cure for this soon and we can pursue our plans for next year’s campaign. I hope you don’t mind but my son has asked if he can join us for this meeting and I’d also like Aspasia to stay for our deliberations as I value her counsel.

 

N remains quiet

 

P

Is there a problem with that general?

 

N

No, I value good advice from whatever source it comes.

 

P

That’s settled then. We have reached a stalemate in these past two seasons. They invade on land, we harass them at sea. This plague isn’t over yet and who knows how many of our men it will take from our army. We need to discuss our options. If they invade us again next summer, can we stay behind our walls for another summer?

 

PTY

Make I make an observation?

 

Pericles

Of course my son.

 

PTY

The strategy so far has destroyed our crops for the past two harvests but if we allow every person back to their farms again and plant for the next season, and the Spartans follow their usual course, we will provide then with their forage again. Without our corn and crops to feed their army, the allies will have no option but to withdraw. If we can import all the necessities from our allies why allow the planting of crops in the first place?

 

N

Yes, but if we don’t clear the city of all these farmers and their families, they may never leave and there is already a lot of hostility against them. The citizens blame them for the plague. Once this disease is over we can begin to rebuild our forces but for now, I suggest we look towards consolidating what we have rather than planning another campaign. We have already lost too many men and many more may yet perish.

 

A

I think my son’s analysis is worth considering general.  I also believe that the current strategy has been the correct one as we are not in a position to defeat the entire alliance of the Spartans in pitched battle. Whilst we still have mastery of the sea, we should consolidate this and leave Attica a wasteland.

Unlike the Spartans the rest of the allies have their own lands to farm and business to deal with in their home cities. They will soon tire of these annual invasions with no real victory or spoils. It is costing them more and more each year and they know they can neither scale our walls, besiege us or hem us in by sea.

I believe the best way to recover the confidence of the people is to show action and that we are far from being defeated.

 

P

Agreed, we must muster whatever forces we can stop this contagion overwhelming everything. If we are asking the people to look beyond their immediate grief, then I too must wear my own tragedy with control and humility. Nicias, we must call for the ecclesia to convene tomorrow and plan our strategies with their input. I will work on my speech for the rest of the day.

 

Nicias

If it has already been decided, then ofcourse I will follow your orders general.

 

P

If there is any doubt to this action, you must speak Nicias.

 

N

I….

 

P

Come Nicias, we are all friends here in this room.

 

N

It is Alcibiades I worry about.

 

Aspasia

Why is that general?

 

N

He wishes to be voted as strategos, he has told all his supporters this and I fear he may achieve it.

 

A

And why would that distress you Nicias?

 

N

I know he is married to your sister my lady but he is far too young and inexperienced to command, especially at such a time as this when we need all the older, wiser heads to come together and save our empire from complete ruin.

 

P

Alcibiades has many other qualities we can call upon my friend. I agree he is too young to command as a strategos, but he has enough influence amongst both our friends and our enemies to work in other ways, in a more diplomatic role perhaps.

 

N

He doesn’t want to be a diplomat though, general he wants to be a new Achilles.

A

Oh, come now Nicias, let’s not bring your own jealousy into this.

 

N

It is not jealousy my lady, it is the opinion of one man that has experienced war over one who likes to play the role of warrior.

 

P

Enough of this. We are not here to discuss the vices and virtues of Alcibiades but to decide how to prosecute a war. Now, let us bring the heralds in and arrange an assembly for tomorrow afternoon. Nicias, can you deal with this please?

 

N

As you wish general.

Nicias leaves

A

That man! Why does he hate Alcibiades so?

 

P

I don’t think he hates him Aspasia, only fears him. Nicias has been a great general but he is over cautious sometimes and fears more energetic men. I agree our friend is too inexperienced to actually command as yet and needs to rid himself of those friends that lead him and other young men astray.

 

PTY

You mean Socrates father.

 

P

Yes, him and others like him.  There is no place for men like that in my house. Oh, they may use flattering words and appear quite reasonable, but they are merely sophists, using tricks of language and patterns of speech that appeal to those who wish to be considered cultivated.

A

They are no match for you my dear. No one can match your rhetoric. We must work on your speech for tomorrow. You must win the assembly around, let us begin straight away.

 

P

No, first I need to speak to Alcibiades. He needs to be working behind the scenes. Hexagoras, please see if you can find out where the wretch is and bring him here.

 

H

My lord.

 

FADE – LYRE MUSIC

 

We hear laughing.

 

Alc

Greetings everyone! What have I missed?

 

P

Drunk as usual I see! Maybe Nicias is right about you.

 

Alc

That old fool. Why what has he been saying now?

 

P

That you are too inexperienced and undisciplined to command and now I see the wisdom of his words.

 

Aspasia

Oh don’t be too harsh Pericles, Alcibiades has been celebrating his friend’s wedding.

 

Alc

That’s right! You know Philocratus, the poet? Piss poor poet to be honest but puts on a good party.

 

P (angrily)

Perhaps you hadn’t noticed in your intoxication that the city is in turmoil and thousands are dying? My own sons amongst them. I made you my ward and THIS is how you repay me? Go away Alcibiades and don’t return until you can actually stand up straight like a man destined for greatness and not a spoiled degenerate.

 

Asp

Pericles, don’t be too harsh now. Alcibiades, go and rest in the chamber and sober up. Son, go and help him.

 

We hear footsteps and drunken singing.

 

P

My patience is running out with that boy. Every time he behaves like this it is a slap in the face for me. My judgement can’t be trusted if I excuse his every excess. I’m disowning him if he carries on. I mean it!

 

Asp

He’s still young and mixes with people who lead him astray. My sister herself wearies of him but he needs your guidance to steer him more now than ever. If our son is ever to achieve anything, he will need friends like Alcibiades. Our Pericles admires him so much and he has opened many doors for him, doors that are locked even to you.

 

P

Doors to brothels and gambling dens you mean? Socrates has his claws and his dick in him. He is making a fool of himself and of me. Well I’m not to be made a fool of do you hear?

 

PTY Re enters

( Laughs )- he is fast asleep father.

 

P

What do you find so amusing ?

 

Asp

Don’t take it out on him Pericles.

 

P

You want to prove yourself a man in your own right my son then don’t look to Alcibiades as your model. He has talent and energy but is wasting it all on the endless squawking of these philosophers. An education is important and my own teacher, the great Anaxagoras prepared me for a life of leadership. These men aren’t teachers just wordsmiths, whores that sell their speeches to the highest bidder. They believe in nothing because they have experienced nothing.

 

PTY

What ideas of his do you find so offensive father,

 

P

He is a traitor to our system. Can’t you see that boy? He considers himself to be so wise and all knowing that he would prefer tyranny to democracy if it lead to his own advancement. He uses the young men in his circle of sycophants to warp their minds and encourages them to question not only our Gods and laws but our entire way of life. Now, I will tell you once again to stay away from him do you hear me?

 

PTY

Yes father

 

Aspasia

My son, go and check on Alcibiades and leave me with your father

 

PTY

As you wish

 

Asp

It’s been a long day Pericles. Let us leave this speech. You will find the words tomorrow as you always do. Let’s retire for the night. I think you need to rest now.

 

P

Maybe you’re right. I feel the city closing in on us Aspasia. Maybe we should look towards Miletus and rid ourselves of this burden.

 

Asp

Miletus is not Athens and you would be bored within a few months.

 

P

These people do not deserve us. Look at what we have brought to them and at the first hurdle they want to give up the race. They insult you, call you a whore. These playwrights and poets that we have provided vast theatres for.

 

A

I agree but you are STILL  Pericles! You still rule Athens, the greatest city in the world. There will always be jealous men that resent your achievements, gossiping like women at their looms. You must rise above them Pericles, stare these small men in the eye, make the people know that you are above their slanders and insults. You will be counted amongst the likes of Solon and Themistocles, one of the finest Athenians of this or any other generation.

 

P

Do you think so Aspasia?

A

Of course, we will rid ourselves of this contagion, we will triumph in this war and our son will carry your name forward in glory for all eternity.

 

P

Yes, I believe Penelope was never destined for greatness, she is incapable of controlling her emotions and parades her weakness like a lame dog begging for pity.

A

Now, we have our Pericles back!

 

There is a knock at the door.

Haxagoras

My lord, there is a herald here to see you.

 

 

P

Ah, Nicias has no doubt sent him. Yes, my friend, what is the news. Has the hour been set for the assembly?

 

Herald

I am sorry my lord, I know not of that, I have been sent here by your former wife.

 

P

Does she ever relent?

 

Herald

I have terrible news my lord, your son, Xanthippus is dead.

 

There’s a few seconds of stunned silence then we hear Pericles howl in despair.

 

LYRE MUSIC – FADE

 

 

SCENE 3

Mournful music. We hear quiet, whispered conversations.

 

Aspasia

Thank you all for coming. He was delirious for most of the night but seems much clearer in thought today. I fear the death of Xanthippus was too much for him to bear. He hasn’t been the same since he received the news. The physician tells me he does not have long left but try to inject some hope into him all of you, I beseech you, he needs to hear good news now, if he is ever to recover from this. I will check on him first.

 

A

Pericles your friends have called.

P

Tell them to go away. I have nothing to say to them.

 

A

Please Pericles, if only for a few minutes, sit with us.

 

P

I will see them in turn then.  I have things to say to each.

 

A

Good! That’s more like yourself. This grief for Xanthippus has overwhelmed you. You must fight it off if you are to recover. You cannot be blamed for the plague.

 

P

Who else is to blame then? As Penelope told me, this contagion bears MY name.

 

A

Penelope was a bitter, hateful woman.

 

P

And yet she brought the pestilence upon herself whilst I stayed away from their home. My dear sons. What have I done?

(P begins sobbing)

 

A

Come now general! You still have another son outside the door. OUR son! Thank the Gods you repealed the law and now he can hold office, take your name forward in his own right. Do you see yourself in him Pericles? He has your eyes and your intellect.

 

P

Yes, and he has your deviousness.

A

I’m sorry!

 

P

You heard. I sacrificed all for your ambition.

 

A

No, Don’t say these things.  I beg of you.

 

P

Leave me Aspasia,

 

A

I will send in our son.

 

Aspasia leaves

 

A

Our son, he has asked to see you first. He is saying terrible things, I fear his mind is broken, so please encourage him.

 

PTY

Hello father. You look much better today.

 

P

Do not come any closer my son, my only son. When I pass, YOU will carry forward but my name and my policies.

 

PTY

No not speak this way father, the physicians are close to a cure I hear.

 

P

They may well be son, but it will be too late for me. Now, put aside these vain thoughts and let me speak to you about politics my boy. You must understand how my enemies, OUR enemies will react. Every time they see you, they will see me. Every time they hear you, they will hear me. You must by your own Pericles my son.   I fear that your mother has indulged you too much in the past and I share the blame for allowing her to do so.

 

PTY

Father, that’s unfair. I have tried to be a good son to you and for you to love me as you did your other sons. I fear that I will never come up to your measure.

 

P

You will! I wasn’t so dissimilar to you at your age. I too preferred to sit alongside philosophers and read the works of the poets. Like many boys of my generation I was still enthralled by the actions of our Athenian heroes, Aristides and Themistocles, of Marathon and Salamis. I even paid for old Aeschylus to put on a performance of his Persians for the entire city.  We all wanted to emulate the glorious deeds of our forefathers and this war, I think, will be long enough perhaps for you to make a name for yourself and become your own Pericles. I have made provisions for your advancement and Alcibiades will oversee your career.

But, my son, now is the time for you to put away the trivialities of boyhood and take the first steps towards manhood and leadership. It was good for you to stay and talk with Nicias and to make excellent suggestions, you made me proud my son. Yet a day later I find you consorting with those unruly boys that follow Socrates around as if he holds all the answers of the universe in the folds of his dirty toga.

I know now that I have indulged myself too much at times and it is the wisdom of an older man, a man on his death bed that I speak to you with a solemn message to avoid the likes of Socrates as he will lead young, impressionable men astray and one day will pay for his crimes.

 

PTY

Alcibiades is his favourite student.

 

P

Yes and I will say the same thing to him also. I have done many times but he is a headstrong young man and thinks he is cut out for philosophy himself. He is not. Neither are you. We are men of action not men to engage in aimless arguments about the nature of reality. We see the world as it truly is.

A poet will try to convince you that a pig is a thing of beauty, a philosopher will tell you that the pig isn’t even there, only the impression of a pig, but we men of politics, we men of war, we see only an ugly pig to be used as food for our armies.

 

PTY (laughs)

Father, if I am to take these steps towards manhood then please consent for me to join the fleet on the next expedition.

 

P

You are too young for that yet my son.

 

PTY

Alcibiades is only a few years older than I.

 

P

Those few years make all the difference and he is wise beyond his years that boy. Take all the best from his character and the best from Nicias and indeed myself as your template. What you can’t win by force, win by strategy. Never become drawn into a battle you can’t win just to appease the demands of others. They may condemn you for it at the time as they did I but in time they will see the wisdom of your actions. Generals that rush into battle without their helmets are liable to get their heads cut off but a wise general prepares his armour for each occasion.

Now my son, go and comfort your mother, please send in Nicias.

 

PTY

Very well, I will do all in my power to make you proud of me and to bear our name with humility and respect. Farewell father.

 

PTY begins weeping and leaves the room.

 

PTY

Nicias, my father wishes to speak to you next.

 

P

Sit Nicias, wise Nicias.

 

N

General, you mustn’t tax yourself at the present time. We need you to recover soon.

 

P

There is no recovery from this my old friend. I fear I will not last more than a few days.

 

N

Nonsense.

 

P

I know Aspasia has told you all to encourage me but I know that my time is short and before I suffer from further visitations, I need to speak to you all, my closest and wisest friends. Now, I know you have misgivings about Alcibiades, as do I, but I also believe he will benefit from your counsel.

 

N

I will do as you wish Pericles, on my word. I wish the boy no harm but he needs firm guidance and a measured approach as he is too keen to make a reputation for himself as a general.

 

P

I don’t doubt it and I will entrust you to curtail his wild excesses and boastfulness. Inside that rash exterior there is a talented statesman to be nurtured and as he is almost the same age as my son, I want both yourself and Alcibiades to provide a template for him to emulate. I fear that left to his own devices, my son will indulge his passions too readily and so I need you my friend to keep a close watch on him and warn him of those that plan to undo all we have achieved.

 

N

I promise my lord, on the life of my own sons.

 

P

You are a loyal friend indeed Nicias. I know the empire will be safe whilst you remain one of our leading men. Now, my friend, please send in the rascal himself.

 

N

May I just recite your words before I leave Pericles.

 

P

Which words are these?

 

N

Those you used to honour our martyrs that fell during the Samian war?

P

If you must! I have forgotten them myself.

 

N

For heroes have the whole earth for their tomb; and in lands far from their own, where the column with its epitaph declares it, there is enshrined in every breast a record unwritten with no tablet to preserve it, except that of the heart.

 

P

Ah, those words, yes, now I recall them (laughs)

 

Nicias

Farewell my lord.

 

Nicias

Alcibiades, he wishes to see you next. He is under no delusion about his condition.

 

Alc

Thank you Nicias.

 

P

Ah, Alcibiades I see you have dressed for the occasion.

 

Alc (laughs)

Nicias tells me you are not to be flattered.

 

P

He said that?

 

Alc

Not exactly!

 

P (laughs)

Well, he is foremost amongst my flatterers, so try to match him if you like.

 

Alc

I know my limits.

 

P

You do? What are your limits then lad?

 

Alc

Only the limits of the known world. India perhaps.

 

P

Well, let’s deal with the Spartans first eh?

 

Alc

If this is to be our last talk together Pericles, I don’t wish to dwell on our past disagreements and my own flaws, well known to myself as well as other men. Let us instead recall all the glorious successes you have won during your life and stewardship of our great city.

Do you remember when Phidias showed us the completed frieze up on the Parthenon? How that moment now resonates, the pinnacle of your success, a temple that will last in the minds of men for all eternity. In a thousand years, men will travel from all corners of the world to marvel at your temples like we travel to Egypt to view the pyramids. They will still be as amazed that any human hand could create something so perfect and count themselves poor by contrast.

 

P

Maybe they will remember Phidias rather than Pericles.

 

Alc

Nonsense. Your name will stand as a synonym for perfection. Periclean will be the adjective. Myself, I will be a mere footnote in the history of your glory.

 

P

Enough of this easy sycophancy now. We must discuss serious matters. You want the generalship I hear.

 

Alc

It’s not a secret. I think I have the strategies to defeat our enemies.

 

P

You realise that you are not able to command at your age? That I must make a special case for you?

 

Alc

I do Pericles.  There are always exceptions and they in turn become precedents, in war as well as law.

 

P

I good answer. Very Socratic.

 

Alc

Oh, let’s not go there now.

 

P

My only words on this are for you to beware his secret designs. He will be your undoing if you are not careful. My enemies will use him as way to blacken your reputation. They will stop at nothing to bring charges against you, whether true or not, and to discredit your name and my own and that of my son.

 

Alc

I will be on my guard, Pericles. I see how those hungry dogs like Critias surround him but I keep myself away from their fleas.

 

P

What strategy would you pursue to win this war?

 

Alc

I think we need to look beyond our immediate empire and colonies if we are to recover our losses.

 

P

And where do you suggest? Thrace? We already have our colonies there?

 

Alc

No, I mean Sicily. The island could supply us with supplies for a hundred campaigns.

 

P

Ah but Sicily is a large island and Syracuse is a large city with high walls and a large army. It would be difficult to besiege, and their army would outnumber ours, if they called in all their allies.

 

Alc

I have friends at Syracuse and they are weary of tyrants. They would betray the city to us in an instant.

 

P

Let us first rebuild our forces before thinking of such things. I need you to look over my son’s career, especially once I am dead and my enemies will seize their opportunity. I have put all my faith in you Alcibiades, as I would my own son, to carry our plans forward and to never allow the great name of our city to be tarnished. Never mind how many chariots you plan to enter in the next games or the size of your canopy, let us take stock of our position now.

 

Alc

I do all these things for Athens Pericles

 

P

No, you do them for yourself boy.

 

Alc

Well, maybe for myself too.

 

They both laugh

 

P

You are a son to me.

Alc

And you are a father to me my general.

Pericles begins to cry.

 

P

Please leave me now, I cannot bear it.

 

Alcib leaves

 

Asp

How is he?

 

Alc

He weeps.

 

Asp

He can’t leave us like this. Come all of you.

 

They all go in to see P

 

Asp

Pericles all your friends are here. Let us recall your victories.

 

Nicias

Pericles, the deliverer of the Hellespont.

 

PTY

Pericles the victor of the Samian war.

 

Alc

Pericles the architect of our new Athens.

 

P

Enough of this, you must all go now. I am tired. I need rest.

 

SFX – WE HEAR ON OWL HOOT

 

P

Ah here she is again, Athena’s owl. She watches over me. Come and rest on my bed little bird.

 

A

I think we all need to leave now. Yes, Pericles, you are tired. We will call the doctor for you.

 

FADE

 

SFX – We hear a gust of wind.

 

Pericles

No! It can’t be! You are dead with our sons Penelope. Why must you torment me, even in death?

 

Penelope

All your flatterers gone now Pericles? I didn’t want you to die puffed up with their praises. Do you recall when we were children and the other boys teased your deformity? Squill Head they would shout at you and you would just take their insults and cry whilst I would fight them, defend you and our family name with my fists and feet. Me, a mere girl and you would run off and hide in your shame. Tell me Pericles has your entire life been a form of revenge on those childhood bullies.

 

Pericles

I don’t remember that.

 

Penelope

Oh, Pericles you remember what you want to remember, and you forget what you want to forget. Do you also forget moving the League’s treasury from Delos to Athens and helping yourself to 9000 talents to fund your building programme?  This whole war was whipped up by you and your acolytes to distract the people away from this theft and here we are. The dead of Athens in your beautiful city, what good are golden statues to the dead?

Remember Pericles that you are just a man and will share the same fate as all men and women. Yes, even Aspasia will one day die and perhaps once you are dead, she will use the power you have invested in her and your son to further her ambition. Make no mistake, for all her guiles, Aspasia is a woman too and will stop at nothing to protect her chick. She has played you like a harlot’s lyre, plucked your strings and the chorus sing for more. Bravo! More!

 

Pericles

Show me the boy who is destined for leadership. What does he look like, what are his origins? How did I, tormented lad that I was, become the leader of our city for a generation?  How did I gain ultimate command? Was it my birth right to become the first man in Athens, amongst the many thousands of others that competed for this prize?

 

Penelope

Pericles you select facts to suit your audience but you forget that I am your cousin and these entreaties ring hollow to my ears, Do you REALLY  think that you achieved the generalship and leadership through your own agency? Your family name was enough to secure you a head start many thousands were denied and your family’s friends saw to it that you were educated and cultivated by the finest teachers and you were able to bribe your way to that ‘prize’ you so cherished.

How self-deluded you are to think that it was your own talent that secured your success. Such vanity! If you had been the son of some obscure miller how long do you think it would have taken you to creep up that ladder, step by step, without falling? A lifetime?

You men! Is there nothing you will not destroy in your path to ‘glory’? What a strange concept that is. Glory! Honour! What is glorious about dying in your own shit and vomit? What is honourable about embezzlement and bribery?

Men deceive themselves with these words. You are not the first man amongst men nor will you be the last to watch an empire fall due to his own ego and greed. Oh yes, they will dress it up as something noble, a crusade against barbarians, bringing civilisation and culture to others, yet we are all victims of men’s ambitions on one way or another.

 

Pericles

Leave me to die woman. You prefer to make a monster of me than allow me a peaceful death. Am I perfect? Are any of us? I wasn’t a good husband to you or a father to our sons. Fine! That is a type of shame I carry. Yet, all I have done, all I have achieved, all I have sacrificed has been to raise up our country and make our city the envy of the world. Is that so terrible?

 

Penelope

These temples will be ruins soon enough Pericles. Spoils for some other empire of thieves and butchers who demand tribute and taxes from their subjects. They too will cloak their true intentions underneath grand words and noble ideas such as democracy and freedom.

Nothing changes in the world of men, it is the curse of our species. So die now, noble Pericles, famous Pericles, die safe in your own self-satisfaction. Hades awaits you but Paralus, Xanthippus and myself will not be waiting on that shore for you.

 

 

SFX – We hear wind again. Then an eagle’s screech.

 

P

Where is my little owl?  Fly away eagle! Shoo! I’m not ready for you yet.

SFX – The screeching gets louder and louder and then we hear a cry and a thud.

 

LYRE MUSIC – THEN FADE

Epilogue

After Pericles died, the demagogue, Cleon dominated Athenian politics and the city recovered from the plague continuing the war with Sparta. Alcibiades was elected general and was one of the leaders of the disastrous Sicilian expedition. However, once he had sailed for Sicily, charges of impiety were made against him and he fled to Sparta and advised the Spartans how to defeat Athens. He eventually returned to Athens.

Pericles The Younger was elected as a general but was executed after the Battle of Arginusae after failing to pick up survivors. Cleon was killed in the battle of Amphipolis and Nicias brought about the so-called Fifty Year Peace between Athens and Sparta although this didn’t hold. Sparta eventually won the war and installed the government of the so-called Thirty Tyrants. Their pro-Spartan reign was very violent and Socrates was accused of supporting them, for which he was executed when the regime was overthrown.

END MUSIC – ELECTRONIC LYRE

Haunted Dancehalls Pt 2

DANCEHALL – THE PAROCHIAL HALL

Status – Demolished in the 80s for a housing development  

haunted - love song

The Damned – Love Song (Chiswick, 1979)

As intros go, this one’s right up there. A comedy northern working man’s club MC says ‘Ladies and gentlemen, how do?’ followed by about 20 seconds of rough jamming and then THAT bass line kicks in and we’re off!!!

Fuck’s sake I used to go mad to this, a perfect three minute ride of snotty, poppy punk joy! Of all the punk bands of that time, The Damned were probably one of the most under-rated and this record was their ‘come back’ single from the ‘Machine Gun Etiquette’ LP completed after original member and ‘brains’ Brian James left the band. I was hanging around with this gang of kids from another part of town who were mates with my classmate at the grammar school, Kev.

One of them, Eddy was nicknamed ‘posh punk’ because he had his own bedroom and the aforementioned Diane was another. We’d spend most nights out mooching aimlessly in comedy punk clothes from X-tremes in Liverpool – the whole Viv and Malc seditionaries’ look that made their fortune. If we were lucky, Eddy’s ex-army, dad would allow us in and we’d play the latest punk records. This was the dying days for ye olde punke as bands began to experiment and disassociate themselves from the lumpen three chord sound being ushered in by Sham 69 and The Cockney Rejects, what would later become marketed as ‘Oi!’ by Gary Bushell at Sounds.

Johnny had split from The Pistols and started Public Image Ltd, the Clash were going stateside and getting to number one with London calling, The Buzzcocks saw Pete Shelley replace Howard Devoto and transform themselves into a romantic power pop band. Crass and the anarchist die hards were going underground and The Jam were going ‘mod’ if they ever were ‘punk’ in the first place.

The Damned had already recorded two of punk’s greatest singles;  ‘New Rose’ and ‘Neat, Neat, Neat’ so expectations weren’t high yet the single got to no 20 and the band played on Top Of The Pops Anyway, there was an irregular disco at the Parochial Hall on Greenway Road in their area of town and one night we went along and as soon as this came on, I kind of lost all control and spasmed across the floor.  It had that effect on me. Still does.  Eddy also got into Crass but has been in the army for the past 30 years so work that one out.

DANCEHALL – THE BOYS CLUB (BOYSY)  

Status – Burned down in a mysterious midnight fire, 2012 although had long since ceased doing discos and had been used as a boxing club.  

The people you hang around with often determine your musical taste. Aged around 14, Kev’s gang of punk rockers were being gradually usurped by the local gang of punks from our estate, Grangeway. Our two main musical hang outs were Grangeway Youthy and The Boys Club. From around 1978 to 1983, we were in these places virtually every night and watched on as punk faded away, 2Tone and Mod came in and out, synth pop and new romantic replaced guitar bands and pop music experienced its greatest five year period since 1964 – 69.

The Boys Club was an old hanger type structure on Boston Avenue, close to the very rough area of Quarry Close and Castle Rise. Whilst there was an obvious dividing line between the ‘scouse’ estates and the ‘woolyback’ estates in the town, there were also divisions between estates and areas within the Old Town area. Quarry Close was a small but notorious cul de sac with more lunatics and criminals per square inch than Strangeways.  Many of them were working off their community sentences by volunteering as ‘DJs’ for the Boys Club. In this way, they could rattle down their  allotted hours, especially when they held Saturday ‘all dayers’.

We called them ‘the cavemen’ as they generally didn’t bother with the latest street fashions but were scruffs with Borstal dots and Indian ink tatts. As for the lads! One lad, however, Tommy was one of the main DJs and the regular DJ. He WAS into youth tribes. Infact one night, he came as a mod in a fishtail parka and his dad’s trilby then walked over the field to his house and came back as a grebo in a leather jacket and started doing ‘smelly dances’.

The Boysy was a mish mash of musical genres and fashions. Our little die hard mob of punks occupied the top left hand corner of the room, next to the DJ console and speakers. The skinheads occupied most of the rest of the building, the cavemen came in and out as they were technically also ‘the management’ and a sprinkling of scouse girls sat along one side, with the soulies and scallys in the top right corner, although these formulations changed over time. The scouse v wool wars ddidn’t really take off till the early 80s and the late 70s it was still OK to travel to the city (scouseland) to the tiny record stall in the ‘Shopper’s Arcade’ market and scouse punks came down to the Boysy with no aggravation on either side.

Most of the records we bought from the few shops we had in the town or those we brought back from Liverpool or Chester ended up in our 7 inch boxes which we dutifully brought along to most of the discos. Many of our lot were also going to Erics regularly, espcailly for the afternoon matineee shows for younger punkers. Me, I never went to a single gig but the badges were traded for bands I’d hardly ever heard – Gang Of 4, Dead Kennedys

Here are some of those that remind me most of the Boysy (part 1)

haunted spizz

Soldier Soldier – Spizz Energi (Rough Trade, 1979)

Spizz were a bit of an oddity. ‘Where’s Captain Kirk’ was another favourite but is a typical example of comedy punk with its silly homage to The Starship Enterprise’s top lad. They also changed name quite abit – Spizz Oil and Athletico Spizz 80, Spizzles and Spizz Acid Underpants (not really).

Soldier Soldier is a great throbbing bit of punk funk with a great bassline and synthy stabs over Kenneth ‘Spizz’ Spiers’s rasping vocal.  The lyrics are open to suggestion;

“Soldier, soldier, what’s your price?
Soldier, soldier, to be very nice?
Soldier, soldier, I’ll give you ten pence
Soldier, soldier, go ‘n’ jump on to the fence

Soldier, soldier, with your fascist jackboots
Soldier, soldier, to jump on ‘commie’ troops

Soldier, soldier, I’ll give you ten pence
Soldier, soldier, go ‘n’ jump on to the fence

Soldier, soldier, with your polished rifle butt
Soldier, soldier, thumping into my gut
Soldier, soldier, I wanted to believe
Soldier, soldier, so you jumped on to my feet

Soldier, soldier, what can I expect?
Soldier, you gonna break my neck
Soldier, soldier, I wanted to believe
Soldier, soldier, so you jumped on to my feet

I doubt Kenneth really experienced being thumped in the gut with a polished rifle butt, having his feet jumped on or being in danger of his neck being broken so maybe this is Spizz being ‘political’ taking aim at squaddies with fascistic tendencies, although it could be a dig at mercenaries who would jump on a fence for ten pence. Who knows?

haunted suspect

Suspect Device – Stiff Little Fingers (Rough Trade/Rigid Digits, 1978)

Here’s an anti-war song with no ambiguity.

Inflammable material planted in my head
It’s a suspect device that’s left 2000 dead

Their solutions are our problems
They put up the wall
On each side time and prime us
Make sure we get fuck all
They play their games of power
They cut and mark the pack
They deal us to the bottom
But what do they put back?

Don’t believe them
Don’t believe them
Don’t be bitten twice
You gotta suss, suss, suss, suss, suss, suss
Suss suspect device

They take away our freedom
In the name of liberty
Why can’t they all just clear/fuck off?
Why can’t they let us be?
They make us feel indebted
For saving us from Hell
And then they put us through it
It’s time the bastards fell

Don’t believe them
Don’t believe them
Don’t be bitten twice
You gotta suss, suss, suss, suss, suss, suss
Suss suspect device

Don’t believe them
Don’t believe them
I tell you question everything you’re told
Just take a look around you
At the bitterness and spite
Why can’t we take over
And try to put it right?

Please don’t believe us
Don’t believe us
Don’t be bitten twice
You gotta suss, suss, suss, suss, suss, suss
Suss suspect device

We’re a suspect device if we do what we are told
But a suspect device can score an own goal
I’m a suspect device the Army can’t defuse
You’re a suspect device they know they can’t refuse
We’re gonna blow up in their face

It’s difficult to imagine how bleak it must’ve been to have been living in Northern Ireland during the troubles of the 70s and later. SLF articulated the sheer frustration and anger of young Ulster on both sides of the political divide in Belfast. Jake Burns’s voice is so raw and full of self-righteous rage on this song (the LP version)  that it places the phoney angst of the Pistols and The Clash into their true cultural perspective.  From the opening guitar riff to the magnificent final 5 lines, ending on an explosion of sheer menace, this record is as thrilling as it is impassioned.  We didn’t know what it was like to be under an army lockdown and experiencing guns and bombs going off on a daily basis any more than Rotten or Strummer, but we could relate to its message. Even in Runcorn!

 

Magazine – Shot By Both Sides (Virgin, 1978)

Buzzcocks – Lipstick (United Artists, 1978)

The Buzzcocks were a great band with Howard Devoto (real name Howard Trafford) but a better one without him. Both these songs use the same riff with very different lyrical concerns. With Pete Shelley (real name Peter McNeish) now as lead vocalist, the Buzzcocks focused on the joy but mostly the pain of relationships and spurned (gay) love whereas Howard was a more abstract lyricist and SBBS is a mysterious song about er, worming your way into the ehart of the crowd. Or something. Both records were released in 78 with Lipstick as a B side of Promises, which was the side that got played the most at the Boysy, along with other classics such as Orgasm Addict, Even Fallen In Love and the utterly perfect What Do I Get? Both were released on major labels demonstrating how punk had quickly been absorbed into the mainstream by 78 and even though punk was supposedly progressive Shelley was abused by many for being openly gay.  Being gay in Bolton in the 70s must’ve been much tougher than in metrosexual London and punk may have been an art school dominated scene in the capitol but in most other places it was macho, proletarian and regressive.

 

haunted desperate

The Medium was Tedium – Desperate Bicycles (Refill 1977)

Like so many bands of the punk era, the theme of ‘boredom’ was paramount. Never mind boring old Belfast or Cambodia try living in Welwyn Garden City and finding something worth doing on a wet Wednesday night! The Buzzcocks were bored, Iggy was bored, in fact Iggy was the Chairman Of The Bored, the Pistols bus terminated at Boredom. Yawn! The kidz want excitement maaan! This is just one of the many ‘You Are Oh So Boring’ type songs by bands with daft names who clogged up John Peel sessions and made a few inroads into the ‘zeitgeist’ before disappearing without trace.  I didn’t like it then. I can just about stand it now. Boring songs are so very boring because boredom is a bourgeois luxury many ‘kidz’ can’t afford.

haunted gen x

Generation X – King Rocker (Chrysalis, 1979)

Now, here we have a man with a career plan all worked out. Billy Idol was never precious about punk rock – he had the looks, the Elvis snarl, the whole Sid Snot image that the Yanks lapped up. King Rocker was his paean to Presley and is a great rockabilly stomp of a tune, more in tune with glam than punk. You were allowed to do a kind of mutant rockabilly punk stomp to this and after returning from the dancefloor after a burst of floor action, I sat down next to the speakers when something landed on the side of my face. I touched it and looked at a thick globule of indeterminate origin then looked across at Azzer and a few of the others laughing. Then I smelled the foul concoction and gagged; it was one of his famous Pickled Onion Monster Munch and greeny speed balls that he flicked at various unfortunates on occasion. I was the victim that time! Still makes me feel like puking 40 years later.

 

haunted lipps

Lipps Inc – Funky Town (Casablanca 1979)

It wasn’t all punk ofcourse. The girls needed stuff to dance to n’ all and this prime slice of New York late disco provided one of the all time Boysy anthems. I liked this record but I also secretly liked other disco tunes. Back at Pontins, I loved Anita ward’s ‘Ring My Bell’ not only because one of the Skem punk’s sister danced to it and I fancied her but also because I genuinely did like the bass and orchestration of a lot of disco music, especially Chic and Sister Sledge. Not that we’d ever admit back then but the whole disco sucks movement that kicked off in the states was also aped over here with homophobic and racist prejudices against not only disco but other forms of black music including reggae and soul.

Funky Town’s unforgettably simple hook demanded dancefloor action and the girls would usually line up in two long rows opposite each other and do this strut to it.  The 12 inch version went on for ever, which was even better. We pretended we weren’t interested. We were desperate for their approval ofcourse.

 

haunted niteklucb

Nightklub – The Specials (2Tone, 1979)

Ah, back to The Specials AKA. In retrospect, the 2Tone era was a very short stop gap between punk and scally. In many towns, like ours, the skinhead look of crombies, 2Tone suits, loafers, DMs, Ben Shermans lastest at the the most two years before almost everyone adopted the new ‘smoothy’ look that the scousers and indeed Mancs had adopted. The message of racial harmony sadly never translated to our boneheads who gleefully seig heiled whilst moonstomping to Coventry’s finest. Led by a 6 foot 8 skin from Congleton who’d escaped from DC (Detention Centre) with one of our loons, fifty or sixty boneheads bouncing up and down was still a sight to behold. ‘Evil Head’ as we called this lad (his real name was er, Russ’ ) had a swastika tattoo on his forehead and a toothless Jerry Dammers. The fighting with the scousers was now at its height and the Boysy became our mob’s main base, allowing us to open the fire doors and steam out when the scousers appeared on the field at the back usually to steam back in again in blind panic after they legged us back.

The scousers had more numbers than us so we called upon help from the Widnes lads who would come over to even thing up a bit more and were themselves riddled with their own internecine rivalries between ‘townies’ and ‘Ditton’ ‘Chessy Lodge’ and ‘Hough Green’ – Widnes is only half a mile away from Runcorn but is a completely different culture and has its own unique accent. I can’t think of any other place that is geographically so close and yet has a completely different accent ( maybe Salford and Bolton?).

The skins loved this song not only because of its high tempo beat but because of its lyric ‘”all the girls are slags and the beer tastes just like piss” – which was belted out with fervour by lads too young to get in night clubs or drink weak ale. Like with their ‘seig heiling’ there was no recognition of the irony in the lyrics, only an opportunity to disrespect females.

hauned night boat

Madness – Night Boat To Cairo (Virgin, 1979)

Madness were undoubtedly the most popular of the ska revival bands. The political edge of The Specials and The Beat was lost on most boneheads but Madness were a band they could identify with. The loveable Camden gang with their comedy walks, down to earth personas and tales of school, young love and buying condoms were easily understood by working class (white) kids across the country. Night Boat To Cairo was a great skanking bop of a tune that typified Madness’s musical hall pastiche.

haunted rejects

The Cockney Rejects – Bad Man (EMI, 1980)

The Rejects may have made Sham 69 sound like The Shangri Las but their brutalist approach won them a large and loyal following, especially with football hooligans across the country. Lead singer Jeff’ Stinky’ Turner typified what would later be coined ‘Oi’ by the band’s chief propagandist, Gary Bushell of Sounds magazine.  The lowest common denominator thrash reduced punk’s myriad influences into a funkless and often tuneless white noise. By 1980, when this was released punk had mutated into ‘hardcore’ ‘Oi’ ‘goth’ and ‘pathetique.’  Bands such as Stoke band, Discharge  took the Crass template and belted out a furious, vaguely anti-war message whilst Edinburgh’s The Exploited implored their followers to ‘Fuck a mod’ (not literally I assume). Siouxsie and The Banshees, Bauhaus and The Cure led the way for the white make up and black clobber brigade whilst Splodgenessabounds, The Notsensibles provided light relief with their absurdist outlook. ‘Oi’ quickly became associated with the neo-nazi British Movement thanks to LPs such as ‘Strength Thru Oi’ with fascist street fighter, Nicky Crane gracing the cover. There was no doubt that many racist skins identified with Oi even if the bands themselves were anti-fascist. Both Sham and The Rejects denounced this following and their message was more of an anti-authoritarian howl of protest.

Bad Man has a great guitar riff and takes aim not at other hooligans or the police but the type of lad who robs the gas money and doesn’t turn up for the football aggro. The band’s live gigs were often violent and their association with West Ham’s hooligans, ensured a hostile welcome at venues away from London. Bass player Vince Riordan even turned up on the infamous documentary about West Ham’s Inter City Firm (ICF) broadcast in 1985.

I loved it!

haunted mess2

OMD – Messages (DinDisc, 1980)

Another song from 1980 that will forever be associated in my mind’s eye with the Boysy is this. We were gradually creeping over to ‘scally’ by this time and OMD were definitely one of the bands that symbolised the new decade. I’ll cover their earlier singles later but this one goes here because the scouser/woolyback gang fights had subsided a bit and a small scouse lad called Ged came to the Boysy one evening dressed in the then regulation uniform of wedge haircut, woolen knitted jumper,  ‘balloon’ jeans, smoothy belt and Pods shoes. He gave the DJ a record and ‘Messages’ came on. He then went onto the empty dancefloor and did the gayest dance ever – a kind of new romantic version of the twist and we were all gobsmacked. How we ridiculed him until all the girls got up with him and copied his strut. Fuck! The birds don’t want punk rockers, they want smoothies with wedges!

I had this record on 10” and loved the b-side instrumental ‘Taking Sides Again’ with its dripping synth and version of the Velvet’s ‘Waiting For The Man’ although I didn’t even know at that time that it as by the Velvet Underground or even who the fuck they were. I reworked the lyrics myself many years later to :

I’m waiting for my nan

20 Bensons in my hand

Here she comes all dressed in black

She’s still in mourning for my grandad Jack

She’s never early, she’s always late

She’s called the council for her broken front gate

I’m waiting for my nan

 

HAUNTED DANCEHALLS -PT 1

 

Introduction

I was born on the day the Beatles released their first masterpiece LP, Rubber Soul; 3rd December 1965. From that moment on, pop music utterly consumed not only mine but almost every other working class British person’s life during the 70s, 80s and 90s.

As both my mum and dad were the youngest in their respective families, it was the music of my older cousins that I heard and they educated me more than my dad’s limited cassettes (we didn’t have a record player) or the chart music on Top Of The Pops.

Our Barry was a Beatles nut and our Lynne was into Slade, our Deb was into David Cassidy, then the Bay City Rollers, then northern soul and then electronic and synth pop. Our Derek was into Earth Wind & Fire, our Lorraine’s boyfriend was into Pink Floyd, our Ralph was into Alice Cooper. A mixed bunch.

Before we discovered youth tribalism, our junior school was typical of many others on council estates; large with over 300 kids, 30 odd in a class, rough with regular fights and bullying, condescending teachers and a head master who openly despised us. Our twin obsessions were football and pop music.

We were too young for the Bowie/Bolan/Roxy thing and anyway that was all a bit too middle class. No, the tough older kids were either into reggae or northern soul. Black music was what white kids danced to and they had plenty of places to hear it and to move their feet.

Youth club and church discos were open every day of the week if you wanted somewhere to go. Our town being split between the old town and ‘scouse’ new town, we daren’t go to ‘their’ discos but we had plenty of our own to keep us happy.

To name a few;

Grangeway Youthy

The RNA

The Boys Club (Boysy)

Wickston Drive

Parochial Hall

Beechwood

St Edwards

Heath Methodist

Quarry Close

Dukesfield

The Sea Cadets

The Linnets

The Halton Arms

The CB Club

The Cherry Tree

Foxys

All of these have now disappeared. Some have burned down, other been turned into housing estates, or re-purposed, others just stopped doing discos or any other youth activity. Yet, I still hear that dull rumble of music thudding through thin walls as I pass these sites. Certain places remind me of a particular era or a particular song. The are ghosts in these houses, a thousand haunted dancehalls that resonate with music and laughter and anger, courtship displays and violence.

This book traces a personal pop music path that began for me in the early 70s and ended when I got married in 1989. Of course, I still went to clubs after 89 but I was 24 by that time and this is really a book about being a teenager, with all that entails.

I’ve been selective, choosing songs from different genres and tried to be more or less chronological although some places spread over different years and trends.  I don’t even like some of these records now, maybe I didn’t even like them then, but they are forever associated with a dancefloor (usually wooden, dusty and deffo not sprung) in my frazzled memory.

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DANCEHALL – THE RNA

Status – Demolished in the 80s and re-located – scene of my wedding bash in September 89.

NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK – THE VELVELETTES (VIP 1964)

So me and Mike Done (Doney RIP) live close to each other, me in Poplar him in Cypress and for a few years we’re pretty inseparable. He’s a bit wild, Doney. He’s into the latest trends way before me, but I’m the eldest of our kids whereas he’s got two older sisters. We’re in his back room and he’s got a transistor radio on, which we usually listen to the Wednesday night football commentaries but this time he’s got on a northern soul tape and he’s trying to show me how to do a backdrop. Doney’s one of these kids who’s all skin and muscle, thin and small but wiry and tough. We decided to go to the Boys Club one day to try our hand at boxing and the fellar put us in the ring together. Doney fucking leathered me and that was the end of MY boxing career.

Anyway we’re bored one night aged about 9 or ten maybe and decide to walk to the RNA, which had a regular weekly disco. The RNA is located on an old patch of wasteground that once housed the Crosville bus depot and before that the old alkaline works aka ‘The Soapy’ which poisoned the ground for miles around. We’re too young to get in,  but can hear the muffled thud of Motown 4/4 beats from within. Northern soul is THE sound of the mid 70s dancefloor but we only get the poppy crossover side of it. R. Dean Taylor’s ‘Ghost In My House’ Freda Payne’s ‘Band Of Gold’ and this one; the glorious stomp of The Velvelette’s ‘Needle In A Haystack.’

A typical Detroit girl group groove, the tune was released on Motown’s ‘VIP’ subsidiary and got to no 45 in the US charts in 1964 but didn’t chart (or maybe wasn’t even released in the UK). Yet, ten years on, this type of record, with its relentless clapping beat and simple lyrical message about no good fellas, were filling dancefloors across the country, especially in the north.

The rare soul connoisseurs had found a base in the north west and close by in places like Manchester’s ‘Twisted Wheel’, Stoke’s ‘Golden Torch’, Blackpool’s ‘Mecca’ and Wigan’s famous ‘Casino’ but we didn’t understand all that stuff about all-nighters and speed and Night Owl patches on adidas holdalls, all we knew was this stuff was exciting and energetic and fun, IF you knew how to do a backdrop, which I didn’t.

Shaved Women – Crass (Crass, 1979)

So, it’s 4 or 5 years later and punk rock has replaced northern soul as the dominant sound of the dancefloor, that’s if the DJs will actually play it or the venue owners and managers will allow the DJs or indeed the punks to enter their establishments. I’m back in the RNA which is ofcourse the Royal Naval Association club with all its tawdry links to queen and empire. There’s a photo of Her Majesty above the stage and punk had been banned for a while when some of the music’s adherents gobbed at the photo of Liz in all her ridiculous regalia.

My dad’s a member, not because he’s any kind of royalist although he was in the merch (merchant navy) for a few years and, as it’s a private club, he can also get a bevvy after the pub’s close at 3 o’clock. For the same reason he was also a member of the Royal Antediluvian Order of Buffalos (RAOB aka ‘The Buffs’) which for all its pompous quasi-Masonic posturing (FlinTstones Grand Poobah etc) is simply another place for pissheads to drink after hours.

Only a few years ago we still sitting on Santa’s noncey knee getting our shitty Christmas present at the RNA Christmas Party but now we’re stood in a circle doing ‘the kill’ to ‘Shaved Women’, a song about those women accused of being Nazi collaborators in France after the liberation. These women were set upon, beaten and had their heads shaved by mobs to signify their status. ‘Needle In A Haystack’ it aint.

‘The Kill’ was a punk dance that replaced the comical ‘pogo’ but was itself pretty daft. Consisting of kicking one leg out in front of you, followed by the other as if kicking some invisible person lying on the floor to a bloody and certain death, it could be performed fast to a fast song or slow to a slower song. Very slow songs  – maybe Wire’s ‘I Am The Fly’ – were left for the ‘earache’ an even more ludicrous ‘dance’ that entailed holding one hand  to your ear whilst shuffling almost imperceptibly whilst rooted to the spot.

I’m now aged 14 and actually going out with a gorgeous punk girl two years older than me called Diane. As soon as this record comes on, all the punks get up and dance to perhaps one of the most angry and politically charged records ever made.

‘Shaved Women’ features the scouring howl of Eve Libertine to the backtrack rattle of trains en route to death camps. It’s also a broader attack on how men (and women) treat women often to disguise their own complicity and cowardice.  The other side ‘Reality Asylum’ a ferocious spoken word  attack on Christianity was banned and some plant workers refused even to press it so the band re-relased it as a single on their own label. Listen to this record now and every gangta rap or heavy metal piece of engineered provocation sounds like the timid marketing ploys they are.

Crass embraced their cultish status, the military style uniforms, the stencilled logos and typeface, the dystopian artwork and coded messages. I loved em but Diane chucked me not long after for a better looking, older skinhead thug.

 

DANCEHALL – PONTINS DISCO, PRESTATYN

Status – unknown 

 

Public Image Limited by Public Image Limited (Virgin, 1978)

Ah, Johnny! He was always the clever one. He was the stylish one. He was the ‘star.’ The Sex Pistols without Rotten were a McLaren music hall parody, a one trick pony he’d soon tire of and reject. But Lydon was always going to be there or thereabouts.  PIL announced themselves with this bombastic call for self-realisation and personal agency. Lydon’s whining vocals are still as shrill but whereas he had Steve Jones on guitar and Sid on bass, now his lyrics are enhanced by Keith Levene’s scratchy textures and Jah Wobble’s tremendous dubby pounding bass.

In 1978, I’d decided to become a ‘punk’ and rejected the prog rock pretences of the typical Grammar school student. Punk was prole and prog was middle class, upper class even. To become a punk I went up to Banjo clothes shop in the Shopping City mall and bought two t-shirts – one had The Jam logo transferred onto the white Fruit Of The Loom tee, onto the other, blue one, I had three letters ironed on at the price of 10p per letter; PIL. They weren’t my favourite band by any means but I couldn’t afford Alberto Y Los Trios Paranoias.

A year later we’d gone to Pontins holiday camp in Prestatyn, where the small, dark disco became my first introduction into strobe lighting and the allure of females much older looking than they actually were. The first night I stood about in my PIL t-shirt and got talking to these punk lads from Skem (Skelmersdale) and quickly made friends. The first night we’d all do the kill to Shan 69s’ Hersham Boys and other punk singles but nothing beat the unnerving effect Wobble’s bass had on my lower abdomen.

There were a few more punks, a few soulies and even some ‘smoothies’ in ties and suits. Pontins disco was a microcosm of late 70s youth tribalism and one soulie girl did this mad dance that was even stupider than any punk move. She simply walked across the entire dancefloor, did a little skip then re-traced her steps to the other side. We thought she was taking the piss at first but no, the look of determination on her kite told us, she was deadly serious. I think she from Sheffield so that may explain it. There was also another ‘real’ soulie who did all the athletic moves and stood up to the Skem punks when they took the piss. To be fair, he looked pretty hard so we didn’t take the piss too long.

On the Thursday evening, we all gathered in one of the lad’s chalets to watch Top of The Pops when a band came on stage performing a weird, jittery song called ‘Gangsters.’ The band all wore suits, pork pie hats and had two black members. One of the punk lads perplexed at this sight asked ‘who are these nigger punks?’

At that precise moment I realised how little punk actually had to do with changing people’s mindsets.  Oh and Two Tone had arrived but not for me, no, I was clinging to punk as all the punks were selling their singles to buy ones by The Lambrettas, The Chords and Secret Affair, Madness, The Selector and The Specials.

Sediment

 

The sediment of humanity

Is encased in memory

Hermetically sealed

To trap the vapours

Each layer is peeled

To reveal another history

And all of our vanities

Lie dead on the field

 

They sent him to the seminary

To learn the laws of false Gods

He became a missionary

And beat the natives with rods

The crucified children fed the cemetery

 

And all the dead were laid upon each other

Until they were compressed into sand

And all their ghosts escaped in the smoke

And their bones fertilised the land

For there is only replication

There is only a dim reflection

Upon the seas and the rivers and lakes

The narrow lane snakes down to the shore

Where the dead creatures went before

There is no resurrection

The circumference of the soul

Cannot be triangulated

There is no cure for this infection

The old men mined the coal

Black rocks from dead centuries

White sulphur from the moon

Hard labour penitentiaries

Soft cotton on the loom

 

There is a room for you here

It’s quiet and clean

You can hear the voices of angels

The lawn is vivid green

And outside the sun is shining

And birds sing in the trees

The young girls skip to school

Washing flutters in the breeze

You have a visitor to see you

He says he knows your son

And he has brought you flowers

And when all’s said and done

We all go out the way we came

And none of us shoulder the blame

For things done and things said

The hollow hiss of mortal dread

He knows you all too well

To worry about that place in Hell

No Hell in human tongue

Has sang the same song you have sung

 

The sediment settles on the bed rock

The clock ticks another cycle

A year, a century, a universe away

The sun sees out another epoch

The top soil turns to clay

 

When I was a young boy

My grandad would walk me

Across the field up to

Figure Eight, a fishing pit

And there was a small wooden jetty

Where we’d stand watching dragonflies

Flit around the bulrushes

And I was happy there

They levelled the field

When they build the new Catholic school

And they drained Figure Eight in a trench

That ran past our houses

And we watched all the fish disappear

Under the soil like our memories

 

 

There are people who can divine the future

In the entrails of the universe

And calculate the exact times of an eclipse

So that when the whole world darkens

They become magicians

But it’s only a trick of the light

I saw a crow attack a cat

I saw a man on fire in his car

I saw the UFO pass overhead

I saw the baby covered in tar

 

The earth has bubbles

Bubbles that rise and pop

In the summer heat of 76

And the soulies spin

Like dervish devils

Around the dancefloors

Of council estates

Hooligan semazens

Transfixed by song

And beat and voice

Keeping this heretic faith

Alive with each hand clap

I shall worship here too

Oh Grand Hierophant

Let us taste the libation

Sulphate bitter on our tongue

Break bread with me brother

Drink wine with me sister

The dawn is about to break now

Over these crippled streets

The men are walking to work

The woman are washing their sheets

 

Nostalgia is a prison, son

Don’t get trapped in the mud

Of your youth for you were

Born old and you will die soon

And you will be dead for ever

But that’s OK, eternity is just a second

And the clock tick tocks

And each universe explodes on time

 

She watched the news report

Is this how my mother died?

They are keeping secrets from us

They cheated us, they lied

The people fled in terror

The plague had spread to them

A pestilence of locusts

A lab-tech human error

Blood and snot and phlegm

 

The dead lie upon each other

The funeral pyre is lit

The priests and oxen gather

The corpses burn in pits

 

Our Stephen drank Kerosene

At Aunty Marie’s house on Halton Road

He got rushed into hospital

I asked my mum if he’d die

She screamed at me and I didn’t know why

My mum died at Christmas

Confused and gripped by pain

A week before her eightieth

Circle around the sun

The sun she’d never see again

 

Return now to the thing that made you

And the things that you made

Will join you in grey matter

And we will sing those songs again

When weightless things are weighed

ALL THE LIVING AND THE DEAD

 

Here are the dead things

Alongside the living

Let’s see what the day brings

And end our forgiving

 

For Sharon, Lori-Ann, Ellie, Archie and Poppy

 

&

The township of Runcorn

‘NAVEM MERCIBUS IMPLERE’

 

The Altitudes of Bench Marks and surface heights are given in Feet above the mean level of the sea at NEWLYN and are based on the primary levelling of 1912

To refer these to the obsolete Liverpool datum, subtract the figures shown…..0.1…..feet} Note that the figure applies to this plan only and is only approximate to 0.1 ft.

Further information upon application.   

He walks.

He walks to forget but all he does is remember.

He remembers when he still felt a part of this place.

He walks to escape but all he feels is contained.

He’s been nowhere.

He’s done nothing.

He knows every inch of this town.

He knows nothing of this town.

These paths and streets are not his.

Not anymore.

He walks these streets like a stranger.

They no longer recognise him.

Who he is.

Who he was.

What he will soon become.

He no longer sees them.

Who they are.

Who they were.

What they will soon become.

He no longer speaks.

He has nothing to say.

Not anymore.

Not to these people.

What words has he for them?

They wouldn’t listen anyway.

They are deaf to him.

Deaf to everyone.

They only hear what they want to hear.

They only see what they want to see.

They only feel what they want to feel.

He feels nothing.

Not now.

He’s empty.

He’s spent.

He walks to try to feel something.

To feel anything.

He walks to try and forget.

Forget who he once was.

Forget who he is now.

Forget what he will soon become.

It has become a ritual.

He walks the same route.

Top Locks to Bates Bridge and back.

Others like him also walk this pathway.

Along the canal.

The dead canal.

The dead canal in the dead town.

Not his town.

Not anymore.

Not his streets.

Not anymore.

He steps out from his house in Collier Street.

This is the best place to see the old Railway Bridge across the Mersey.

You can’t see it properly now the Runcorn-Widnes bridge has obscured it.

Only on this side of the arches can you really see it, really appreciate it.

Those bricks of eternity.

Dukesfield.

That’s where he lives, where he’s always lived.

In the house that used to be his nan’s.

Under the arches.

The arches of the railway bridge.

He touches the bricks.

The bricks of the bridges.

He rubs his hands across their surface.

He wants to connect.

He feels nothing.

There is no connection.

Only brick against skin.

They look at him.

They think he’s lost it.

Lost what exactly?

He HAS lost.

Lost his wife.

Lost his kids.

Lost his town.

Lost himself.

Somewhere in this place.

Some time he can’t remember.

Long ago.

Before he was even born.

He wants to offer his body up.

He wants the water to swallow him up.

Under one of these bridges.

Maybe now.

Maybe tomorrow.

Maybe never.

Even suicide takes energy.

He has no energy.

Just enough to walk.

Just enough to think.

To think about not thinking.

To try and wipe it all clean.

To start again.

He knows he can’t start again.

He’s come too far to start back at the beginning.

He’s seen the end up ahead.

He knows what the end looks like.

He doesn’t know when he’ll get there.

He feels it will be soon.

He walks towards this place.

Every step he takes is a step closer.

Maybe he’ll never get there.

Maybe he’s there already.

Fog Bell

L.M.S.R.

Runcorn bridge

Aston, Runcorn & Ditton Line

Mud

Mud

Sand

Widnes Transporter Bridge (Toll)

Toll House

612

914

Church Bank Sand

Runcorn Gap

Boat House

Boat yard

South Bank Terrace

Sand

Sand

B.M. 45.8

Graveyard

All Saints Church (Vicarage)

B.M. 36.1

Note  – To convert Decimal parts of an Acre into Roods and Perches multiply by 4, this will give Roods and Decimals of a Rood, multiply this Decimal by 40 thus obtaining Perches and Decimals of a Perch. 

He walks along Brindley Street, up Egerton Street, he walks past where the old Welsh chapel used to be. He walks through the subway, through the debris of last night’s haunting; the Rizla skins, the Subway wrappers, the empty bottles of lager, what passes as a night out for the kids round here now. He walks up the side of what used to be the Waterloo pub, crosses Station Road and stands on Waterloo Bridge. He looks down at where the canal terminates at Top Locks.

It never used to end here. These were the final locks before the canal went down to where The Big House is, Bridgewater House. It’s offices now.

Old line of locks.

Sebastopol ABM

Boat Yard.

New Line of locks.

Mooring Posts.

Reservoir.

BM 75.5

Custom House

 Those names:

Francis Egerton.

Egerton Street

The Egerton Arms.

Lord Egerton.

The Third Duke of Bridgewater.

The Bridgewater Canal.

Duke’s Field.

Dukey.

These are the streets of Dukey:

Collier Street

Blantyre Street

Suffolk Street

Cawdor Street

Portland Street

Bentinck Street

Leinster Street

Leinster Gardens

Algernon Street

Brackley Street

Brindley Street.

Money!

Greed!

James Brindley.

Egerton’s engineer.

Brindley Street.

The Brindley Centre.

Dukes.

Earls.

Lords.

Knights.

Nobles.

Water.

Money.

Land.

Money.

Goods.

Money.

Locks.

Money.

Houses.

Money.

Workers.

Money.

Trade.

Money.

Profit.

Money.

Coal from Egerton’s mines in Worsley.

Shipped in flats along the canal.

Burn.

Kilns.

Burn.

Chimneys.

Burn.

Houses.

Burn.

Factories.

Burn.

Arthur Wellesley.

The 1st Duke of Wellington.

Wellington Street.

The Wellington pub.

Burn.

Lives.

Burn.

War.

Burn.

Battles.

Burn.

Slaves.

Burn.

Cotton.

Burn.

Mills.

Burn.

Coal.

Waterloo Road.

The Waterloo Pub.

Waterloo Bridge.

Burn.

Alexandrina Victoria Saxe-Coburg Gotha 

Queen Victoria.

Empress of India.

Married her cousin.

Hanoverian Incest.

Victoria Road.

Victoria Road School.

 

Burn.

Empire.

Burn.

Statues.

Burn.

Cenotaphs.

Burn.

Cemeteries.

Burn.

This is their history.

Wellington.

Egerton.

Brindley.

Victoria.

This is their cycle.

Empire and trade.

War and death.

Slavery and exploitation.

Round and round and round and round it goes.

He walks through it all.

He walks past it all.

Left right

Head down.

One foot in front of the other.

He spits into the Bridgewater canal and sees his reflection in the still, murky water.

Is it the same water as when it was built?

Does the water ever go anywhere?

How many reflections has it reflected?

Are we trapped in the water?

Do we return to it?

Is that what they mean by reincarnation?

We are water?

Water made of water.

H2 fucking O.

Canals.

Rivers.

Seas.

Oceans.

Spit and sweat?

He loved the film Waterloo. He watched for the first time with his grandad. His dad’s dad. His grandad was into all that military history stuff. He loved the bit when the Scots Greys charge the French and it goes into slow motion. Then they get cut to pieces by the French guns and picked off by the lancers. Soft cunts.

Waterloo? Big deal!

Wellington? Twat!

He couldn’t say this to his grandad though. His grandad loved the bit where Wellington lords it over the soldiers and calls them the scum of the Earth but they love him for it. They don’t deserve freedom. His grandad was like that. He had a big Union Jack plate on the mantelpiece and a photo of the Queen hung in the hall.  He was a patriot and a Tory, living in his three bedroom terrace in one of the poorest streets of the town.

He said he was too young to fight in the First World War and too old to fight in the second. He used to believe this for years, then he worked it out; his granddad was born in 1901 so he was 13 when the first world broke out, so that was fair enough but he would’ve only been 38 when the second world war started. Was 38 too old to sign up? Maybe it was. Or maybe he had a reserved occupation in the tannery. Whatever, he never shut up about the fucking war and the German planes flying over to bomb Liverpool and Italian prisoners of war working on Grice’s farm and the Hush Hush factory on Wigg Island where they made mustard gas. Who knows? That was ancient fucking history.

He walks.

Head down.

One foot in front of the other.

Going nowhere.

Going anywhere.

Same route.

Another day.

Another year.

One foot.

Left right.

In front of the other.

Left right.

He sees his feet move.

He knows he is moving.

He can’t feel his feet move.

He can’t feel the earth beneath him.

It’s as if he’s invisible.

Weightless and at the same time heavy.

So fucking heavy.

Sometimes.

Like he’s walking in mud.

Dead already.

Maybe he is.

He passes under the approach road to the bridge across from the narrow boats and under Doctor’s Bridge with its sailing ships carved into the sandstone. Some of the old uns still call it Savage’s Bridge where Savage’s butchers used to be.

He passes the waste ground where the jobcentre used to be. Where he used to sign on. He was classed as a PV.

Potentially Violent.

They were sick of his kick offs on giro day.

Gone.

He passes the wasteland where the Scala Bingo used to be.

Weeds.

It was left derelict for years.

Big gaping hole in the roof.

The Beatles played there once.

Before it was the bingo hall, it was a dance hall

His grandad talked about the dances there during the war.

Hard times.

Good times.

Tough times.

Tough people.

Good people.

Hard people.

He passes the Bank Chambers.

He was a bouncer there for a while.

Used to deal at the back.

The Chambers was always in the news.

Bad news.

Fights, stabbings, the odd kicking to death of some poor fucker.

Before it was a pub it was a function room.

He attended a wedding there in 84.

His mate’s ma had got re-married to this Portuguese fellar.

His nan said she was on the boats.

Marrying a darkie.

It was the first time he’d ever tasted fondant potato.

It was a posh do.

He shagged one of the bridesmaid’s, a Portuguese girl from Porto.

Before it was a function room, it was the main post office for the town.

Before that it had been a solicitor’s office.

When it was built it was the home of John Johnson of Johnson and Johnson, who owned the Runcorn Soap and Alkali Company; the ‘soapy’.

  Mersey Road

Mooring Posts

Mission Hall

Belvedere

Mill Street

Graving Slip

Graving Slip

Union & Munl.Boro.Bdy.

U.D. Body

Runcorn Alkali Works

Johnson and Johnson.

Hazlehurst.

Wigg.

When he’d been with her for a few years they were looking at a house on Saxon Road but there’d been problems with subsidence. Some of the houses round that way had been condemned because they were slowly sinking into the soil, an old waste ground for the soapy. He decided they’d live in his house, his nan’s old house. She didn’t like it. She never liked it. She wanted to live by her mum and dad in Brookvale. He wouldn’t entertain it. Not up there. Not with the scousers.

No fucking way!

This was a compromise. They went to see a few houses on Halton Road, Sea Lane way. It was too close. It was too far away.

The soapy was long gone by the time he was born. He only remembers it being the old Crosville bus garage and where the RNA used to be, near the subway that leads to Victoria Road. The fair would set up there sometimes. He had many memories of those places. He still has these memories; they haven’t yet been displaced by new ones. There were no new memories to displace them with.

He’s sat on the bus with his nan. He’s about six or seven. They’ve been up to the new Shopping City mall opened by the Queen the year before. They were given the day off from school and forced to wave shitty plastic Union Jacks along the spur road. Even then, he knew it was fucking bullshit. He saw her as she passed, this Queen with her moron smile. Like a trapped rat.

This day coming back from The City was hot. He felt sick. The smell of his nan’s Embassy fag, the smell of the warm leather seats, the smell of the fellar in front’s vinegary chips. He couldn’t help it. The bus had called in the depot as they changed driver. He spewed up all over himself and his nan. She slapped him all the way home.

He’s at the fair with Baz. They’re about ten or eleven and one of the fair lads is having a fight with one of the older lads from Dukey. The Dukey lad is winning and the other gyppos join in and kick him half to death. He remembers the sick feeling he got watching the beating, excitement and adrenaline, terror and – he couldn’t describe it – JOY?

He’s sat at a table in the RNA with Paula Moores as Honey Bane’s ‘Girl On The Run’ is playing. Paula is French kissing him and gently rubbing his dick under the table. He cums in his zip pants.

Of Heroes & Industry.

That’s what the mural says.

There’s a painting of Todger Jones who won a Victoria Cross in the 1st World War. He was from Dukesfield. Some relation of his nan’s.  He captured a load of German prisoners on his own during the Battle of Morval.

Morval Crescent is off Boston Avenue. They would meet the scousers from Halton Brook there. Sometimes they’d leg the scousers back into the Brook, more often than not the scousers would leg them back onto Sycamore Road, on the Grange estate. Morval was the front line; on one side, the scousers, on the other, the woolybacks.  

Todger was a hero. He got back. Never had to buy a pint again in his life. There were hundreds from the town less lucky. Sacrificed to their lords and masters, their flags and fatherlands, their names carved into the cenotaphs and he wonders about the stone masons that carved those names and whether they felt any guilt at surviving the war to end all wars.

Then there are the industrialists.

Hazlehursts

Johnsons.

Wigg.

He sits in the old library on Egerton Street. It was a gift from Andrew Car-fucking-negie!

Not such a bad cunt as cunts go.

‘The Gospel of Wealth’

Not exactly what JC had in mind but there yer go.

It’s a lovely old building.

It WAS a lovely old building till they shut it.

They’d knocked down the old market.

Made this shitty little market with enough room for about ten stalls.

No-one came.

Another nail in the coffin of the Old Town.

They moved the library to the building instead.

No-one read books anymore.

They went on the internet.

They paid their council tax.

They did fucking job search.

They kicked off on each other.

It’s a LIBRARY!

He can’t get peace and quiet anywhere.

He reads these old local history books. It fascinates him. What they did and how they are remembered. These pricks with streets and islands and buildings still bearing their names.

The Johnsons.

John and Thomas Johnson mortgaged their soap works to fund the supply of coal to the Confederates during the American civil war. The steamships they sent from England were all lost during the shelling of Charleston, South Carolina and the Johnsons were declared bankrupt in 1865. Charles Wigg, their agent, appealed to Liverpool Exchange to rescue this fine and noble enterprise.

The Runcorn Soap And Alkali Company was registered on 13th November 1865. The Johnsons owned the bulk of the shares, £80,000 worth, with others including the Hazlehursts and Wigg also having stakes in the business. In 1871 the Johnsons sold their interests and land and were declared bankrupt again.

Runcorn Salt and Alkali bought the Winsford Salt Works from the Johnsons and their coal mines in St Helens were sold to Laffack and Garswood Collieries, of which Charles Wigg was secretary and agent.

Charles’s brother, George Wigg was a cotton buyer in New Orleans and Galveston. He and Judah Philip Benjamin were the financial agents of the Confederate government. Wigg shipped arms and goods to the Confederate army, his ships, the Antonica, the Pearl, The Eagle and The Thistle ran the blockades. The Antonica ran the blockade of Mobile, Alabama with a cargo of 22,000 pairs of shoes and 30 tons of gunpowder.

‘Then the Lord said unto Moses, “Go into Pharaoh and say to him ‘Thus says the Lord, “let my people go, that they may serve me.”

Good Bible folk.

“As for your male and female slaves whom you may have: you may buy male and female slaves from among the nations that are around you. You may also buy from among the strangers who sojourn with you and their clans that are with you, who have been born in your land, and they may be your property. You may bequeath them to your sons after you to inherit as a possession forever. You may make slaves of them, but over your brothers, the people of Israel you shall not rule, one over another ruthlessly.”

Good Christian folk.

Wesleyans.

Presbyterians.

Puritans.

Puritan Tannery.

Camden Tannery.

Highfield Tannery.

Astmoor Tannery.

Men of God.

Wigg also bought Grice’s farm in Halton from the Johnsons and built a large house, Halton Lodge on the site. This was demolished in the 60s and Halton Lodge Primary School was built on the site, although the gateposts remained.  The same gate posts he passed every morning as he walked into Halton Lodge Juniors.

On his first day at Halton Lodge, the cock of the school, Nige Wilkinson offered him out on the fields behind the shops on Grangeway. He didn’t really want a fight on his first day but he didn’t want to be called a shithouse either, so he agreed. There was a massive circle around them as Nige took up a stupid boxer’s stance. He knew they all wanted Nige to win. He let Nige come to him. He was a strong kid but he managed to trip him up as he rushed forward and booted him in the face, then stamped on him and was pulled off by a few of the other lads. Nige tried to get up, so he punched him a few times and he stayed down. Some of the girls were screaming. An old fellar came to split it up. He walked away. Nige never split on him. It was the only fight he had at Halton Lodge apart from the last day before the summer holidays when they were leaving to go to the secondary school.  He was supposed to be going to The Heath but they’d already told his nan they wouldn’t accept him, so he had to go to the Grange instead. It was the hot summer of 76 and on the final bell, they’d all invaded the school field as tradition dictated.  Mr. Brophy thought he was the school hard man. He’d made his life a misery, the kind of cunt that stood kids on chairs and humiliated them for having dirty fingernails or not knowing what seven times eight was.

Brophy tried getting them all off, running after them like a dickhead, shouting orders at kids that would never have to hear his bullying words ever again.   Everyone scattered but he stood there and Brophy grabbed him by his jumper and threw him to the ground. He got up and punched Brophie in the face, which seemed to startle him. The teacher just stood there, open mouthed, so he punched him again. This time the teacher reacted, not as he’d anticipated but by bursting into tears.

Fucking puff!

The summer holidays were boring as fuck.

He walked over to Wiggsy’s with Jonesy.

Over the Old Quay bridge. It was red hot. Hottest weather he could ever remember. Every day. A hundred degrees they reckoned. Jonesy was going to The Heath. All the other kids from Dukey were going to The Heath except him and Aidan Keogh who was going to St Joseph’s Catholic school in Widnes. All the Mersey mud has cracked like a proper drought. They walked down to the edge of the water, all this black sludge rising to the top between the cracks until their legs were totally covered in this stinking, oozy shit.

They walked back up to Sandy Cove on the Ship Canal and went for a swim to get all the mud off their legs but it wouldn’t come off. He got home and ran a bath and scrubbed at his legs for ages to get this stuff off.

Wigg

The Old Quay Chemical Works.

Wigg

Soap-alkali-copper-pyrites ash-bleaching powder-ferric oxide-iron ore-sulphur-ammonia

Wigg

The Alkali Makers Association

Wigg

The Bleaching Powder Association

Wigg

The Church of England

Wigg

The Conservative Party

Wigg Works

Wigg Island

ICI

Randles Works

Mustard Gas

World War I 

5.12.71 ICI note that work was not well documented during the First World War.  Processes known to have been dealt with on site at this time include (ICI, 1996):  

  1. Chlorosulphonic acid made for smoke generators and also used in the manufacture of saccharine.
  2. Sulphuric acid for the manufacture of explosives.
  3. Dinitrophenol from chlorobenzene via dinitrochlorobenzene.
  4. Ammonium perchlorate by electrolysis of sodium chlorate.
  5. “War gases: chlorine, phosgene, arsenic trichloride, mustard gas and its intermediates (in particular sodium sulphide, thionyl chloride, sulphure chloride etc), chlorhydrine and thionyl. 

World War II 

5.12.72 During the period 1939 to 1945 ICI (1996) indicate that it is believed a number of “Ministry of Defence Classified projects were carried out on the site.  Although ICI records of wartime arrangements with the MoD have been destroyed or are not free for examination (ICI, 1996), limited details are available with respect to the “Tube Alloy Project”, which involved early development work for atomic energy and the atomic bomb. 

5.12.75 ICI note that “war gases were developed and manufactured throughout the Second World War.  ICI was the Governments largest industrial agent and the largest investment of all was in the research, development and manufacture of war gases.  The gases developed by ICI during World War II were :

bromobenzylcyanide,

diphenylchloroarsine,

diphenylcyanoarsine,

phenylarsinic acid

and

thiodiglycol (for use in mustard gas) but ICI state there was “no confirmation that any of these gases were developed at this site” and that “no shells were filled with poisonous gas at this site”.  

His nan’s house is towards the bottom of the hill.  He’s been sent to Joe’s chippy in Cawdor Street. He’s been gone half an hour. He knocks at the door with the hot bag that is burning his small hands. His nan answers. She looks angry. She always looks angry.

“Where have you been?”

“There was a big queue.”

She snatches the chips off him and walks quickly into the kitchen, takes out one large plate and a smaller one, then with her hands picks up the red hot chips in a claw grip and throws them onto the plates. She has about three times as many as he does. She butters a few slices of white bread and cuts them in half. She places the bread on the side of the plate and hands the small plate to him without a word.

He yawns.

He didn’t sleep well.

He never sleeps well.

Another night.

Another day.

Another day.

Another night.

It just all rolls into one long dream.

The tablets.

The boredom.

The tablets.

The loneliness.

Left

Right

Left

Right

One foot

In front of the other

Head down

Mouth shut

112

12.588

Victoria Yard

Graving Dock

Graving Slip

Jackson’s Lane

Bridgewater Foundry (Iron & Brass)

Rock Mount

B.M. 101.6

Cranes

He walks

Alongside the car park wall

FTW

MUFC

EFC

LFC

Caithness Street

White Street

Howarth Street

Sutherland Street

Metal Extracting Works

Gas Street

Cholmondeley Place

Stone Street

B.M. 81 0

Gasometer

Engineering Works

He wakes up in a stairwell on the Southgate estate. It’s dark and he’s cold and the concrete steps are hard. He tries to remember how he got here. He tries to stand but wobbles and falls back against the wall. He laughs. He shouts.

“Do you know who I am? Do yer?”

He hears a whistle on the landing above. Then he hears two men talking. Then he sees a face.

“Who are you then?”

The man doesn’t laugh or smile or register any emotion. Not pity or aggression or amusement. The other man stands above him on the stairwell but doesn’t speak. He can smell weed. He remembers being in the Straw Hat with Moggy then being in the Merry Monk. He was talking to this girl. Him and Moggy went back to her flat. There were three kids sat on the settee. Then….he was here.

“Where’s fucking Moggy?” he shouts.

The lads laugh.

One of them tries to lift him up as gently as he can but he stumbles and falls back against the smooth, yellowing concrete of the stairwell and cracks his head on one of the steps, feels the blood wetting his hair.

The lads start kicking him.

“Who are y’now lad?”

He laughs as they boot him. He feels no pain. He is immune to it.

 

A Home That’s Right For You

Southgate is the nearest of the Corporation’s housing areas to the town centre at Shopping City. It was built in three phases providing homes in the form of flats, maisonettes and houses.

Description of property

A distinct heating system with individual pre-payment heat controls, is installed at Southgate and provides partial central heating and hot water to each dwelling. Fitted kitchens, convenient power points, a television aerial socket, external meter cupboards and waste disposal fitments are standard provisions for every dwelling. There are no gas mains to Southgate, so cookers and fridges should be electric.

Phase 1

On the ground level of phase 1 are 3 bedroomed maisonettes and 2 bedroomed maisonettes on the deck level above. On the top level (with access by stairwell) are 1 and 2 bedroomed flats., The maisonettes and flats are in terraces overlooking landscaped squares where toddlers can play in safety, Ramps and/or stairs to the squares allow access for residents from upper levels, whole ground level maisonettes have garden gates opening into the central area. Each square is intended for the use and enjoyment of the families living around it.

Success Abroad

“Good now at last I can begin to live like a human being.” Thus, according to Suetonius, the Emperor Nero, that most enthusiastic of New Towners, greeted the re-built Rome. And one is irresistibly reminded of him on visits to Runcorn New Town as it grows into the city it will one day become. In Shopping City, opened by the Queen last May and now all but fully let, a housewife told me why she liked Runcorn. “It’s convenient” she said. “it’s quiet and it’s clean.”

Vandalism in Runcorn, according to its Chief Architect and Planner Mr. R.L. E. Harrison, is minimal. His view is “If you put people down in a housing estate that looks like a bomb site people are going to treat it like a bomb site. We have made great use of landscaping, not only round the houses but on the industrial estates as well. As a result, we find that people here are treating things with care. One doesn’t often see snapped saplings about and it always seems to me that the gardens here are better kept than those in other towns I visit.”

Even at this comparatively early date in its life it is possible to discern success in Runcorn as a town, as a design and as a pleasant home for the refugees from Merseyside’s teeming streets.

Homes That Were Never Fit To Live In

The news that the public housing in Runcorn New Town designed by James Stirling is to be demolished by the Warrington and Runcorn Development Corporation only 13 years after it was completed cannot fail to elicit a feeling of schadenfreude in anyone has ever had to live or work in one of his buildings – as I have. The deep irony of the Runcorn saga is that although the housing is prefabricated it is not high rise. By making the upper storeys project over the lower, supported on solid staircase towers, he created  brutally powerful repetitive elevations full of depth and shadow, even the architect’s comparison with the civilised scale of Bedford Square now seems fatuous. “Legoland” the second phase of the Southgate project begun in 1972, was a response to a changed brief, for demand was now for houses with gardens instead of flats and Stirling substituted panels of GRP (plastic) for pre-cast concrete,

The real failings at Runcorn stem from the inflexibility of the adopted form of construction and, as in so many cases, from inadequate maintenance and bad management, it is certainly wrong that, in this instance, Stirling should be made scapegoat for the whole architectural profession,

But doubts must remain. Why did the local authority choose this particular estate for dumping its problem tenants and why are other housing schemes in Runcorn new Town not also proposed for demolition?  At Runcorn, Stirling was possibly the victim of an idiotic brief, but in this latest episode in the great national tragedy of post-war public housing, it is not the architect who deserves sympathy or, in this case, the local authority, but only the usual victims: the long suffering tenants,.”

Residents of “Legoland” in homes battle

Angry residents of the notorious Legoland council estate are to lobby parliament this week in an attempt to save their homes from demolition.

The decision to knock down the Southgate estate in Runcorn designed by the acclaimed British architect James Stirling, and famous for its plastic-clad houses and porthole windows, was taken on Tuesday. Warrington and Runcorn Development Corp said the cost of maintaining the dilapidated estate was too high and that it wanted to replace it with “the kind of homes people would like to live in”   

Residents are upset because they have been working for 18 months with a local housing association and community architects on a £22m plan to upgrade the estate. John Heverin, regional manager of Merseyside Improved Homes said “It’s a disgrace. We’ve been working on this for 18 months and got £30,000 from the Dept of Environment and spent about the same ourselves on the study. The same people who built this estate are compounding their mistake 20 years on by saying they’ll knock it down. You shouldn’t be shunting these people around again.”

David Binns, general manager of the Development Corporation said that it decided on demolition after a survey predicted high repair costs on the estate over the next 15 years. It costs £600,000 a year to maintain and £3.5 million had been spent over the past three years on repairs. Condemning the refurbishment scheme as “very messy and difficult to implement” he added that the families could be re-housed gradually as flats elsewhere became empty. The cleared 80-acre site could then be worth up to £20m with planning permission for new housing and some rented housing could be provided he said.  

They re-renamed Southgate as Hallwood Park. Moggy had long gone by then. They moved him to Castlefields, in a flat even worse than the one he had on Southgate. He got bad on the gear. Castlefields was where they stuck all the junkies when they pulled down Southgate and they didn’t want them moving back into the new houses. They kept the pub though. The Monk! The Merry Monk! It was never fucking Merry. Changed its name to The Hallwood Raven.

Hallwood Park had originally been the site of a medieval deer park called Northwood or Halton Park. From the 14th Century on, the deer park was reduced in size by agricultural encroachment and demands for wood from the ship/boat building industry and for building houses. However, there was still enough of Northwood left in the 17th Century to allow King James I a day of hunting, records in 1610 showing that there were 120 deer in the park. Timber from the deer park was also often used for repairs to Halton Castle. Today, many of the street names on the Hallwood Park housing estate have a hunting/falconry connection: Hunters Court, Falcons Way, Kestrels Way, Deer Park Court and so on.

Hallwood Park takes its name from the estate of Hallwood, the birthplace and former home of Sir John Chesshyre, an extremely important lawyer in the early 18th Century. The peak of his career was being appointed Premier Serjeant-at-Law to King George I in 1727. A former wing and stables of Hallwood Manor are better known to us today as The Tricorn public house.

The Hallwood Raven, a former Greenall Whitley pub, opened in October 1976 as the now legendary Merry Monk, originally serving the people of the radical new housing estate called Southgate. This estate, designed by Sir James Stirling, was built in two phases and finally completed in 1977.

After a seven-month refurbishment, the pub reopened in 1994 as The Hallwood Raven, by which time Southgate had been demolished and replaced by the more traditional housing estate, Hallwood Park.

In the final year of the pub’s life it had become The Hallwood Carvery, in a brave but unsuccessful attempt to reinvent itself as a pub/eatery.

The pub closed in 2011, and after the usual arson attack/s that abandoned buildings are subject to, was demolished in May 2017.

Moggy was just another one that was doomed before they were even born. They walk around with a death sentence stare. Even when they’re kids, he could sense the ones that wouldn’t last till old age. Young Bowman for example. The kid was always gonna end up dead in some cunt’s dirty flat and that’s where they found him in 92, OD’d on his meth in a flat on Palacefields, overlooking the hospital. Moggy lasted a bit longer, he was surprised that he got to forty to be honest. 2007 was when they dragged him out of the canal. Maybe it was suicide, maybe he fell in, off his head as usual, probably scoring. There are accidents too. Young Nello was hit by a stolen car, Gibbo fell through a roof working on a demolition job. Franny Lowe got trapped inside a fucking commercial oven. Fuck man! He doesn’t dwell on it. He can’t. The universe is just a circle. Everything’s spinning and coming back to where it all fucking started.

Every now and then he cuts a tiny piece of skin from his body. It started when he was eleven or twelve. He took his penknife and peeled a hard piece of skin from his left knee and he enjoyed the pain and soreness. So every time he feels totally fucked off, he gets out his old knife and slices a part of his flesh. It’s not what he’d call ‘self-harm’ – that was for silly girls who wanted attention – it was just something he did to test himself, to test his powers of resilience, his pain threshold. When she left him he cut loads of skin off the bottom of his feet. He carried on walking. It fucking killed him. He had to see the doctor when it got infected.

That was his first stint in The Brooker Centre. Dosed him up into a slobbering wreck.  He looked around at the fucking nuts he was stuck with and he tried to leave. They wouldn’t let him. He punched the walls, wrecked his room. They gave him a big shot of juice and shipped him out to Winwick. It was the first time he’d cried since his nan died.

B.M. 59.3

Penketh’s Lane

Spring Street

Ellesmere Street

53

43

Towing path

Hazlehurst Soap Works

78

243 – 645

He uses cheap felt tips to colour in the drawings. His latest one is a sparrow hawk. He thinks it’s his best one yet. The sparrow hawk is his favourite bird of prey. Better than eagles even. He likes its yellow eyes and its speckled chest. He likes how it stands, the shape it makes. He’s done a really good job on its feathers. He shows it to his dad who lives with his new ‘mum’ in Widnes. He says it’s great and he’ll get a frame for it. His new mum has got two lads and a girl. His dad says they’re his new brothers and sister and when they get enough room, he can come and live with them but for now he’s got to stay with his nan.

He’s done other drawings, copied them from a book in the library. There’s a kestrel, a barn owl and a buzzard. He’s only ever seen a kestrel in real life. There’s one near the pond at the back of Leinster Gardens. It hovers and then swoops down really fast to catch a mouse or maybe a vole.

He was watching the kestrel one day when he saw the girl and the man in the grass. The girl was in his school, a few years older than him. The man was about the same age as his dad. He heard this noise, he didn’t know what it was and then he almost tripped over them.

The girl started to yell but the man put his hand over her mouth and told him to ‘fuck off.’

He ran away. He didn’t tell anyone. He didn’t really understand what they were doing.  He saw the girl in school the next day and she just looked at him.  He didn’t know if he should say something to her. He didn’t say anything and she didn’t say anything.  He saw the man once outside the betting shop. The man saw him. The man looked at him, flicked a ciggy on the ground, stamped on it and walked back in the bookies.

B.M. 47.2

Market Hall

Trinity Street

Holy Trinity Church

Stocks

Police Station

Public House

Public House

Mersey Street

Inn

B.M. 26.7

Graving Slip

It seems to pulse. The wallpaper next to his head is breathing. He can hear it. He can see it. The little bubbles expand, then go smaller. They make a noise but not a breathing noise just like a faint buzz. He watches one at first, tries to concentrate on just one of the bubbles but it’s impossible. The whole wall is pulsating. The yellow light from the streetlamp outside casts a long shadow across the ceiling and he sees them crawling along a crack in the plaster, all these creatures, tiny, like ants but not insects or anything that he’s ever seen before. They have legs like crabs and long bodies, with baby’s heads. They all open their mouths and howl then dig a hole in the wall and crawl inside. The hole closes after them and the room starts to spin. He screams and his nan comes in.

“What’s the matter now? He cries.

“Shut up and go to sleep. I’m tired.”

B.M. 28.8

Dover Street

Brunner Guild Hall

John’s Street

Thomas Street

Parker Street

Ann Street

Stanley Street

Fisher Street

St. Edward’s RC Church

Public House

Bold Street

B.M. 47.2

He walks.

One step in front of the other.

He walks through history.

One step.

He walks AGAINST history.

History suffocates him.

One step.

Memories choke him.

Left.

He wants to destroy himself.

Right.

Destroy this town.

Left.

Going nowhere.

Right.

Destroy all those who have held him back.

Going anywhere.

Held him down.

Head down.

Till he can’t breathe.

Hood up.

Till his head explodes.

One step after another.

He wants to get as far away from this shithole as he can.

Left.

But he can’t

Right.

He is stuck here.

Eyes down.

He sees his feet move but they always take him back.

Mouth shut.

Back to where he started.

One step.

Back to where he will end.

After another.

Like he’s never left at all.

Left.

Like he’s just been here for all time.

Right.

Before the canal.

Hood up.

Before the town.

Head down.

Before the river and the fields.

Mouth closed.

Like he just sprang into being and they live in him.

Eyes open.

He is the town.

One foot.

He is history.

After another.

Fryer Street

Granville Street

School

52

Loch Street

B.M 51.9

Princess Street

Cross Street

Regent Street

Public House

Devonshire Place

She takes his hand and pulls him quickly towards the school.

It’s November and it’s cold and he is wearing shorts and the shorts are much too big for him.

The school is old and black with chimney soot and factory dust.

The school is tall and dark and foreboding.

Inside, it smells of failure and brutality.

She wordlessly drops him at the iron gate and carries on her way to the hairdressers for her weekly appointment.

As he walks in, the Bowman twins immediately gather their gang and he attempts to walk to the other side of the yard where the lone teacher smokes his rollie. They cut him off before he can get there and force him behind the toilet wall. He takes their punches and their kicks. He tries shouting but it never helps. Parish school is on Church Street next to All Saints Church. It is the most un-Christian place on earth.

“This Sunday School was originally intended for a Sunday school only, on Dr. Bell’s plan, but this year 1812, it was proposed, and accordingly has been converted into a day school for the purpose of instructing the children of the poor.”

At first exercise books and writing slates could not be afforded. Instead there was a large, narrow table in the form of a shallow trough filled with fine sand, which was smoothed over with a ruler and the children wrote on it with their fingers. This primitive device was very useful but it made the school so dirty that it was abandoned to be replaced by writing slates.

He passes what’s left of St Paul’s church. He’s seen the old photos of it, a tall Methodist church built by Thomas Hazlehurst, Christian soul that he was. Now there’s only a few bits of wall left. It used to be gardens here, not really tended to, more of a hide out for people shagging or taking drugs or drinking.

He walks under the curly bridge that leads over to Greenway Road. They’d jump off here during the summer holidays into the Bridgey. He was a decent swimmer and would dive in, to show off. The water wasn’t deep and one time he jumped off the top, sank to the bottom and felt something dig into his foot. When he came up his foot was bleeding and there was a deep gash in his sole. He had to go to the hospital. Get it stitched but it got infected and went all green. Who knows what’s been left in there, under the silt over the past two hundred years?  Layer upon layer of shit.

St Paul’s Church (Wesleyan)

The Citadel

1.845

111a

B.M. 96.1

Alcock Street

Bethesda Congregational

Burial Ground

Emery Hall

Vicar Street

B.M. 59.0

The Brindley centre is up ahead. It was built here about ten years ago.

Big fuck off portrait of James Brindley in the foyer.

He’s never set foot in the place

Supposed to be an arts centre

They closed down the Queen’s Hall in Widnes

Built this place

He went to see the Happy Mondays at the Queen’s Hall

Saw The Stone Roses there too.

Not that he was into them so much, but they’d been on Top Of The fucking Pops

Who ever played at the fucking Brindley?

Tribute bands.

Shit comedians off the telly.

Panto.

The Brindley can get to fuck.

Funded by Lottery money.

EVERYTHING’S funded by gambling now.

Pick your numbers.

Mugs.

Scratch the card.

Dickheads.

Lose. Lose. Lose.

Losers.

But it’s OK, because we can fund charities and the arts from your foolishness.

Poor people subsidising society

The BIG Society

Pick your numbers

It could be YOU

But it won’t

It never is

It’s always been the same

That carrot

Easy riches

People preying on the poor

Praying for the poor

All that scratching’s making them itch.

All that scratching’s making some fucker rich.

More! More! Moore!

The Moores family

Statues of them in Liverpool city centre

The Pools

He helped his dad to do his coupon when he was little.

Littlewoods.

Home win.

Zetters.

Away win.

Score draw.

Spot The Ball.

No score draw.

Nine score draws.

Jackpot!

His dad was a gambler.

The Pools.

The horses.

Boxing.

Dogs.

Poker.

Bandits.

“Couldn’t keep money in his pocket if he tried that one.

Your mum was a fool to marry him.”

A gambler.

A drunkard.

A work-shy bum.

A womaniser.

A wife beater.

Low life scum.

“And his mam and dad are such lovely people too.”

He can’t really remember what she looked like anymore.

He can still remember her laugh.

She had a great laugh.

He remembers her rowing with dad a lot.

He remembers her slamming the door shut.

He remembers his dad knocking them up in the middle of the night.

He remembers her crying then moaning then crying again.

Her face though.

He remembers she was dark.

Dark hair and eyes.

That’s all he can remember of her.

The photos don’t do her justice.

The photos his nan has when she was a girl bear no relation to the memory he has of her.

His dad never got back in touch once he’d moved in with his nan.

He knew the cunt lived in West Bank in Widnes

Just over the bridge.

He lived in Ditton first with his new family but that didn’t last long.

He’s been told he’s shacked up with some woman from West Bank.

West Bank.

Different people over there.

Lancashire people.

Funny accent.

Rugby League.

 

Widnes.

Widnes Transporter Bridge (Toll)

Toll House

616

Mud

Sand

High Water Mark Of Ordinary Tides

612

914

Victoria Gardens

Hospital

Lock

Ditton Oil Mills

Mooring Posts

West Bank

Half a mile and a half a lifetime away.

He used to walk over the bridge sometimes.

West Bank was like Dukey.

Cut off from the rest of the town.

A town in itself.

Insular.

Suspicious.

These are the streets of West Bank ;

Mersey Road

St. Mary’s Road

Beaumont Street

James Street

White Street

Davies Street

West Street

Oakland Street

Cholmondeley Street

Wright Street

Church Street

Viaduct Street

Irwell Street

Bank Street

Parsonage Road

 

He’d walk around West Bank, hoping to see him, bump into him.

He’d walk down to the prom that looked over the Mersey and the bridge opposite the Mersey pub, which the locals called ‘The Snig.’ A gang of lads surrounded him once, asked where he was from. He told them. They asked his name. He told them. They said they’d heard of him. He asked them if they knew his dad. One of them said he thinks he’s seen him with a woman who’s friends with his mum. The lads offered him a fag. He had a smoke with them then walked back over the bridge, looked down at the river and the canal and wondered if anyone could survive a fall into the water from that height.

His grandad told him that him and his mates would hang from the cable car on the Old Transporter Bridge when they were kids and drop into the cut. One lad misjudged it and hit the gantry wall then fell back and drowned.

He saw his dad once in West Bank, a few months later stood outside The Swan.

He watched him arguing with this woman and then he went back in and the woman walked back in a bit later. He tried to look in through the windows but couldn’t see him. He stood in the doorway, smelled the ciggy smoke and the stale ale and could hear laughing and shouting. Pubs thrilled him. He couldn’t wait to be old enough to spend his hours sat in his own local, the Dev or the South Bank, the Welly or the Clarry.

Slipway

Ship & Boatbuilding Yard

Slipway

Stage

St. Mary’s Church (Vicarage)

Ward Bdy.

Bower’s Pool

Picture Theatre

Mission Room

He thought about walking in and just standing in front of him, see how he’d react but he didn’t. What good would it do? He couldn’t turn back time. He couldn’t make his dad love him.

It was just before his ninth birthday.

His dad turned up at the door, pissed.

Asked to see him but his nan wouldn’t let him in.

His nan told him to clear off and his dad called her a twisted old bitch and said he was glad her daughter was dead because she was a slag and had been shagging Tony Derbyshire behind his back. His nan flew at him and he pushed her away. She fell back into the hall so he went into the kitchen and got a carving knife from the drawer. He held it in front of his dad.

His dad just laughed and said ‘what the fuck are you going to do with that then?’ and he went to slash his dad’s face but he held up his arm and the knife cut deep into his forearm. His dad screamed as blood spurted out and his nan got up and slammed the door shut. He could hear his dad screaming outside, shouting

“I’ve been stabbed. I’ve been stabbed. Little bastard stabbed me.”

His nan started crying. He thought she’d belt him but she hugged him instead. She didn’t just hug him, she clung to him. He knew then that he loved her more than anyone else in the world.

He walks.

He thinks.

He walks.

He dreams.

He walks.

He sees them.

They walk with him.

All these ghosts.

They walk through him.

He greets them.

He smiles as they pass.

 

Bridgewater Street

Church Street

School

Queen Street

Cooper Street

King Street

B.M 48.8

School

Brunswick Street

Inn

51

He sees the old places.

He’s seen them in the old photos.

All those photos in the old pubs.

The dead pubs.

Dead pubs in a dead town.

The Wilsons, The Willy’s.

The Royal.

The Barley Mow, The Barley.

The Wellington, The Welly.

The Clarendon, The Clarry.

The Devonshire, The Dev.

That’s all that’s left now.

Even the ones from when he was better.

When he still lived amongst them.

The Egerton Arms, The Edgie.

Flats now.

The New Inn.

Employment Agency now.

The Masonic.

Falling apart.

The South Bank.

Rotting.

The Waterloo.

A fucking Buddhist Temple.

He remembers the stories of the old ones.

He sees them in their pubs.

The George Inn

The Barrel

The Wheatsheaf

The Nelson

The Holyhead Harbour

The Stanley Arms

The Queen’s Head

The Derby Arms

Kings and Queens.

Trades and trading posts.

Explorers and generals.

Earls and Lords.

This is their cycle.

This is their history.

This is their lie.

All the pubs are gone.

Like they were never there.

Maybe they weren’t.

Maybe he isn’t here.

Maybe it’s all a dream.

Maybe he’ll wake up and his mum will still be alive and his kids will both in bed and he’ll be sat on the settee with Kelly and he’ll be happy.

He’s playing Ged Farrell; the Dev versus the Burma Star. Old Town v New Town. Wools v scousers. It’s the deciding match. Farrell’s good. There’s an atmosphere and their lot are asking for it, yelling;

“Come on Ged, do this Manc cunt.”

He misses the black, leaves it right over the fucking pocket. Farrell smirks. The scousers whoop. Farrell doesn’t even look but smiles at him as he pots it. The scousers roar. Joey Lego throws a pint at Farrell, it hits him right in the fucking face and smashes. He puts his cue over the head of Billy Owens and that’s it. Shame for Ivy like, she’s a lovely woman and her alehouse is getting smashed up but she understands. It’s a matter of pride. Can’t have these scouse cunts coming down here taking the fucking piss can we Ivy?

There’s the Co-Op now, the Co-Op and Iceland. That’s it. The market’s gone. All the shops have gone.

He sees the old shops.

Somewhere from back when, from before he was born, from before memory had a name.

Ahab Sayle’s butchers.

William Griffin’s chandlers.

Isaac Speakman’s chemist.

Franklin Goforth’s wine merchants.

Grice & Sons saddlers.

Eliza Brimelow’s fishmongers.

Arthur Riley’s bakery.

George Parkinson’s barber shop.

Ellwood Smith’s tea merchants.

Now it’s pizza and kebabs, curry and Chinese, take out, home delivery.

Boxes.

Cartons.

Wrappers.

Filth.

Now it’s Help The Aged and Cancer Care and Save The Children and British Heart Foundation and it’s all disease and dementia and poverty and death. Now it’s all Joeys and Gyppos outside the Co-Op begging for the Big Issue or bugging you with The Watchtower.

He was arrested again last year for breach of the peace. He went up to the two young, attractive, female Witnesses and he took a copy of their tract and began reading it and they tried to speak to him, tell him about God and all that shit. He looked at them, saw inside their dead eyes, their stupid children’s brains, he saw their own abandonment and their degradations and he took out his lighter and burned their silly pamphlet with the kiddy playing with fucking lions in the Garden Of Eden on the cover and started turning over their stupid stall and he felt like Jesus in the temple, turfing out the money lenders.

Deuteronomy 4:9

Only be careful, and watch yourselves closely so that you do not forget the things your eyes have seen or let them fade from your heart as long as you live.

If she had just told him the truth. If she had just come clean. He’d seen her with him. Talking to him. Flirting with him. Why did she always lie to him? She said he was imagining it. Greg was just a friend from work. Greg was her line manager. Greg was married himself. Greg lived in Stockton Heath. Greg sent his son to private school. Greg swims like a fucking fish.

She said he was paranoid. She said he was a cokehead. She said he had no ambition. She said she didn’t know what she ever saw in him. If it wasn’t for the kids, she’d have left him years ago. She was cheating on him. He knew it. He could tell by her eyes. Her green eyes. She said and “what about you, all those slags you shag behind the Chambers? You fucking hypocrite.”  It wasn’t exactly a confession but he knew. He fucking knew. “And what about that one that turned up at the door, six months gone saying you were the dad?” It was all bullshit. He’d never even set eyes on her. She was a fucking crank. He did know her. He did fuck her. He probably was the dad. There had been few others claiming paternity over the years. Why did she lie to him?

He’d been out on a bender with Paddy and Hicko. There was a rave going on somewhere out near Manchester and they had a load of pills on them that Paddy had brought over from Amsterdam. He’d never really been into that scene, the acid house stuff. He was still more into his punk and ska but Paddy had given him one of these tablets and he ended up on a mad one, woke up in some flat near Wilmslow or somewhere. This bird was next to him. He couldn’t even remember getting there but Paddy was in the next room still on the beak with these two other birds.

She lied to him all the fucking time. He didn’t believe a word that came out of her scouse fucking mouth. She was too much like her ma. She was a hardfaced bitch too, always had too much to say for herself. He didn’t know why Ray put up with her.  He didn’t mind Ray really, even though he was always on about how much he earned on the rigs. Think he was glad to get away from Maureen. He didn’t blame him.

It was Ray who came to see him. He admired him for that.

“She’s had enough. You don’t deserve her. She’s moved away and I’m not telling you where she is so don’t even ask.”

It took balls to come and see him and say that. Face to face. Like a man. Like a father. He even went to shake the fellar’s hand but Ray wasn’t having it. He didn’t blame him really.

Why did she lie to him?

He is walking along the canal by Top Locks. He is about eleven. It’s winter. It’s freezing. He is here with his cousins, Matthew and Ian, his Aunty Pauline’s lads who are younger than him. He’s been told to watch them. Aunty Pauline and Uncle Andy have gone to some do at the golf club because he’s some big shot at Castners and they live in a posh house on Beechwood. He’s bored with these two little kids so he walks up to the canal. The canal is frozen solid. He tests it with a house brick that pings on the surface and skids a few feet to collect with the other rocks and bricks and a shopping trolley that other kids have left behind.

The canals have always been their playgrounds, the summer holidays swimming in the Ship Canal across to the Gantry Wall then walking along all the way to Moore, swimming back over and walking home. He often wonders how they filled the canals. Did they re-direct water or pump it from rivers or just let it fill up with rainwater? How long must it have taken?

He jumps on the ice. Matthew and Ian cautiously follow him. They pretend to ice skate. He picks up one of the larger rocks someone has thrown. He throws it close to the edge and it breaks straight through, causing the thinner ice to crack wide open and Matthew falls in. He manages to drag Matthew out but he’s freezing and they have to go home and he threatens him not to tell nan about the stone but as soon as they get in, Matthew grasses him up and his nan gives Matthew a slap for getting wet and being on the ice and then gives him three hard slaps on his face for letting him go on the ice in the first place.

He knows his history.

He can see through their lies.

Their propaganda.

Their religions.

Their flags.

Their laws.

He can see through them all.

Why can’t they all see it?

Maybe they do.

Money.

It’s always about money.

Progress!

Greed!

Greed is the engine of progress.

Ego is the lubricant.

Statues of these cunts.

Pubs named after these cunts.

Schools named after these cunts.

Streets names after these cunts.

It’s all a con.

He knows it now.

He knew it then.

He’s always known it.

No-one else knows it.

Or maybe they pretend they don’t.

It’s easier that way.

They can get on with their sad lives.

He can’t.

Johnsons.

Hazlehursts.

Wigg.

Boston.

Castner.

Kellner.

Brunner.

Mond.

Baker.

 

By no means let us forget that the early history of industrialisation had its wrongs – its shocking wrongs of child labour, filth and preventable disease. But let us not forget also that these wrongs were remedied while the benefits of industrialisation remained, and are with us now.

It was glass that brought light into human homes; plumbing, soap and chlorine, health and length of days; the textile industries, and a host of others, that brought beauty and dignity.

The chemical factories may have appeared satanic enough – certainly they were no garden of roses – but the men who established and developed them bear no whit of resemblance to the grasping ogres of the conventional picture of industrialists of the past.

They lived and toiled on the scene of their enterprises; the contributions they made in leadership and inventiveness were personal ones – they were the visible captains in the field of battle.”

There she is. That girl with the red hair. Cut into a wedge. Really pale skin. A few freckles. He likes girls with red hair. And pale skin. And freckles. He is stood at the side of the dance floor of The Cherry looking directly at her. She’s pretending she can’t see him staring at her. He can tell, the way she’s talking to her mate, the way she’s using her hands a bit too much, like she knows she’s being watched. It’s all a dance.

She’s small. Maybe five two or five three, not much taller but she’s wearing heels and jeans, tight jeans, the latest ones, Second Image maybe or Razzy, whatever the scousers are wearing this week and she’s got a white blouse tucked into it with a frill around the collar and she’s wearing a few gold sovs on her fingers and a thick, gold rope chain around her thin, white neck. He blows smoke from his ciggy her way and she feels it against her neck and turns and says ;

“Do you mind?”

And it’s not the voice he’d expected. It’s a posh voice. Well a posh, ‘scouse’ voice. He thought she’d be one of these Halton Brook or Castlefields girls. Gobs on em. Pure mouth. She looks disgusted. He pauses, doesn’t really know how to take it from here. He puts his ciggy back to his mouth and blows smoke at her again. She snarls at him, calls him a prick and turns back to face her mate. He laughs. He takes another swig of his lager. He looks around and sees Sue Fletcher looking straight at him. She smiles at him. He walks over to Ginger Rogers.

“Did you go to Norton?”

She turns around again and snarls;

“What?”

She has to shout it above the music. It’s Funkin For Jamaica and she’s half dancing to it, doing that weird strut all the scouse girls do to these records. His approach stops her in her tracks.

“I said did you go to Norton. Norton Priory?”

“Yeh I know what you mean.”

Her mate smirks too. He nods at her. His confidence is unsettling for a lot of people. He knows he’s good looking in a funny sort of way. Not one of these pretty boys. Bit rough looking but some girls go for that. He acts like he’s some kind of stud. Not a chat up merchant. Just like he doesn’t give a fuck one way or the other. Which he doesn’t. It works or it doesn’t.

She looks at her mate for reassurance. Not a straight up blank then.

“No.”

“No what?”

“No, I didn’t go to Norton Priory.”

“Where did you go to then?”

“What?”

“I said. Where…”

“Helsby.”

“What?”

“HELSBY!”

“Oooh!”

“What?”

She smiles. He’s in.

“Helsby eh?”

“So?”

“Smart arse are yer? What’s yer name Helsby girl?”

“Kelly.”

This is his route from his nan’s to Uncle Bob’s.

Up Collier Street

under the arches,

along Lord Street,

onto Church Street,

up Bridge Street,

past the baths,

down Bold Street,

along Parker Street

down Fisher Street.

No 7

His Uncle Bob is his mum’s older brother. Now and then Bob takes him to watch The Linnets, Runcorn AFC, in their yellow tops and green shorts. He takes him in The Navigation – the Navvy – about an hour before tonight’s kick off, against Frickley Athletic in the Northern Premier League. He eats pack after pack of salt and vinegar Golden Wonders and he watches the men as they come in steaming from the rain, supping their dark drinks and smoking their strong ciggies as he drinks his flat cola and he sees Bob pinch the bum of some young woman stood at the bar.

He thinks of Uncle Bob’s wife, Aunty Val sat there, silent, silent as always, just sat in front of the telly, like she can’t talk, like she’s not got a fucking tongue in her mouth, just watching Crossroads and Emmerdale Farm and Coronation Street  and the made up lives of people in streets and farms and motels and he used to feel sorry for her but now he feels anger. Daft fucking bitch. Say something!

The match is boring. He stands with Bob and two of his mates behind the goals. There’s a collection on the pitch. The stewards walk around with a blanket and the crowd toss spare coppers and silver onto it. A little pack of kids from Castle Rise follow it and pick up pennies that miss the blanket and pocket them. The same bunch get on the pitch sometimes at half time and play a game at the bottom end where there’s no terracing. The tannoy fellar tells them to get off. They always ignore him.

The game ends 0-0. Bob takes him back in the Navvy and the girl whose bum he pinched is still there and he goes over to her and they start laughing and Bob buys her a drink and then another one. He sits on his own for a good thirty minutes before realising that Bob has other things on his mind  and he walks home in the rain.

F.A Lake Solicitor, Clerk to the Runcorn Improvement Commissioners.

Richard Lea, Ironmonger.

Thomas Sharrocks, Currier and Leather Dealer.

Thomas Williamson, Grocer & provision dealer.

J.W Woodland, Printer, binder, bookseller, stationer, Newsagent.

George Slater, family and shipping butcher.

 

He walks on.

One foot in front of the other.

Head down.

Hood up.

Left.

Right.

He walks past the subway that leads to Ellesmere Street.

They built this estate in the early 80s. The houses were weird. Bedrooms downstairs. Front room upstairs. He used to fuck this girl who lived in one of these houses. She was from London or somewhere. Proper weirdo. Self -harmer. Into the gear. On the game probably. Damaged kid. So many damaged kids. What chance do they have? What choices did they have? Maybe it’s fate. He never believed in that. You make your own fate. Now he’s not so sure. The cards are dealt before you’re even born. In your genes. What can you do about it?

He passes the Polish lad on his bike. The Polish lad wears a high vis vest and cycles with a grim determination. Probably on his way to start his shift at a factory on the Astmoor Industrial Estate. They’ve come back a lot of them. A lot went back. Back to Poland. But now they’re back here again. Why the fuck they’d want to come and live here is beyond him. Gdansk must be grim. He sees them up the Aldi and Lidl. They’re all right, the Poles. He likes them. Keep themselves to themselves. Hard workers. Not like this lot round here. Too busy eating fucking pizza and smoking weed. Lazy cunts.

He sees them signing on. Fucking walking sticks, every single one of them on a stick or them plazzy crutches. Old before their time. In their forties but looking sixty, seventy. Bagheads and boozers. Losers. Small town pricks. They’ve seen nothing. They’ve done nothing. They’ve felt nothing. He was sent for a fit for work assessment himself. They said he needed to go. He said he couldn’t go. They said he had to go. He didn’t go. They sanctioned him. He didn’t care. He sat at home and drank another can. His GP asked to see him.  An Asian girl. Didn’t look old enough to be a GP. She was nice. Said she’d write a letter for him.

He knows he has become like them. The walking dead. The zombies that sit in the doctors waiting for their scripts. The daily pick up mob at Lloyds the chemist. The ones sat in the library on the internet all day. The ones sat at home getting wasted on ale or smack or weed or porn.

Going nowhere.

Going anywhere.

One foot in front of the other.

The Polish lad with the high vis jacket on nods at him as he passes. He pauses. There’s some new graffiti on the side of the subway wall where all the little weedheads hang out.

‘Any Green Lad?’

‘No lad.’

It’s funny in a way.

A lad was stabbed there last week. Little crew use the subbies by the canal to graft; weed, lemo, ket, magic, brown, rocks. On their mountain bikes. In their black uniforms. 110s and North Face, Rab and Montaine, Karrimor and Jack Wolfskin, Berghaus and Under Armour.

Stashes in the bushes. Machetes hidden in the hedgerows by the busway. No CCTV here. No prying eyes. It’s all changed since he was grafting in The Chambers. These kids have got no respect for anyone. Certainly not him. They laugh as he passes them. They don’t know who he is. Who he was. Who he will soon become.

He needs to forget.

Just for a few hours.

Forget where he is.

Forget who he is and what he has become.

They’re building a new bridge.

The Mersey Gateway.

“A Gateway To Prosperity.”

Another fucking lie.

Another fucking deception.

He’s been watching it go up.

He’s been watching the diggers, digging up all that shite buried there for years.

The chemical waste.

The mustard gas.

The arsenic.

The cyanide.

The acids.

The alkalis.

The oils.

From ICI.

From the Soap Works.

From the Tanneries.

From the munitions factories.

He breathes in the air.

He breathes out.

Eyes down.

Mouth closed.

He sees them cough.

He sees them coughing in the doctor’s surgery.

He looks at them.

Who they are.

Who they were.

What they will soon become.

He sees through them.

They are invisible to him just as he is invisible to them.

Doctor Flaherty was his doctor.

Irish fellar.

Put him on the tablets.

He died of cancer, Flaherty.

Lived in a posh house on Weston Road.

One of them huge ones with massive back gardens.

Overlooking Castners.

Overlooking the chlorine factory.

Overlooking Stanlow.

Overlooking the oil refineries.

Overlooking Fiddler’s Ferry power station.

Money can’t buy you health.

He walks under the busway bridge.

Past the narrow boats moored up here on the other side.

Laughing Tam

White O’Morn

Cheshire Lad

Errol Flynn

Errol fucking Flynn? 

The canal used to divert into Big Pool here and the path curved in two directions, along to the Union Tavern at the bottom of Union Street and down to the other end of Victoria Road, beyond the subway that joined onto Heath Road at Dougherty’s garage. Some of the houses are still there and the funeral directors is opposite the weird little old house that everyone said was haunted. Nuns used to live there they reckon. Crowther’s Farmhouse looked across Big Pool but was derelict for years. He cut his arm open inside when they were smashing windows, punched the glass in a door between two rooms and his arm went straight through. They had to rush him to the hospital. He lost a lot of blood. His nan said she didn’t know what to do with him anymore. He’s still got the scars up his arm, looks like he’s a baghead.

They knocked down Crowther’s and filled in big pool when they extended the approach road from Astmoor to the bridge. His nan’s sister, Annie topped herself in Big Pool back in the early 50s. Drowned herself after some fellar broke her heart.  His nan had never mentioned her sister to him. Ever. He only knew this from talking to Old Edie Jameson one night, late at the Dev. She told him his nan and Annie were like twins, never apart until his nan got wed and then Annie took up with a married fellar from Weston Point and he told her he’d leave his wife for her but he never did and she couldn’t get over it. Sad story. So many tiny tragedies that go unrecorded. There are no secrets in small town. Someone always knows something you don’t and some things are best left buried with the dead.

He’d been on the mushies one night with Urqo and Burt and they went for a walk up the canal.  He saw these two kids up ahead. He shouted them but they didn’t answer. Urqo and Burt couldn’t see them but they were definitely there, it wasn’t just a hallucination. These kids were small, aged 7 or 8, both lads, and were dressed in grey shorts and jackets with caps and boots and they ran away up Union Street. He shouted to them but they didn’t look back. He followed them along Sutton Street into Rock Park and they took his hand and they all flew high up over the town, over Stenhills and Wiggs Island and over the cut and the Mersey and over Fiddlers Ferry and the bridge and Castners and Rocksavage and the hills and across Bozzy Ave and the town hall and then landed back on Rock Park and he was laughing and laughing and laughing. He had flown over the entire universe. The kids weren’t there when Urqo and Burt found him.

Singer Manufacturing Co – Sewing Machines

William Davies Joliffe, Solicitor

Ellen Stoll, music seller

George Christie, dressmaker

There was a rock on the field. It had been there for years. Too big to shift. It had bits of glass in it. He sat next to it. It was a sunny day. It was the summer holidays. He managed to turn the rock a few inches and from under it a snake wriggled out, a grass snake and he picked it up and it changed into a boa constrictor and he lifted it up to the sun and he heard the skylark sing as the snake gathered him in its huge coils and squeezed his thin, little white body until his bones cracked and his blood seeped from his ears and his nose and his eyes and his mouth and his dick and his arse. He laughed as it opened its giant jaws and swallowed him whole, he sang as he slowly went down the snake’s throat and body into its acid guts and he kicked his way out again, like it was made of toilet roll and the snake’s skin lay on his bedroom carpet and his nan ran into the room and saw the dead snake next to his bed and she turned into a woman he’d never met before, a woman with short, almost black hair and dark, Welsh eyes and a pair of angel wings and she got into bed next to him and started crying.

Balfour Street

Havergal Street

Curzon Street

Lightburn Street

Queen’s Road

Balfour Street school was like Parish, another Victorian workhouse to contain the children of the poor and feed Queen and Country bullshit into their tiny, feeble minds.

Balfour Street, another street named after one of the great and good.

Arthur James Balfour, 1st Earl of Balfour, KG, OM, PC, FRS, DL. Tory cunt.

Jenny Miller was babysitting for this couple who lived in Curzon Street. She said they could come in. He was seeing Paula Dunne at the time and she was the fittest punk girl in the Old Town. Jenny Miller was jealous of Paula Dunne and asked him and Lee Partington to come over. There was a black bin bag acting as a curtain between the front room and the kitchen. The kitchen stunk of fat. There was no carpet on the stairs. The bog was fucking disgusting. Jenny Miller played them the new Damned LP, Machine Gun Etiquette.  He thought it was shit. He was into Public Image Ltd now. Metal Box. Paula Dunne knocked. Jenny Miller seemed pissed off but said she could come in. He took Paula Dunne up to the bedroom. He fingered her but she wouldn’t let him shag her. He got angry with her. He called her a slag. She went home crying. He went into the front room. Jenny Miller was necking Lee Partington. He told Lee Partington to fuck off. Lee Partington fucked off. He took Jenny Miller upstairs and fucked her.

Byron Street

Salisbury Street

Fox Street

Picow Street

Eaton Street

Arthur Street

Shaw Street

Vine Street

New Street

His new area to haunt. Back of Balfour Street school yard. He burns off a bit of Leb that Hendo has sold him and rolls a joint. He passes it to Yvonne Mercer who splutters and then acts all stoned. He laughs at her act. Yvonne fancies him but hasn’t said so. Hendo is seeing her at the moment. He’d just got out of DC when he met her. She was a nice girl. He liked her. She was funny. Had a good sense of humour. They were posh. Posh by Runcorn standards anyway. Her dad was some kind of surveyor, whatever a surveyor was and her mum was a teacher at Beechwood Primary School. They lived in one of the massive old Victorian houses on Moughland Lane. She invited him back once and he loved the smell of the place, the damp, brick smell that old houses have. His nan’s had it too but not the same way, more the stench of surrounding chimneys, the black soot of a million coal fires that had gathered over a century on the walls of Dukesfield.

Yvonne had another stab at smoking the weed. She held it for a few seconds and wobbled a bit. He caught her as she stumbled and he kissed her and she drew away from him. He was upset by that but she told him straight ‘she was with Hendo and didn’t like two timing him’ and he was pretty impressed to be honest. He walked her home, back to that Gothic pile with a massive drive and a massive back garden that edged onto orchards and he wondered where all these people got their money from, how they could afford to live in these huge houses. Even if they had decent jobs, how could they afford these ‘mansions?’

He worked for this fellar once doing demolition jobs. He kept calling himself a ‘self-made man’ and lived in a huge Georgian house in Frodsham. Turns out this self-made man was the son of a man who inherited his grandfather’s fortune made on importing Ivory from the Congo. Real fucking Heart Of Darkness stuff.  His dad had bought up all these old mills during the 60s and was now knocking them down and building YUPPY flats in Manchester and Lancashire. Money makes money.

These are the homes of the self-made men.

And the sons of the sons of the sons of the self-made men.

The self-made men that never made a thing in their lives.

Bought and sold with the stroke of a fountain pen.

Yvonne went off to University as her type do after flirting with the tough boys to piss off their parents, before conforming to their own limited expectations. They’re trapped too in a way.  Hendo went in the army to escape the violence of his stepdad. He served in Northern Ireland and saw his mate shot dead. He had no time for these crying squaddies. That’s the deal. If you don’t want to be shot or bombed in some Belfast street or Arab desert, don’t join up. Imagine having some posh cunt from Sandhurst giving you orders and treating you like shit. No fucking way man.

He waits for them on the corner of Lord Street and Greek Street. He hides in one of the entries. He hears them laughing as they walk home from school. He has planned it in his head for years but now he is actually going to do it. He’s nearly sick. He waits till they pass the entry. They don’t see him. He jumps out behind them. Willy Bowman, the taller of the twins turns around and he jumps on him, tears at his long, sandy hair. Bites his cheek. Willy screams like a little fucking girl. Paul Bowman, the smaller twin, shouts for his mummy and runs off down to his house. He walks along Ashridge Street to the park, Bowman blood dripping down his chin and he is happier than he has ever been in his life.

He walks past the glass factory and what used to be the Egerton Arms across the road.

He’s sat in there with Fat Des. Shay Byrne is playing pool with the fellar they call Dylan cos he looks like Bob Dylan. In fact, he looks more like John Cooper Clarke’s version of Bob Dylan and speaks more like John than Bob. Shay’s a nightmare. You couldn’t make him up. A big, boozing Irish lump with about ten kids who lives down Parker Street with his long-suffering wife. He works on the building sites. You couldn’t make it up! He gets pissed every day and picks fights with people, then goes home and terrorises his family. You’d be done for racial stereotyping.

Tonight, Shay’s being friendly though. Until Dylan says ‘two shots’ and Shay feigns innocence at brushing one of Dylan’s stripes with his tatty jacket sleeve. Some cunt has put Meatloaf’s ‘Bat Out Of Hell’ on the jukebox probably because it’s about a week long and they want their ten fucking pence’s worth. It’s a bizarre scene, big Shay chasing skinny Dylan around the pool table trying to reach over and lamp him with his cue as that fat Yanky cunt is howling about being gone in the morning light. Fat Des is trying to calm Shay down but he’s just roaring. Shay stops trying to hit Dylan and turns round;

“Funny is it?”

“Yeah it is Shay.”

He thinks Shay’s gonna launch him but instead Shay starts laughing himself and Dylan starts laughing too and Shay asks them what they’re all drinking.

He had some good nights in the Edgie. She hated the place. Said it stunk. She said everywhere stunk. Turned her fucking Helsby Grammar snob nose up at everyone and everything. He was in there with her the night of the crash. Her brother, Lee had been in a collision with a bus. He was in a bad way. They reckon the bus had jumped the lights on the busway across Palacefields Avenue and hit him on his bike.

Ray came in to tell them what had happened. They left and went straight to Warrington hospital with Ray and Maureen but Lee was dead by the time they got there. Poor cunt. She was never the same after that. He saw some of the light go out of her green eyes. The bus driver got off with it. There was no one on the bus. There were no witnesses. It was dark. The driver claimed it was Lee that jumped the lights.

He saw the driver in The Dray once. He thought about doing him in but he didn’t. What good would it do?

Irwell Lane

Norfolk Street

Grosvenor Street

Hartley Street

Old Quay Street

Old Quay House

Engine House

Old Quay bridge

Jetty Mud

 

He walks under Delph Bridge where the sandstone slabs and elegantly curved roof provide shelter for countless pigeons, their shit frozen thick along the path. In the dark recesses he can hear them croak and flutter yet can’t see them, only the noise and the shit gives their presence away. He touches the pockmarked sandstone blocks and the smooth brickwork, he tries to connect again, placing his hands on their works, as if he can feel what they felt. A woman passed him once as he was feeling the stones and gave him that look. He doesn’t care anymore. He wants his body to become one with the bridge, become one with the water. Flesh and blood and iron and stone and water.

He walks on.

On the opposite side of the canal he notices a fresh barrage of lager cans tipped over the side of the wall on Halton Road. Must been a hundred of ‘em, all cascading down the bank and, at the bottom, deflated balloons celebrating somebody’s 40th Birthday hang miserably from the branches of a tree. A discarded wheely bin protrudes through the weeds and water like some strange sea creature coming up for air.

There’s a heron that comes here too now and then. He watched it once for ages as it stood motionless on top of the half submerged wheely bin, watched it regally surveying the murky, grey water for signs of movement. It hadn’t moved from the spot until, startled by a bus beeping at a car across the road, it flew away, its huge wings silently flapping across the roofs.

He feels some kind of kinship with it, envies its power of flight, its ability to escape. Yet it remains here. He sees it all along the canal, sometimes by Delph Bridge, sometimes further up or down stream. Such a beautiful creature. Of all the places in the world it could fly to, how has it ended up here, amongst this garbage? Everyone needs their turf. This is its turf. This is his turf. At least it used to be.

He gets all Stalinist about it; get the bastards on work gangs, force them to pick their shit up, clean it all up, dredge the canal, tidy the paths, the bushes, the trees, clear their shit, generation upon generation of shit, layer upon layer of shit. Get them off their bone-idle arses, their disgusting litter tipping arses and beat some civic pride into em. Although he also knows that, as someone who’s been on various incapacity benefits for the past eleven years, he’d be one of the chain gang himself.

There’s a housing estate where the football ground used to be. They called it Linnet’s Park. Fucking disgrace. He wants to know who got weighed in for knocking the ground and the Linnets Club down? Leaving the team to play in Northwich and then Widnes. What is a town without a football team? Now they play up at The Halton Arms. Fucking Murdishaw! Scouseland! Fucking disgrace!

Tidal Opening

High Water Mark of Ordinary Tides

Mooring Posts

Old Quay Lock

Mooring Posts

Mooring Posts

Lower Dock (disused)

BM 36.3

Brick Works

Football Ground

Wivern Place

Canal Street

We’ve got Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry Howard on the wing, on the wing!

Barry Howard.

Barry Whitbread.

Timmy Rutter.

Stevie Hipwell.

Phil Wilson.

These were his heroes. Not Kenny Dalglish. Not Bob Latchford. Not Stuart Pearson. Not Pele. Not Cruyff. Not Beckenbauer. Timmy Rutter who mowed the grass for the council. Stevie Hipwell who collected rents for the council. Real people, not remote stars. He said to them all;

“You can’t support United or Liverpool you have to support your local club.”

They laughed at him but he meant it. He was committed to Runcorn AFC. Those matches with Uncle Bob got him hooked. His grandad was the secretary there in the 30s. The club was actually set up as a tannery team before it became the town’s team. His grandad would tell him of the time the club played Preston North End in the third round of the F.A. Cup. Preston! The reigning cup holders. 1939. Record crowd. Still the record crowd. Over 10,000 there. Half the population. They got beat 4-2 but what a night.

He’d volunteered to scythe down nettles around the floodlights and the long, weed strewn terraces every Sunday for a few months. He got a brew and some biscuits for his efforts. He didn’t mind. He felt like he was on the inside. He dreamed of one day getting inside the director’s clubhouse above the snack shop behind the goalmouth. That elevated position where the tannoy fellar announced the team and important looking men in suits watched the game with disinterested faces.

Canal Street.

Shithole.

Falling apart.

No investment.

All the money goes to the scousers.

That’s what the old men say.

They don’t call it the ‘Old Town.’

They say there’s only ONE town.

The ‘New’ Town isn’t Runcorn.

There’s no such thing as the ‘Old’ town.

Canal Street.

RAFC

We Hate Stafford

Vics Die

Built in between The Bridgewater and the Manchester Ship canals. The ground sloped dramatically, comically, from the Bridgey down to the Manny Ship. During the odd game he’d be distracted by a passing ship, silently sailing along the ship canal either ‘up’ to Salford docks ‘down’ to Eastham. When one went along during a night game all he’d see was the eerie glow of the light as it passed and the distant slap of the canal as the water was dragged out under the vessel, then the backwash of the waves against the bank. He thought of the sailors on board. Where they were from and where they’d end up. How far they’d travelled to pass him as he watched their ship slowly sail along the cut. How did they escape? Where are their kids and their wives and their dads and their nans? How many millions of people are there in the world that he’d never meet?

Passing through, always passing through.

Barry!

Barry Howard!

Barry Howard on the wi-ing!

Barry!

Barry Howard!

Barry Howard on the wing!

A-Runcorn!

Clap clapclap

A-Runcorn!

Clap clapclap

The Navigation, The Navvy.

Uncle Bob’s local.

He remembers the Burnley game.

FA Cup 3rd round.

Replay.

They’d played them at Turf Moor on the Saturday and drawn nil nil.

Good result for a non-league team.

He led his mob up there early away from all the dickheads who’d gone up on coaches or the train.

They walked around the insanely steep terraces whistling the Hovis theme when about forty lads appeared in front of them. This mob charged and they stood. All of them stood for once and they had it toe to toe for a good few minutes before they heard the sirens and everyone got on their toes.

They brought thousands to the replay the following Wednesday.

It was November and a freezing night.

The Widnes lads were supposed to turn up to help them, as they’d done for a while now against the scousers. He liked the Wids. Still used to go over West Bank now and then for a drink and to graft. Good lads. Couldn’t stick the accent though. They still called the bizzies, ‘bobbies.’ Rough little town, Widnes. They were divided too. The townies hated Ditton and Ditton hated Chezzy Lodge and they all hated West Bank. They had their own scousers there too, up in Hough Green and Upton. He’d met one of the Ditton lads in The Sporting Ford pub and was introduced to a scouser from Netherley called Eugene who had a load of weed to get shut of. It was his first big deal.

The Wids were supposed to meet them down the Old Town but hadn’t shown, he led their mob up to the ground and got inside the new terrace where the old shed used to be. They lost 2-1 but that was nothing to be ashamed of. The Wids eventually turned up, a good 70 or so of them but the scousers also came down at the same time, about 200 strong and ran the Wids back over the Mersey. The scousers waited outside the ground.

At the final whistle his mob ran across the pitch to get at the Burnley lads and some stayed to fight it out whilst other ran outside into the scousers and there were a few slashings. It was chaos. The scousers were in a nasty mood and were running everyone. He tried to make a stand outside the Wilsons but they all melted and he and Urqo knew they were beat and slipped away behind the baths and along Mersey Road back to Dukey. He was fucking fuming for months about it. It was shameful. He felt the shame. Took it very personally.

He had bled for this town.

Yet they called him a thug.

A mindless moron.

Who else was protecting it?

Who else stood up for its name?

He hated the club crest though. It was one of those old Victorian shield things. That shit was stuck in the past.

The past of his grandad.

A past he didn’t understand or want to understand.

Those names :

Cholmondeley – pronounced ‘Chumley’

Old Cheshire landlords.

Land thieves.

Aristocrats.

Them and the Grosvenors, pronounced ‘Grove-ner’

The Cholmondleley Arms in Frodsham where he took Kelly and the kids for Sunday dinners. Cholmondeley Street in West Bank.

Grosvenor House, by the Shopping City where Kelly worked for the council, next to the magistrates’ courts and the police station where he’d been banged up in the cells and stuck down. Grosvenor Street down by the ship canal, off Irwell Lane by Uncle Bob’s. He read up on these families.

 

Richest man in Britain, Lord Grosvenor. Owns half of London. Mayfair.

He owns fuck all.

Not really.

He stole it.

Thieving cunt.

He’s going to take it all off them one day.

One day.

Bunch of robbing cunts.

Normans.

Fitz Nigel.

Baron of Halton.

Earls of Rocksavage.

The Savages.

It was still in their hands.

Since 10 fucking 66.

Still robbing us 1000 years later and still getting their dirty hands on our town’s crest.

The shield has a background of gold for prosperity and commerce, with a base of four blue and white waves for the four waterways which have played so great a part of life of the Town at different times – The Mersey, the Bridgewater canal, the Manchester Ship Canal and Weaver Navigation. The council’s former device of a ship is recalled in the vessel sailing upon the waves, which flies the ancient flag of England, which also appears in the Arms of the Cholmondeley, Earls of Rocksavage.

Other important industries are suggested by the red colour of the chief, signifying the old sandstone quarrying industry and the fires of modern engineering plants. Two ancient flaying knives, the symbol of St Bartholomew, the Patron Saint of Tanners, represent the leather industry and stand between two roundels of blue and white waves signifying water, chemicals, brine and wells. The Chief stretching over the ship suggests Runcorn’s bridges.

 The decorative mantling is in the main colours of the shield, blue and gold, the Cheshire Liveries, and upon the helms stands the crest rising from a red walled crown representing Runcorn Castle. The black lion of the crest is from the Arms of the famous Savage family of Clifton and Rocksavage and is supporting a crozier for Norton Priory, from which hangs a shield of the Arms of William Fitznigel, Baron of Halton in Norman times. To indicate the reversion to the Crown of the Ancient Barony of Halton the lion is crowned.

The shield thus represents the industrial history of Runcorn whilst the crest recalls its ancient connections.

The Motto, ‘Navem Mercibus Implere’ is a classical quotation from Juvenal meaning ‘To fill the ship with goods.’

He read up on Saint Bartholomew too, this patron Saint of tanners. He never knew his Bible except the usual shit they tell you in school ; Easter, Christmas, Virgin births, resurrections, miracles.

He’d never even heard of Saint Bartholomew even though he was supposed to have been one of the 12 disciples. Or one of the 12 apostles. Was that the same thing? Who cares anyway?

He was flayed alive, skinned alive or so the fairy story goes. The patron saint of tanners. Taking the piss that really.

He collected programmes. He remembered it going glossy in the 78/79 season. He got proper excited about it. The feel of it, the smell of it. The cover always had the same image; a badly drawn player with a ball at his feet. Inside there were regular columns from the likes of manager, Stan Storton, commercial director, John Lloyd and programme editor, Jim Corcoran. He’d scrutinise it for hours after the game, even though there was very little content in amongst the advertising, apart from sponsorship appeals, the odd action photo and team lists. One day he hoped to pen his own column, to become important enough to be counted as a valued fan, instead of being sneered at as a yob.

He still got them out now and then and re-lived classic encounters like Stafford Rangers in the FA Trophy Semi-Final, when thousands of Rangers fans had taken over the wooden ‘shed’ in their black and white scarves and hats. That was the worst trouble he’d seen at the match. He’d got trapped across the ground somewhere near the tea shop and missed the entire second half, too small to see over the older fellars pressed tightly inside the ground. But he could sense the aggro, hear the songs, the threats, the chants, felt the adrenaline rush of pure excitement as he became mingled in with the older lads after the match, chasing the Stafford fans up to their coaches parked on the waste ground behind the dairy up by Rock Park, where thirty or forty young lads, some his own age but most a few years older, were already bricking the windows.

He lost himself in that visceral thrill of violence, the sight of brick against glass of glass against skin, of blood and spit and flesh and sweat and he wanted more of the same. As he ran alongside one of the coaches armed with a rock, a man swung around and punched him before jumping onto the moving coach. He recalled the hard ground against his face and then two older lads picking him up and making a big fuss over him, patting him on the back, letting him join in with them as they sang their songs,

‘Runcorn Boys We Are Here, Shag Your Women And Drink Your Beer!’

“Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough!”

“Run-corn Agg-ro!”

“You’re going home in a fucking ambulance”

Runcorn had won the Northern Premier League back in 76, the same year Wimbledon won the Southern Premier. They almost won promotion into the football league but their ground wasn’t considered good enough, even for the old fourth division. Wimbledon went onto win the FA Cup final against Liverpool a decade later. What could’ve been.

He walks on, looks across to the old Co-Operative Terrace on the other side of the cut on Halton Road with its year of construction – 1898 – boldly imprinted on the brickwork.

The Runcorn Co-Operative Society Limited

Branch No 3

Was it really better then? Was there ever a Co-Operative, a community, a sense of belonging to something, some place? Maybe it has always been a myth, another con trick to divide us with town crests and football teams. Thatcher was right; there is no such as society, just people. People like him. Alone in the world. Alone through circumstance. Alone through choice. Either way, didn’t matter.

It was all a coincidence, him being alive in the first place. If his grandads and nans hadn’t met, if they hadn’t had their kids, if his mam and dad hadn’t met that night at The Royal, if they hadn’t had two miscarriages before he was born and had stopped at one or two, would he still have been the third? Trace it all far back enough, all those jobs that brought men and women to this place fifty, a hundred, two hundred years ago, the canals and the chemicals and the quarries and the tanneries, the breweries and the factories, old towns, older towns, new towns, no towns. He has to divert himself from these endless, relentless thoughts.

He looks at these new homes. The Linnets Park mob. Hears the roar of a few hundred hardcore fans, smells of the pies and the soups and the piss and the sweat.  These people fooled into a loaded game they’d never win. This new breed of homeowners, the backbone of New Conservatism, New Labourism, didn’t make any difference to him. Mortgaged up and kept in line, slaves to building societies and interest rate fluctuations. He despised them. Now he wasn’t one of them, his contempt only magnified, fed on itself. These spineless bastards were what he once was, what he perhaps longed to be again if he was being honest. Normality. What is ‘normal?’ anyhow?

You own fuck all dickheads.

Just owe a lot of money to banks.

You’ll never understand what you’ve lost.

What WE’VE lost.

You work.

You pay your bills.

You work.

You raise your kids.

You work.

You go on holidays.

You work.

You buy a car.

You work.

You sell your house.

You retire.

You look in the mirror and see who you once were and what you have become.

St Luke’s Congregational Church

Tennis Grounds

Bowling Green

Mason Street

Norton Street

Mimosa Road

Mimosa is one of the ingredients used in the tanning industry.

Vegetable tannins are contained in various parts of trees such as bark, wood and pods. The chemical constituents of vegetable tannins are composed of polymeric polyphenolic molecules with a wide range of mass from 500 to 3000 units. The tanning action of polyphenols is dependent on the molecular mass and the under of phenolic –OH hydroxyl groups. Mimosa tannins have a molecular mass of on average 1250 units and generally have a good tanning action.

Vegetable tannins are classified according to their chemical structure:

(i) Pyrogallol or hydrolysable tannins, such as Chestnut and Myrabolam extract.

(ii) Catechol or condensed tannins, such as Mimosa (or Wattle) and Quebracho extract.

In South Africa, Mimosa extract is obtained from the bark of Black Wattle (Acacia mearnsii) trees grown in plantations. It takes 7 to 10 years for the tree to grow large enough to be ready for cutting down and stripping of the bark, which is then chipped and extracted under controlled industrial conditions to extract the optimum amount of tannin with the lightest of colours. Mimosa or wattle bark contains about 30% tannin. The wood has other industrial uses.

Wattle bark is best extracted immediately after stripping to give extract of light colour; the older the bark, the darker is the colour. Sometimes the bark has to be dried out before the extraction process, but this gives a dark coloured product. There is a definite season for stripping the bark depending on the weather and rainy season in the country where it is grown.

He walks past the Canalside pub, another fucking dump. He’d been to a few dos there. His cousin’s 18th on the same day as the massive Stone Roses concert at Spike Island just over the Mersey in Widnes. He had planned on going to do a bit of grafting but Kelly hated them. She hated everyone apart from Michael fucking Jackson and Luther Vandross. So, they went to Sean’s  18th instead and could hear the sound of the concert as the DJ at the Canalside was playing some shit from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. It had been a restaurant upstairs at one point too. He went with Kelly and her mam and dad one boxing day with the kids. He behaved himself.

Maureen had a lot of issues after Lee died. She lost it a bit. Got into religion. Spiritualism. All that shit. Claimed she spoke to Lee and Lee said he was OK in Heaven and he laughed and Kelly got angry and said what was his problem as long as it comforted her? And he felt bad for a bit but then he thought about his mum and how he felt when she died and how he wanted to see her and feel her and smell her and hear her laugh but it was pointless. People just disappear. They die. They’re gone. For ever. And Ever. And ever. Ah-fucking-men!

Kelly was always more of a daddy’s girl anyway and sided with him during the divorce. Ray had always had a dog’s life with her. He fucked her off finally in 93 and Maureen moved away to Rhyl. Ray retired and moved into his own bungalow in Halton village. He didn’t give a fuck one way or the other. It was sad to see Mo in tears all the time but he had his own demons to deal with.

They’d go over to see her a few times a year with the boys and it was always the same fucking sketch. No one cares about me. Poor old me!  Be a nicer fucking human being then you self-pitying cunt. Kel went to stay with her for a few weeks after he’d been caught out again. He drove out there to bring her back and Maureen told her daughter if she did, she’d never let her back in her house again. Kelly came back with him. The lads were only three and two; they didn’t really know what was going on.

Hicko had his own flat above the shops in Sandy Lane. He was knocking out gear from there. He went with Paddy to score off him. Hicko let them in then pulled out a machete and threatened them both. He could see Hicko was on a para trip from the beak, so just laughed but Paddy went off his head, starting calling Hicko all the cunts under the sun. Hicko had been inside three times. He was reckless. Even more reckless than him. They calmed him down and went to the Weaver for a pint. On the way back, they took a short cut across the footy pitch by the ICI Rec and as Hicko was getting trough the mesh fence, he booted him in the head and they carried on kicking him until they were tired of kicking him.

He had to stop.

He didn’t stop.

He couldn’t stop.

He wouldn’t stop.

It was just how it was.

How it is.

He did two years. He was in Risley for three months which was OK because it was only down the road. She came to see him three times. Never brought the kids. When the trial ended and he got stuck up in Haverigg, she never bothered at all. He didn’t blame her in a way. It’s a long drive up to Cumbria. He DID blame her really. She’d make the fucking effort if she loved him. She said she was embarrassed when it was all over the Weekly News. The lads were getting skitted in school. He thought she got off on it really. He noticed how she acted when they walked into a pub and everyone turned around. She loved all those arse lickers coming over and offering to buy them a drink. Oh yeah, she loved causing a fight over some petty triviality.

“He’s just winked at me!”

“She’s staring at you!”

“He’s just asked me to dance.”

Goading him.

Then, when it kicked off, she’d act all outraged.

He couldn’t win with her.

Couldn’t fucking win.

He didn’t mind prison.

It gave him some peace.

A bit of head space.

He’d done borstal when he was thirteen.

Some place up by Rochdale.

Proper grim.

They’d caught him trying to burn down the Scout Hut up the park.

Fucking Scouts!

Bob a fucking job.

He got a year.

Did seven months.

Prison was a fucking breeze compared to that place.

The screws there were monsters.

Rapists.

Sadists.

He didn’t have it as bad as some of them in there.

Poor cunts.

He heard them screaming but what could he do?

He was a just a kid himself.

The governor knew it was going on.

He was probably in on it himself.

They all were.

The bizzies, the judges, the wardens, the governors, the social workers.

How could you fight that?

He was moved down to Winson Green.

He got on with the screws. He got on with the rastas. He liked the rastas. They were more like him. Kept themselves to themselves, never acted the big I Am. He’d never been like that. He was always controlled. Mostly. When he lost it, he lost it. He didn’t lose it that often. Losing control gets you in real trouble. The rastas were always watchful. They only acted when they had to. He used to drive down to Tocky or Hulme to buy weed in the early 80s, after the riots. He was the only one who had the balls to go face to face with them.

Ofcourse they tried to rip him off. Same with the gyppos. You had to stand your ground with em. Say ‘I’m not interested.’ Go to fuck off and wait till they saw that dough going down the pan. Sometimes they’d just try to take it. He lost a few deals that way. Sometimes you had to fight for it. He had a straightener with this gypsy kid, levelled the cunt. He was a big fucker but fat, a decent rib shot put him down. He got jumped by these black lads once. Took all their gear back once he’d paid them. They gave him a good kicking.

What could he do? You can’t dwell on these things, it’s just the way it is. He didn’t mind stuff like that. It’s a cunt’s game after all. What he didn’t like was sneaky cunts. If he shook hands on a deal he was good for it. He despised these weasels that went around bitching and grassing. They deserved everything they got.

This rasta in nick was padded up with him for three months. Nice lad, only been over from JA for a few years and was living in fucking Wolverhampton. Fancy swapping Jamaica for fucking Wolves man. He read his bible every day, smoked heavy weed, listened to his dub. Proper dub, not that shit that got peddled by fucking Aswad and all those pop star cunts. He used to think it all sounded the same. He loved Jah Wobble through Metal Box but he never really understood dub until he met William the rasta. He couldn’t get into all the Old Testament bullshit but after a toke on one of his bifters he could start to feel the vibrations in his soul, whatever a fucking soul was supposed to be.

When he got out he went down to see William and started running a few packages back. Went down a storm till the smack took over. He never grafted brown. NEVER! Evil fucking stuff. He saw what it did to some of his mates, even those he hated. What it did to their families, their kids. He’d sling beak or Garys, weed, wiz, trips but not brown. He cut open some scouser grafting gear down the Dev. Some lad from Speke way trying to move in. They got him back. Took them two years like but they hit him hard. He spent two months in Warrington hospital. They jumped him outside the Chambers. He never saw it. Just remembered waking up with tubes in his mouth. His head shaved. They thought he was a gonner. Kelly came to see him with the lads. He promised her this was the last time. He’d pack it in.

The huge expressway bridge is up ahead. It funnels traffic through the town towards Liverpool or Warrington. There are seven huge pillars in four rows holding it up and when it’s sunny the water reflects on the pillars in lovely waving patterns and he will stand there for ages just looking at it, it’s mesmerising.

Passing through, always passing through.

It used to piss him off when these mingebags would stand on the bridge above Canal Street and watch the game instead of paying a few quid to watch the Linnets. The club needed all the money they could get and these cunts watch from the bridge. The pillars are covered in shit graffiti, lads offering other lads out, lads insulting other lads, lads insulting girls, Free The Weed symbols, crap tags.  The water is always dark and cold underneath the bridge and he thinks that’s where he’d like to end up. Right under there, in the cold waters next to where the ground used to be, where the tanneries used to be. He’d be at peace there.

There were many small farmyard tanneries in Runcorn in the 18th Century, but in the 19th Century and for the first half of the 20th Century, tanning was a major industry in the town. Indeed, we were once the largest producer of leather in the country. However, by 1968 tanning had ceased in Runcorn, mainly because of the availability of cheap, non-leather substitutes.

The most important tanneries were the Camden, Puritan, Astmoor and Highfield tanneries. Runcorn docks were important for importing the materials used in tanning and for exporting the finished goods. The larger tanneries were positioned along the Bridgewater canal, and it was by way of canal that they received their coal, raw hides and tanning materials (imported from overseas via Liverpool docks).

A plentiful local supply of hides came from the Cheshire dairy industry. Our tanneries also used the North Wales to Liverpool water supply which was of high purity and of great benefit in the tanning process. Runcorn’s tanneries supplied the leather for the war effort in both world wars.

Runcorn Association Football Club and the Highfield Male Voice Choir have their origins in the tanneries. An early nickname of the football team was ‘The Tanners’ and the choir’s emblem has three figures carrying three ‘bends’ of leather, each ‘bend’ consisting of half an animal hide after tanning.

According to tradition, a Runcorn tannery supplied the leather used to make the boots for the Duke of Wellington and his army at the Battle of Waterloo in 1815.

Camden, Puritan, Astmoor, and Highfield were well-known tanneries in the Runcorn area. Their demise after the 1950’s was swift and final and all tanning had ceased in Runcorn from 1968.

Only some outer walls of the Camden tannery now remain in the car park off High Street, but one building of the Puritan tannery still remains in Halton Road but has been re-clad so only part of its original appearance can be seen. These notes refer to the Highfield tannery, which stood about where Hardwick Road (Astmoor Industrial Estate) and the Daresbury Expressway runs at that point, on the north side of the Bridgewater Canal.

  1. The date of this Company in its present form is 1888, but it almost certain that there was a tannery on this site for at least 100 years before that, as it is mentioned in a survey of Runcorn Trades dated 1810 (besides other local evidence).
  2. Atthe time of the founding of the original tannery, there were two or three little yards in every town in England, which existed to use up the local supply of hides and skins. It could not, therefore, be said, that Runcorn was “chosen” at all. This tannery has survived where hundreds of similar small 19thCentury Tanyards disappeared. This has probably been helped (apart from special enterprise by the owners) due to its proximity to a major seaport. Present day tanneries import 50% of their hides and 90% of their tanning materials.
  3. Proximity to a major seaport is still a great advantage. The majority of sole leather is used in the Midlands and one would imagine that sole leather yards would be there on the spot to supply the demand: this is not so, and there are virtually no sole leather yards in that area. Runcorn is fortunate in being allowed to use some of the Liverpool water supply from North Wales. This is unusually pure and is a great benefit in tanning. Like other tanneries on estuaries, we are able to discharge our effluent without expensive treatment. There is legislation at present in Parliament to correct this unhygienic use of estuaries.
  4. We use Ox, Cows and Bull hides, 60% of which are English. The remainder are bought from Western Europe, North and South America and New Zealand. The tanning materials are also imported. These are :-
  • Mimosa – South Africa
  • Quebracho – South America
  • Myrabolans – India
  • Sweet Chestnut – France and Italy
  • Valonea – Turkey
  • Sumac – Cyprus

The first three being the materials mostly used.

His grandad worked at Highfield tannery for 50 years. He was also a Methodist. He asked him why he couldn’t live with him and gran, instead of his nan. His grandad told him that they didn’t have the space but he knew that was a load of shit. There were two empty bedrooms. His gran didn’t want him there. He knew that. She hardly ever spoke to him. Women are like that. Mums and daughter in laws. Fellars just get on with it, like it or fucking lump it but with women it goes much deeper. He thinks it’s something to do with evolution. Competition. Some sort of shit like that. Kelly was the same. Even Maureen. She treated Ray like a cunt but as soon as some other bird’s there, it’s like ‘get away from MY man.’

To his gran, he was always a reminder of her. No matter how much of a bastard her own son had been, he was her flesh and blood. His grandad never mentioned his dad. He reckoned his grandad was ashamed of his son, their only child. He hoped his sons weren’t ashamed of him. He knew they would be ashamed of him if they saw him how he is now.

Who he was and what he had become.

He keeps a photo of his two sons; Sean and Wes in his wallet. Wes was her idea. Short for Wesley. She didn’t know who the fuck John Wesley was. She named him after Wesley fucking Snipes. White Men Can’t Jump! They should’ve seen him clear that fucking twelve foot wall when the scousers cornered him by Halton Lodge.

He said to her once “an ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge” and she just looked bemused.

Sean looked like her; pale skimmed, red haired and had her calm, sarcastic temperament whereas Wes was more like him; dark, moody, prone to impulsive acts. He hadn’t seen them for almost 12 years now, they’d be 21 and 19. He thought he’d seen Sean once up the city but he couldn’t be sure.  He imagined what they’d look like now. He wondered where they were and if they wanted to get back in touch. Maybe. What good would it do? What did he have to offer them?

An ounce of love.

As far as he knew, his grandad never went to church. He wasn’t supposed to drink but kept a bottle of whisky in the sideboard and he wasn’t supposed to gamble but always had the racing on and would take him down the brew from Castle Rise to the bookies on Halton Road. He always wondered what the Method in Methodism was all about. He knew that it was a teetotal crew, against the bevvy and the bottle and gambling, these ‘vices’ that ruined so many men, destroyed so many families in the olden days.

So why the whisky?  Why the bookies?

Is worth a pound of knowledge.

He would repeat that over and over to himself.

He wished he’d shown her an ounce of love. Maybe she’d still be with him. Maybe he would playing footy with the lads on the park or even taking his grandkids for walks along the canal, throwing bread for the ducks, pushing them on the swings.  The things men his age were supposed to do. He tried to do it the right way. He tried to be a good husband and a good dad. He really did. That’s what he tells himself. He blamed her. Her and her fucking ma. Nothing was good enough for them.

Mud

Mud

Stages

Mooring Posts

Stages

Highfield Tannery

Brickfield Cottages

Highfield House

Mud

Stages

Tanks

Wiggs Works

Towing Path

Chemical Works

Travelling crane

Boston Tanneries

Those names:

Johnson

Hazlehurst

Wigg

Boston

Boston Tanneries

Boston Avenue

Castle Rise was at one end of Boston Avenue, Heath Road was at the other. In between was the Town Hall. It hadn’t always been the Town Hall though.

 

1854

From Runcorn Heath

Marquis Of Cholmondeley

Trustees Of The Late Duke of Bridgewater

Geo. Orrell Esq.

Big Pool

To Runcorn

Trustees of the late D. Brundrit Esq.

Mr. John Johnson

Welph Hey

Small Brooks

Bottom Springall

Top Springall

Big Field

Clover Field

Long Field

Halton Field

The story of the Town Hall is the story of the town and the men that poisoned the townspeople.

In September 1851 Francis Salkeld purchased a small strip of land adjoining the south west corner of Halton Field for the sum of £19. This land was known as The Inclosure as it was an encroachment from the waste land of the Manor.

In May 1853 the Duchy of Lancaster granted the freehold to Francis Salkeld for the sum of £94.60. Francis Salkeld sold most of the land to Thomas Johnson in January 1854 for £4,280. He retained the fields known as the Orchard, the Garden and Backside.

The house and buildings known as Halton Grange were built about 1856 for Thomas Johnson who was a local soap and alkali manufacturer.

The property was mortgaged for the sum of £5,000 at 5% interest by Thomas Johnson in February 1857 as part of the marriage settlement and heir provision. He married Louisa Reeve, daughter of Sir Thomas Newby Reeve.

In January 1871 the property was again mortgaged for £5,000 and in July 1872 the Mortgagees sold the land comprising Halton Grange and Pool Farm to Charles Hazlehurst for £10,428

Charles Hazlehurst quickly set about increasing his land holdings. This reflected the fact that his soap works were increasingly prosperous.

In April 1873 he completed the purchase of 16.21 acres of land adjoining the southern boundary from the Marquis Of Cholmondeley for £2,108.45. This was followed in September the same year by a further 7.97 acres on the west side of Heath Road from the Reverend Meredith Brown and George Swindles for the sum of £1,675.

Charles Hazlehurst had married in October 1852 and died and 14th December 1878. By his Will he left the property to his son Charles Whiteway Hazlehurst but with a life interest to his wife, Julia.

The property was mortgaged in December 1880 to Thomas Francis Hazlehurst of Misterton Hall, Leicestershire and Samuel Beckett Chadwick of Daresbury Hall, together  with other property, for £52,572 and the mortgage was redeemed in June 1903. Julia Hazlehurst died on 11th January 1903.

In April 1904 Hazlehurst leased the house and grounds to Francis Boston, the owner of the Boston Tannery in Halton Road, for a period of 10 years at £100 per year to use only as a private residence. The lease contained an option for Boston to purchase the house and grounds, Pool Farm and the area including Pool Cottage at any time during the first five years of the lease.

The price was to be £5,500 and specifically excluded from the option were the two pictures described as ‘Anthony and Cleopatra’ and ‘Boadicea.’

Boston exercised his option in June 1909 and the property including the pictures was conveyed to him for £5,000. Francis Boston died on 2nd November 1929 and the property was put up for auction on 25th June 1930 by Wm. Thomson and Moulton at the Law Association Rooms in Liverpool.

On 2nd April 1931 the Executors sold to Frederick Clare and Latham Ryder for £1,975. On 18th November 1932 the Runcorn Urban District Council purchased from the Executors the house (including pictures) and grounds for the sum of £2,250. The building was converted into the Urban District Council offices and opened on 30thOctober 1933.   .

 

It was almost dark and they were sat on the bench next to the pond and Urqo was pissing about trying to get the duck’s eggs from the island. These big posh cars kept pulling up to the Town Hall entrance. These fellars and women were getting out of them all dressed up in fucking suits and ball gowns and all that so they went over and Franny asked one fellar what was going on and he just looked at Franny and said ‘nothing to do with you, you little bastard’ and walked in with his fat fucking wife. They all laughed but he didn’t, he decided he’d teach these stuck up cunts a lesson.  They went around collecting dog shit and placed it in plazzy bags out of the bins then threw it all over the posh cars parked up outside and then smeared it all over the large windows where these fancy guests were stood about drinking from fancy glasses. One of them turned around in horror and they heard shouting and footsteps so the others legged it into the wood but he just stood there.

Three fellars came around the corner. One shouted “you disgusting piece of shit” at him and went to grab him but he just smiled at him and the man lost his nerve. One of the others said “the police are on their way” and he laughed, then turned around and walked slowly away.

One shouted after him but he didn’t look back.

Travelling crane

Taylors Row

Stenhills Lane

Churchfield House

Porter Street

Trinity House

Cambridge Street

Robert Street

William Road

Wicksten Drive

Wisksten Hill

Stenhills farm

Saxon Road

Stenhills Cottage

The past is the past and the future is the future and today is today and that’s all you need to fucking know man.

You can’t change the past. You can’t predict the future. You can do what you can do today and that’s all you can do.

One foot in front of the other.

Head down.

Eyes ahead.

Left.

Right.

Left.

Right.

There it is up ahead, there it is.

He can see it.

Clear as fucking day.

The day he walks through the bricks and dissolves into the water, the bridges and the canals and sinks to the bottom for the dredgers to scoop up.

There’s this noise he gets in his head.

It’s like every fucking baby in the world screaming at top volume at once.

He thought he had a brain tumour at one point.

Saw the quack.

They did a scan.

Found fuck all.

He tried to describe it and how it made him feel.

He blacks out sometimes.

It’s not epilepsy though.

They ruled that out.

Sometimes he wakes up in places and he can’t remember how he got there.

First time it happened he was about nine.

He was messing about up the hills.

There were about ten of em playing foxes and hounds and he’d sat there scratching his name into the thin sandstone rock of Frog’s Gob, then walked down to Weston Road and crossed over to the entrance to the tunnel.  He heard this buzzing noise in his head.

His head got tighter and tighter as if his brain was going to explode through his head.

He woke up in the dark.

He walked home and his nan was out.

He called next door and Jean told him they’d reported him missing.

His nan was out looking for him with Uncle Bob.

She went mad when she got back.

He said he’d fainted.

She didn’t believe him.

She said he had to go and live somewhere else.

He stayed with Uncle Bob for a few days.

She called round and brought him back.

She said he’d have to go to the doctors.

Tennis Grounds

Castle Rise

Well

Rock Park

Rigby Street

Weslyan Methodist Church

Windmill Street

Travelling Crane 

Wilding Avenue 

The Police were waiting for him when he came back from the park.

Said they could put him in jail for Grievous Bodily Harm for what he’d done.

Asked him why he’d done it.

His nan defended him.

Said they’d been bullying him for years, those bloody Bowmans. They should be the ones sent to bloody jail.

It was the first time she’d ever defended him.

He didn’t even know she knew about it.

They gave him a caution.

Said he’d been very lucky they didn’t want to press charges.

Said they’d have to tell the school and the headmaster what had happened.

They expelled him the next day.

He didn’t go to school for a month before he got into Halton Lodge.

They were the only place that’d take him.

On the Grange estate.

Miles away.

He had to walk it.

Rain or shine.

The bus cost too much.

Rock Park

Bowing Green

Tennis Ground

Sutton Street

Union Street

Sewell Street

Stenhills Crescent

Stonehills Lane.

Old Quarries

He took her to the hills. It was summer and still warm. It had been a hot summer and she was wearing a loose dress. He liked to see her in dresses like this, showing off her delicate white flesh, her lovely pale freckles. She had a great laugh. He could make her laugh. They’d been going out three months before she let him. That night up the hills, in the ferns. It wasn’t her first time. She’d told him about Matty, her boyfriend from school. He was in the army now. They’d lost touch over the past year. She wasn’t devastated, more disappointed that he hadn’t been in touch for the past six months. Nothing had been said but she knew that was it. She’d briefly been seeing Anthony O’Connor but he was a dickhead. All the girls fancied him but he was nasty and his house stunk. His mum was a horror too.

He took her hand and walked up to Frog’s Gob. He sat on the edge of the rocks looking out over the Mersey as the sun slipped down over the Welsh hills and she looked at him and he felt it; love. For that tiny moment in time, he realised that this was what love felt like. Not the same love he had for his nan. It was a different love. He showed her his name that he’d scratched into the soft sandstone on another summer day eleven years earlier. He covered it with his trainer. He said to her :

“This is the only thing that will last.”

She looked at him and asked what he meant.

“When we’re all dead, this will still be here. If I cover it up like this, it’s like I’ve never existed.”

He saw her eyes change. Maybe he lost her right there and then.

The quarries at Runcorn which afford stone for docks and other public works at Liverpool have caused great increase in population.

William Wright

Charles Hickson

William Grindrod

John Lineaker Wright

Dennis Brundrit.

John Tomkinson

Frog’s Mouth Quarry

Of the sandstones in this vicinity, that of Runcorn is more sparkling and siliceous in its grain than most of the others. Our architect’s choice was settled in favour of the quarries of Messrs. Wright.

 Wright’s Quarry, Weston and East Quarry, Weston were the last to close in 1938/39. The north part of these quarries was used as a rifle range during WW2 but the main part was used to dump chemical waste, mainly lime slurry, from the near-by chemical works. After WW2 small quantities of other chemical waste was buried in this quarry. This chemical waste dumping finished in the 1970’s and the quarries were then grass-topped but traces of these chemicals were detected in 1990’s under nearby houses, which it was found, had been built on back-filled areas of the old quarry and the gases were seeping up through the rubble on which they had been built. The affected houses were condemned and demolished.

He came back from the Dev and he was pissed. He’d taken a load of whizz earlier in the day but it had worn off and he felt about fifty stone. He opened the door and knew straight away. She was still sat up in her armchair. He looked at her for ages. Maybe it was only minutes, but it felt like hours. He sat down beside her, took her cold hand, held it and let it all out. He couldn’t stop. Maybe it was the ale. Maybe it was the come down. Maybe it was being alone in the world.

Aunty Pauline came back from Hemel Hempstead with Matthew and Ian who had both grown up to be the type of student pricks he’d expected them to be. His Uncle Bob hinted at him to sell the house. She’d bought it for buttons when they put em up for sale and knocked half of the streets behind Collier Street down. This is what they’d turned into; monsters! Waiting for their loved ones to die so they can make a few bob from their house sales.

He told Bob to fuck off.

He’d been seeing Kelly for about a month when it happened. She hadn’t met his nan and he hadn’t told his nan about Kelly. It might be something or nothing. He acted tough in front of Kelly, didn’t show her how upset he truly was. After all he was supposed to be a hard case. He asked her to come to the funeral, but she said she’d feel out of place.  She was right.

After the crem, at the do in the Dev, he watched Bob acting the big shot, the life and soul of the wake with all those other fucking miserable cunts, happy for as long as someone was getting the ale in. He saw him chatting up the new barmaid, about thirty years younger than him and looked at Val as Val pretended not to see. He sat next to her and said

“Why do you put up with it, Aunty Val?”

She looked back at him with empty, dead eyes and said

“Who else have I got?”

He held his big, battered hand out on the table, and she put her tiny, thin hand in his and he squeezed it tight and he said,

“You’ve got me.”

Bob came back with his pint and a vodka and coke for Val and said ‘what’s all this then?’ and he told his Uncle that if he ever hurt her again he’d kill him and Bob laughed nervously but knew in his nephew’s eyes that he fucking meant it.

They had two kids to bring up and she didn’t want to bring em up down in that shithole.

She wanted them to go to a good school

Victoria Road or Pewitt Hall

He said he’d think about it

He thought about it.

He said ‘no’

He wouldn’t let his kids go to Parish though. He had some standards. They went to Wezzy Point instead. Bit of a trek like.

That’s it with some people. They think sending their kids to some school they think is better because it’s in a better area, that it’s gonna rub off on them. He knew loads of people like that. Fucking nobheads, the lot of em. Her family was full of the cunts, all sending their kids to fucking Frodsham or Helsby instead of Brooky Comp or Norton. Who were they trying to fool?

After his nan died, they were clearing away her things, not that she had much, and he found a load of old photos of his nan with his grandad. A grandad he’d never known. He’d passed away a few years before he was born. Lung cancer. He worked at ICI all his life, worked at Randles on Wigg Island during the war, the secret mustard gas factory they called the ‘Hush Hush.’

They had a rope swing under the bridge that went out over the Ship canal and they’d all jump off it, doing Tarzan calls. He dove in once and got a lung full of it. It didn’t have the texture or taste of water. It was like oil. It stunk, a weird odour that he never smelled anywhere else. What was this stuff?

Yet here in these photographs of them, his nan and grandad, his mum and Uncle Bob and Aunty Pauline, they’re walking along a prom and sat they’re on a beach and they’re smiling and they’re happy.

What happened to them? What happened to him?

There was a makeshift cross at the bottom of Frog’s Gob. Some kid, seventeen years old, pissed up, trying to impress his mates or a girl, fell and died. He knew the lad’s dad. There was a Man United scarf tied around the cross.

He knew others that had fell from those crags over the years. It’s easy enough to do, especially at night, especially if you’re pissed or stoned. Such a fucking waste and sometimes he just can’t switch it off, thinking about it.  Karma? Heaven? He knows he’s done some shit things in his life but what have kids with cancer ever done to deserve their fate? All those kids trapped inside their bodies, that’s a REAL Hell. Sin? Forgiveness? Who’s to say what’s sinful or not and what’s to forgive or not?  He’s had enough of forgiveness for a lifetime. Forgiving others and others forgiving him. What does it amount to anyway, all this forgiveness? He doesn’t see forgiveness as a virtue anyway. You forgive me? So what? He couldn’t forgive Kelly. He couldn’t forgive his dad. He could live with hate.

That’s why he can’t go to funerals anymore, listen to all that childish nonsense about death being only temporary and life everfuckinglasting,  and even if it’s a metaphor, it’s not even a good metaphor. Grown men and women believing all that bollocks. When they cremated his nan, what had been her purpose? There was no purpose to life, only to fuck and have kids and pass on our genes.

What was she once and what had she become? She’d been dead for decades anyway, just living each day as it comes. She was a hard woman and life had made her hard and maybe she was born hard too. Are we born bad, does life make us bad? Is it in the genes or the streets, or both? Fuck your morality because we all end up dead as dust and the evil die along with the good and there’s no Heaven or Hell, just silence.

He sometimes walks up to the hills and sits looking across the Mersey and tries to imagine a time before industry and before farming and before people and before Gods. He can see the world differently up there. He can place himself in a wider universe and then he doesn’t fear death. Sometimes he stands right on the edge and feels an urge to throw himself off. It would only take seconds and he’d be free of it all.

His grandad used to take him to the Remembrance Day parade and pointed out his relative’s names on the cenotaph. Once he got out this large box with tissue paper inside it and took out these medals, a star shaped one and two massive round ones. How cheaply they held their lives and for what?

This is their cycle.

FOR OUR SAKE

He used to go to the cenotaph a lot. On his own. Look at all those names. Hundreds of names. Too many names for such a small town at the time. Maybe a fifth of the male population of fighting age. He would watch the scouts and the Boys Brigade and the sea scouts and the army cadets and the old men in their suits and uniforms and union jacks and medals lay their wreaths. He heard the drums and the bugles and the speeches and the prayers and the hymns and he felt…

NOTHING

He read the inscriptions carved in elegant capitals.

MORE THAN CONQUERORS THROUGH HIM THAT LOVED US

All those names, all those widows.

OBEYING THE COUNTRY’S CALL SERVING HUMANITY THESE GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR THE CAUSE OF TRUTH OF JUSTICE AND FREEDOM IN THE GREAT WAR. 

All those mums and dads, sons and daughters.

THESE AT THE CALL OF KING AND COUNTRY LEFT ALL THAT WAS DEAR TO THEM ENDURED HARDNESS FACED DANGER AND FINALLY PASSED OUT OF THE SIGHT OF MEN BY THE PATH OF DUTY AND SELF-SACRIFICE GIVING UP THEIR OWN LIVES THAT OTHERS MIGHT LIVE IN FREEDOM. 

It made him sick. Lies. Freedom? What fucking freedom?

THEY SOUGHT THE GLORY OF THEIR COUNTRY AND FOUND THE GLORY OF THEIR GOD.

Glory? What fucking glory? Cunts! Liars! Why couldn’t they see through it?

This is their cycle.

Wars and money and shares and palaces.

Round and round and round it goes.

For Our Sake!

Yeah! Tell that yourself if it consoles you. They died for some noble cause, in Belgium, in North Africa, in Korea, in Northern Ireland, in The Falklands, in Iraq, in Afghanistan. The world keeps turning and your son is dead.

Dead forever.

His grandad boasted that he’d never missed a day through sickness in forty years at Highfield as if that was something to be proud of. The Protestant Work Ethic. Another fucking con trick played on the proles by lazy cunts that never put a shift in during their entire fucking lives. Work will set you free but it doesn’t, it just destroys you, slowly.

Still, they made things back then. Useful things. Now it’s all shite produced in sweatshops by slaves in India, China, Vietnam, Bangladesh, Taiwan, Pakistan, Malaysia. Poor bastards. There was at least a degree of craftsmanship in his grandad’s times. He admired that aspect of it.

Highfield Tannery Artefacts Register A.024 – A.041

 A.024 Sample of hide

A.025 Sample of elephant hide

A.026 Sample of cow hide

 A.027 Sample check strap

 A.028 Sample hide with brand marks

 A.029 Buffalo hide

 A.030 Charolais hide

 A.031 Sausage skins

 A.032 Item used in textile industry

 A.033 Bark

 A.034 Fish skin

 A.035 Black dyed skin

 A.036 Green dyed skin

 A.037 Skin

 A.038 Snake skin

 A.039 Brown dyed skin

 A.040 Sample bull neck leather

 A.041 Highfield leather sole

He walks up to his grandad’s. It’s 1977, the year of the Queen’s silver jubilee, he’s wearing a Sex Pistols t-shirt and his grandad goes mad at him. He says the punks have been spitting at the picture of the Queen above the stage at the RNA when the Sex Pistols’ ‘God Save The Queen’ comes on. He says the DJ had stopped playing it and the stewards had cleared them all out, these louts, disrespecting Her Majesty like that. He says they all need a stretch in the Army and he answers sarcastically ‘like you?’

“What’s that supposed to mean?” grandad asks.

“Well you always say you were too old to fight in second world war.”

“That’s right.”

“You were only 38.”

“So?”

You were too old to join up at 38? That doesn’t sound right. Is that why you get off on all those fucking war films, cos you were a coward?”

“Get out! I don’t want you to come here again!”

“Fair enough, you can fuck off and me gran can fuck off too and that cunt you brought up, I hope he dies slowly in agony.”

Artefacts Register A.042 – A.060

A.042 Highfield leather sole

 A.043 Limed raw hide

A.044 Limed raw hide

 A.045 Leather sole

 A.046 7 card templates for soles sizes 6-12

A.047 Iron gauge to measure thickness of leather

 A.048 ‘Proof hide’ leather dressing

 A.049 Mimosa powder

 A.050 Galla from China

 A.051 Hockey ball (half)

 A.052 Sole cutting knife left

 A,053 Sole cutting knife right

 A.054 Ash tray in leather

 A.055 Hydraulic and pneumatic packings

 A.056 Large leather sole

 A.057 Billiard/snooker cue tips

 A.058 Cushion for billiard/snooker table

 A.059 Cycle saddle repair kit container

 A.060 Door restraining strap railway carriages etc.

He didn’t see his grandad again till his gran’s funeral in 82. He had to show his face for that. His dad was there too. He had to show his face too. They didn’t speak. Didn’t even acknowledge each other. His dad looked fucked. Like he was on his lazzys. The do was at the Halfway but he didn’t go. He knew how it’d end. His grandad died not long after. He didn’t cry. He had lost all the respect he once had for him as a kid. He saw him now as a weak man, too under the thumb of his gran to take his grandson in. Too weak to deal with his waste of space son. Too dumb to realise how those he admired really despised him and his class. Fuck him and all those like him. His grandad didn’t last long after, holding on for a few years on his own. He never went to the funeral. His dad would be there. He couldn’t bear seeing the cunt again.

Artefacts Register A.061 – A.075

 A.061 Sommacco

 A.062 Leather grip for golf clubs/racquets etc.

 A.063 Galla (turca)

 A.064 Policeman’s handcuff container

 A.065 Myrobalan nuts

 A.066 Hand protector for sewing sailcloth etc.

 A.067 Cycle saddle

 A.068 Dog chew

 A.069 Chain link belting

 A.070 Plaited dog lead

 A.071 Myrab powder

 A.072 Tara Baccello Molito

 A.073 Mirabolano

 A.074 Gambier (extratto)

A.075 Pencil –Highfield Tannery

The Tanners pub was in the middle of Castlefields Centre. The centre was made of the same white tiles as the Shopping City but was even more run down. He sometimes felt sorry for the scousers. Moving here from their slums and ending up back in slums but miles away from home. Castlefields was a terrible place, the flats were grey and depressing, the centre was a piss stinking shit hole and the pub was the most disgusting alehouse in the town.  All the bagheads had been shipped here when they demolished Southgate.

He liked Southgate. He lived with Moggy there for a few months when he got out. Moggy’s flat was a meeting place for all the druggies and Kelly knew him from junior school. She said he’d always been a nutter but she liked him, said he was funny.  He’d met him inside when they were both in DC. Moggy had been burgling shops and houses. Short, sharp shock. All that shit! Never worked. Not for him or Moggy or any of the others.

He remembers walking around Southgate when he was a kid and thinking it must be like living in the future, living in these orange and yellow metal houses and the flats with their massive washing machine windows. His nan’s house was 100 years old, maybe older. On the maps of Runcorn from the olden days, the town’s just a clump of streets by the Mersey. It looks like a tumour. Now it stretches out for miles into the countryside, its cancer spreading and spreading.

He was here to exact revenge. Not that it was his problem, but he’d made it his problem. It was a matter of honour.  The Bank Chambers was chocka that night and he’d made a stash on the Garys and the beak. Other people were moving in from out of town. They had a crew come down from Huyton the week before. They meant business. Wanted to take over the door. This night had been peaceful though. No real trouble, a few dickheads had to get lashed out but that was all. Tony, the landlord let them get on with it. He took his cut and made sure the bizzies were kept sweet.

He’d been clearing the Chambers of all the hangers on, Tony wanted an early night and the same old bunch of arse lickers were clinging on for a stay behind. A new lad, Ste, had started a few weeks before. Ste was huge, about six feet nine and well built, bit of a juice head. He’d moved here from Stoke or somewhere and was acting the big shot, trying to impress the other doormen by bouncing divvies.

Matty Kavanagh and Gary Murray were both sat up at the back of the room and they all knew what these two were about. Matty was certifiable, a total psycho, always in and out of jug. Gary wasn’t as unpredictable but was also a loon, well known for carrying a blade. They were the biggest headcases in the new town but Ste didn’t know them from Adam. He made the mistake of telling them to fuck off home and grabbed hold of Muz. Before he knew what was going on, Ste was screaming on the floor and Kavva and Muz had fled the scene. He went over to Ste and saw a thin, red slice running from his eye brow to his chin, blood pumping all over the sticky carpet. Ste soon moved back to Stoke.

He always did his business alone. He didn’t need to rely on others, people who’d use any excuse to shit out at the last minute. He knew Muz bevvied in The Tanners but he’d gone to ground since slashing Ste. He knew the landlord of the Tanners and he’d been in touch; Muz was in with some lad he didn’t recognise, a black kid with a Manc accent.

He drove up to the car park behind the centre and walked up the steps to the Tanners. He walked in and saw Muz sat at back of the narrow bar with this other lad. Muz looked at him and said something to his pal, his pal looked around too. He sat down next to Muz and this kid. Muz smiled at him and said “let’s do it then.”

Mince and chips for tea.

The mince is greasy and over cooked.

The chips are brown and crispy.

The chips swim in an oily broth that has almost raw onions floating in it.

His nan places his tray on his knees with three slices of over buttered bread and a salt shaker.

“Ta”

She sits opposite him on the settee and eats her own tea. She looks at him. He’s grown. He’s a man now.

“What did Frank want?”

He makes a butty, folds his bread in half and pats down the chips and dips it in the gravy.

“Got a job for me.”

He watches the telly. His nan’s got Corry on. Mike Baldwin’s kicking off on Vera and the girls in his sewing factory.

“What kind of job?”

He chews faster to answer her.

“Security.”

He’s a man now. He’s got a reputation. They all know him round here.

She doesn’t say any more.

He looks at her.

“He’s working on a building site in Birkenhead tomorrow and wants me to mind all the stuff in his van, so the smackheads don’t have it off.”

“You be careful.”

He almost chokes.

She agreed to go out with him.

A date.

No, it’s not a date.

Let’s just see if we have a good time eh?

He put on his best clothes.

He borrowed Urqo’s XR3i

He drove her out to Frodsham.

They had a few drinks in The Bear’s Paw.

They went for a curry.

He told her stupid jokes.

She laughed at his stupid jokes.

She told him about her big plans.

He was impressed with her big plans.

It took him three months to get inside her knickers.

It took him five months to get to meet her mum and dad.

They never married.

It took her twelve years to leave him.

He came home after a bender and she wasn’t there. The kids weren’t there. He saw it coming. He’d been asking for it really. Maybe part of him even wanted it. He wasn’t cut out for it. He blamed his dad. He blamed everyone but deep down he knew it was HIS fault.

He’d been good to his word. He’d stopped working the doors. He’d got a proper job. He worked shifts at the warehouse. He worked overtime and weekends. He even looked at houses down Sea Lane way and said he’d save up for a deposit. They went on holidays abroad. Spain, Portugal, Greece. The lads loved him. He loved them. Kelly loved him. He loved her. It was all an act though. He was just pretending. He knew himself. He knew how it would end. One day. Today. Tomorrow. Who knew? He couldn’t hide from himself. Fool himself. That’s how he is, how he’s always been and how he’ll always be.

He wants to remember her voice. What she sounded like. It’s the voice that he misses the most. The laugh. She was always laughing. That’s how remembers it any way. She had a bit of a lisp. His dad teased her some times. Did this sound like Sylvester The Cat.

“Thutherin’ thuthercaths!”  

He remembered coming back to their house and his dad crying and he didn’t know his mum wasn’t coming back. Not really. He’d been told she’d been in an accident, that she’d come off a motorbike, some fellar’s motorbike. He didn’t know who the fellar was. He didn’t understand why everyone was shouting at each other. He missed her voice the most. That’s what he missed. Her voice.

One foot in front of the other.

Left

Right

He looks a state

He knows he looks a state.

That’s the least of his worries.

He’s put on a load of weight.

He’s a fat fucking useless cunt.

It’s his meds.

They avoid eye contact when they see him.

Pretend they haven’t seen him.

Cross the road to swerve him.

He can live with that.

Fuck em!

Bunch of phonies.

He looks a state.

Fatty clothes on.

Not even washed.

At one time he lived for his clothes

He spent a fortune on the latest gear.

He was well known for it, celebrated even.

They all waited to see what new trainers he was wearing, what new labels he’d endorsed, and they followed suit.

Fucking sheep!

Now clothing is purely functional, a shield against the elements, a protective skin against the world. He wears the same gear every day. Most days.

Hood up.

Head down.

Mouth closed.

One foot in front of the other.

He looks a state.

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Marc O’Polo

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He didn’t really listen to his old records or CDs anymore. He preferred to read now or listen to Radio 3, the classical station, no fucking nobhead djs wittering on about fuck all, just filling in empty space. He finds it calming, the classical stuff. He’s learned a lot from it. He loves Aaron Copland and Dvorak and Debussy.  The only band he really stills listens to is PIL.

He followed Lydon into his post-Rotten career. He was the only one with any sense. The one who saw through it all. The punk lie. Just another con trick. Another product. He sometimes got Metal Box out from its time capsule tin like something buried for future generations to discover. Puts it on his ancient turntable. He plays their other stuff too. Order Of Death is his favourite.

This is what you want
This is what you get

Here now
Nightlight
Windows
Waiting

Weakness
Waiting
Silent
Waiting

Guilty
Haunting
Calling
Claiming

Here now
Ending
One life
One knife

It’s depressing as fuck. It does him no good listening to this stuff really. It’s too close.

He feels the walls pushing in on him, closing in. He’s sat on the beach and it’s hot and there’s a man sat next to him playing in the sand. Digging a massive hole in the sand and he keeps digging and the sea comes in and goes down the hole and he falls in with the man, him and the man are falling down this massive hole in the sand and it goes down for ages, just goes down and down and down and down and then the man catches hold of something and stops himself falling but he carries on falling and there’s this lake and he’s in this lake, on a boat and it’s just going along by these reeds and he sees fishes in the water. The fishes are swimming about, millions of them, all gold and red and yellow and he wants to dive in the water with them but he’s scared and there’s this woman on the side of the shore and she’s washing her clothes in the water like the Indians do and she waves at him and he waves back.

A-G

A-G-R

A-G-R-O

AGGRO!!

Hit him on the head

Hit him on the head

Hit him on the head

With a baseball bat

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

Hit him in the dick

Hit him in the dick

Hit him in the dick

With a Millwall brick

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

When the red, red Robins come bob, bob, bobbing along

Shoot the bastards!

Shoot the bastards!

Shoot, shoot, shoot the bastards!

Altrincham.

Alty.

The Robins.

He was arrested there in the FA Trophy.

Ran on the pitch at the end and tried to hit the ref.

Who’s the bastard?

Who’s the bastard?

Who’s the bastard in the black?

Who’s the bastard in the black?

Blind cunt!

Bent cunt!

Hartlepool.

He got battered there.

Twatted good style.

They all left him.

Shithouses.

The lot of em.

Fucking shithouses.

Merthyr.

Had it toe to toe with a huge Welsh mob up a steep hill. Game as fuck, the Taffys.

Today it’s a local derby.

Northwich Victoria.

Vics.

He’s sat in the Edgie with Joey Lego, Andy Cork and Urqo. The others come in and now there are about twenty of them but he makes sure his little inner crew keep tight. He knows he can only trust these three. They move to the Navvy. Inside the Navvy are about ten Vics fans. Joey starts giving them stick but he tells him to pack it in, these are just fellars with kids, having a pint. Joey’s a bully. Urqo’s not so hard but he’ll stand.  Andy’s a loon. He sees another group walk in through the bar door and the first one pushes his way through and sees them, then turns and tries to get back out. He nods at Andy and they walk out through the main entrance where a coach is parking up and a mob of Vics lads are getting off, noisily chanting.

Without a word, he steams into the disorganised gang, scattering them at first. They re-group on the field in front of Irwell Lane and realise there are only four lads confronting them and gain a bit of courage. They charge en masse but he doesn’t move. Andy doesn’t move. Urqo doesn’t move. Even Joey doesn’t move. They get nearer, maybe twenty of them, with their green and white scarves. They slow down. He can see the ones who will drop off. He waits for the ones whose pride will bring them to blows.

He readies himself.

He walks under the curly bridge that connects the canal path to Halton Road.  Stonehills Lane runs from the bottom of Halton Road up to Saxon Road. On the right is Big Hill, behind the Grange Comprehensive school, where he attended on and off for five years, in between his two spells in DC in 80 and 82. He was the cock of the school. Only Vinny Redmond ever gave him a real fight. He liked Vinny, a wirey, red haired kid from Halton Brook, one of the only scousers in their year. Vinny’s sister, Terri was fit as fuck, worked in the posh barbers downtown, next to the Scala. He always went there to get his hair cut, just to feel her tits on the back of his neck.

He asked her out once but she was four years older than him and gave him a polite knock back. She was seeing Paul Barton, a psycho from Halewood. Vinny went out joy riding with him or so he made out. They got caught robbing a post office and Vinny got a year in DC. When he came out, he was acting like the big hardman, so he offered the cunt out on the back field after school. Vinny put up a better fight than he’d expected. Gave him a good smack that wobbled his teeth but the ginger prick couldn’t take a dig. He decked him and then gave him a couple of decent butts to his face, split his nose wide open. They were good mates after that.

This kid from DC, Jacko, from out Salford way knocked at his house once. He’d absconded and wanted to hide out in Runcorn. He took him to the tunnels. These were a secret from most people, two long, narrow tunnels that led from Big Hill under to where the Lard Factory used to be. Two kids from the Grange estate had discovered them and ran away for months hiding out there. The tunnels went along for about three hundred yards before opening out into a small chamber about twelve feet square with a low ceiling. It became a big of a meeting place for smoking weed, taking mushies and shagging. The lardy had burned down in the 70s but fat still covered the walls and the place absolutely reeked.

Still, it was better than nick and Jacko hid there for about three weeks before some cunt grassed him up. They sealed them up after that.

Puritan Tannery, Halton Road, Runcorn

Tel Runcorn 2321-2-3

 

Cables: “Puritan, Runcorn”

 

1926 The company was incorporated, and carried on the business of sole leather tanners, including the manufacture and supply of cut soles.

 

A tannery in Runcorn was leased from Boston Tanneries Ltd and H. G. Boston became managing director.

 

 

1947 Listed Exhibitor – British Industries Fair.

 

Tanners and Sole Leather

 

Bends

 

Shoulders

 

Bellies

 

Cut Soles

 

Insoles

 

Top Pieces

 

Slabs for the Manufacturing and Repairing Trades

 

Polishing Leather

 

Flexible Shoulders and Bellies

 

Dry Limed and Pickled Bellies.

 

(Earls Court, 1st Floor, Stand No. 412a) 

 

1961 The company ceased leather production

 

1966 The company went into liquidation

The old iron crane used to be here when he was a kid. It transported coal from the narrow boats into the tannery’s furnace.

Bogie Marsh lived near here too. He was like Steptoe, had this horse and cart and used to go around selling fruit and veg. His grandad knew him well, used to stop and talk to him all the time when he delivers in Castle Rise and Bogie would always ruffle his hair, ask how old he was. He asked his grandad if Bogie was called that because he was a Bogey man and his grandad laughed and just said ‘he’s harmless.’

All these old characters his nan and granddad spoke of :

Bogie Marsh

Darky Joe Lewis, another fruit and veg man with a horse and cart

Nobby Cook and Bert Rolls, the tramps

Daft Charlie, the traffic conductor

Blind Josh Eden, the tea seller.

Jimmy Gough, the clog maker, mouth always full of nails

The ones from his own era;

Laughing Danny

Lead Handbag

Joe The Pole

Spazzy Sue

Maybe he’s like them now. Kids poking fun at him. Laughing at him. He doesn’t care anymore. He couldn’t give two flying fucks.

He can see things they can’t see.

He can feel things they can’t feel.

The man with the white beard tips his pipe out and takes a drink from a leather bottle. He ties the boat up and rests against the iron post, another man on the flat shouts something at him and they both laugh.

The girls are dressed in long, frilly petticoats and scoop coal from the canal with their improvised nets. They gather net full after net full and place them in a large tin bucket. The woman on the barge comes out and takes the bucket from them.

There’s a light on in the Mariner’s Mission and he can hear the half-hearted singing of hymns and loud, phlegmy coughs.

A schooner sails along the Mersey and drifts into the mist, disappears and he hears someone scream.

A plane flies overhead and the woman shouts at her son to come inside. It’s getting dark and the plane’s flying low, losing height and there’s thick black smoke coming from the engine.  He can see the pilot. The bomber crashes somewhere near Astmoor and he hears a huge explosion.

A woman is lying face down in the water, wearing only her nightie. He walks down the path and looks at her. He wades in and pulls her out. She sits up and smiles at him.

A dog barks loudly at the corner of Picton Road and Halton Road. A man shouts ‘be quiet’ at it from across the road. The chimney smoke hangs heavy in the cold air and a bus comes into view, turns up Picton Avenue and he hears an owl hoot from behind him in the woods.

The wooden hut stands on the bank of the ship canal and three men stand outside, drunkenly hurling insults at each other in thick Irish accents. One takes a piss and begins to sing as the others laugh and walk away.

A young girl with a short bob hairstyle walks hand in hand with a man and the man is holding her hand too tight and she begins to cry, so he tells her to belt up and not tell anyone or he’ll come back and kill her in her bed.

He walks.

He walks today.

He walks every day.

He walks the same way.

Every day.

There and back.

Every day.

All days become one day.

One day he’ll be free.

He walks around the bend behind Webby’s builder’s merchants and the new RNA that’s now some kind of cabaret club. Urqo got married there in 87 and he was best man. He took the role seriously. Did his speech. Nothing too lairy. Kelly looked gorgeous. Urqo’s bird wasn’t bad either. She was from Widnes, one of the Didsbury clan from Hough Green. Urqo moved away soon after. Moved to Kent or somewhere doing building. Good on him. He escaped. He never saw him again. Heard he’d moved to New Zealand. Good luck to the lad.

Terry and Beo had this narrow boat down the yard behind the timber place off Halton Road. All the fucking smackheads and crusties would be down there all the time.  He lived on the boats for a while when he got out of the Brooker. Didn’t want to go back to that house. The cold house. The dark house. The house where he failed time and time again. He liked Beo, even though he was on the gear.

Beo used to live in Suffolk Street with his mam and about five other kids of different colours. His dad wasn’t really his dad but this old Polish fellar and his ma was on the game, always in the Barley and the Blue Lagoon, the Bluey. Beo got skitted all through school. There were a lot of prozzys in town back then, with all the boats still coming into Runcorn and Weston Point docks. His nan had every other woman in Dukey down as a whore. Sometimes they’d go down to the Borax silos by the docks and watch the prozzys with the sailors and yell encouragement.

Beo got stuck down for dealing whizz and when he got out something had gone west. He got on the gear inside and carried on when he got out. Terry was a scouse kid from Halton Brook. He used to be a boxer, bit of a hard knock. Now he was on the gear too, the two of them surviving as best they could. The barge they squatted in was a fucking death trap but at least he had somewhere to get his head down, someone to talk to, even if all they talked about was the past. They didn’t have much of a future. None of them.

He didn’t deserve anything from Beo.

He didn’t deserve pity.

He deserved everything he got and he got everything he deserved.

How many times had she forgiven him?

How many times had he said he was sorry?

Truly sorry.

That he couldn’t live without her.

Her and the kids.

The kids.

Her.

Her and the kids.

He couldn’t help himself.

It’s a fucking disease.

He needs help.

He can change.

He WILL change.

He never changed.

He couldn’t.

He wouldn’t.

This was how he was.

How he is.

How he will be.

He saw them.

They changed.

They changed on the outside.

They didn’t change on the inside.

It’s impossible.

They can change the way they act.

They can’t change the way they feel.

It was all an act.

Sooner or later they’d end up at the same place as him.

Some sooner.

Some later.

Some whether they fucking knew it or not.

Whether they admitted it or not.

In time.

In time.

Yes, they would.

Yes.

They.

Fucking.

Would.

 

 

 

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Henry Stone – boots, shoes and clogs

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William Travers  boots and shoes

William Page- boots and shoes

Tyler and Sons – boots and shoes 

He passes the boat yard. Beo died on his boat back in – when was it? – 96 or 97. OD. He went to the church to show his face but didn’t go back to the Welly. Too many faces he didn’t want to see. Old faces, same stories. Living in the past. Old fights. Boring cunts. They’re all a waste of fucking space. Grow up! Still stuck in the 3rd year. Remember when you twatted so and so? Remember when the scousers jumped us up the city? Ancient fucking history. Boring cunts. Get out of this place before it kills you.

He walks.

Back into the future.

Forward to the past.

One foot.

Infront of each other.

Left.

Right.

The sound of the expressway towards Daresbury is deafening. Cars and lorries and bikes and vans and busses all going somewhere, all travelling to some other place, places he will never see, places he never wants to see ever again.

A fellar’s sat fishing with a huge carp pole that blocks his path. He can’t be arsed arguing the toss just steps over the rod and the fellar looks up at him and says ‘alright?’

He doesn’t answer.

Maybe the fellar knows him.

Maybe he knows the fellar.

Maybe they’re strangers.

Maybe they’re best mates.

Once.

Maybe he’s not even here at all.

His dad took him fishing here once. He couldn’t get into it. It was boring, just watching a float for hours and for what, to catch a three pound perch? Urqo was into his angling, went over to Ireland every summer for years with his dad and his uncles. He envied Urqo his large, extended family. Yet his mate fucked them all off to live on the other side of the world. Maybe families aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. Maybe he’s always been better on his own.

He’s always been on his own.

The Urqos took him sea fishing once from Rhyl when he was about twelve and he got seasick, even though it wasn’t even that rough. Urqo’s dad caught this massive fish, a bass and he remembered its eyes as it was unhooked and smacked against the hull, then placed in a bucket. He felt queasy as it wriggled about, its blank, black eyes looking out at the universe. To see death in an instant. The eyes. The eyes of this fish. The eyes of his nan in her armchair. What did his mum’s eyes look like as the life left her body? What will his eyes look like? Will Kelly and the kids come to the funeral? How would they even know he was dead?

He walks towards Bates’s Bridge, sees her stood at the top looking over the canal, waving to him.

She’s shouting something to him. but he can’t hear her.

He picks up his pace.

A moorhen hoots as he walks past before flying into the canal, its thin red legs trailing behind its black body.

She’s walking down the other side of the bridge towards Sea Lane. He knows it’s her. He shouts

“WAIT!”

He gets to Bates’s Bridge and runs up the makeshift path, but she’s gone. He walks across the canal and up Sea Lane for a few yards but there’s no sign of her.

He slumps to the floor and throws his head back.

He wants to scream but no sound comes out.

A dog passes, sniffs at him, followed by a man, an old man who smells of cheap ciggies.

“You OK mate?” the old man asks.

He doesn’t answer. The man and the dog walk past and over the bridge.

Sea Lane

Dudley Avenue

Renton Avenue

Dalton Street

Fairfax Drive

Carlton Avenue

Manor Road

Brookfield Avenue

Stanmore Road

Eventually he gets to his feet. He walks down the path and back onto Bates’s Bridge. At the centre of the bridge, he stops and looks back along the route he’s followed.

The canal is still the canal, the houses are still the houses, the town is still the town.

Not his town.

No town is his town.

He has no town.

He has no bonds.

Not anymore.

He spits into the Bridgewater canal and sees his reflection in the still, murky water.

Is it the same water as when it was built?

Does the water ever go anywhere?

How many reflections has it reflected?

Are we trapped in the water?

Do we return to it?

Is that what they mean by reincarnation?

We are water?

Water made of water.

H2 fucking O.

Canals.

Rivers.

Seas.

Oceans.

Spit and sweat?

He grabs the bricks and tries to connect.

He closes his eyes.

He tries to remember her voice.

He sees the old woman in her chair.

He sees his boys laughing on the roundabout.

He sees Kelly in her lace dress, sat with him up the hills, looking into his eyes.

He holds his hands out to them.

He hears a noise.

It’s THAT noise.

He covers his hears.

The noise gets louder.

Louder!

Louder!!

Louder!!!

He feels the top of his head get

Tighter!

and TIGHTER!!

and TIGHTER!!!!!!!

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